What are the best jokes that tell a story?

A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke is humorous as it gives the snail a human - like situation of being mugged and the snail's response is something that is unexpected yet makes perfect sense considering a snail's slow nature.

Here's a short joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

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Well, one characteristic is that it has an unexpected twist. For example, in the joke about the magician turning into a grocery store, it's not what you'd expect a magician to do. Instead of performing a magic trick in the traditional sense, he literally 'turns' into a grocery store which is really funny.

Well, a good joke story often has an unexpected twist. For example, like the joke where the guy who invented the knock - knock joke got a Nobel prize. Everyone expects a normal punchline, but this one is completely out of the blue. It makes you laugh because it defies your normal expectations.

There's a story about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian said, 'Sorry, we don't have that in the non - fiction section.' This is a short but witty joke with a bit of a story setup.

One characteristic is the use of local cultural references. For example, references to Bengali festivals like Durga Puja. A joke might be about how during Durga Puja, a man tries to bargain with the idol - maker for a cheaper idol of Goddess Durga. It shows the unique Bengali sense of humor that combines the sacred and the humorous in a non - offensive way.

I like this joke. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' This joke has a build - up with the bear's order and then the unexpected answer about the 'big pause' which is really funny.

I once heard a story joke. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He called his friend and said, 'You should get one of these new hearing aids. It's amazing!' His friend replied, 'What kind is it?' The man said, 'It's 3:30.' This joke is funny because of the miscommunication due to the man misunderstanding the concept of the hearing aid.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean physically transform or just enter. It's a simple and silly joke that can bring a quick laugh.