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Tell me a quick funny story.

2024-12-01 03:02
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A little boy was at his first wedding. After the ceremony, his cousin asked him, 'How many women can a man marry?' The boy thought for a while and said, 'Sixteen.' His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. 'How do you know that?' 'Easy,' the little boy said. 'All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.'

There was a magician on a cruise ship. He was really good at his shows, but every time he did a trick, the parrot on the ship would yell out, 'It's in his sleeve! It's in his sleeve!' One day the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of driftwood with the parrot. They stared at each other for days. Finally, the parrot said, 'Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?'

Special Agent Rebirth: The Omnipotent Goddess of Quick Transmigration

Special Agent Rebirth: The Omnipotent Goddess of Quick Transmigration

She is the newly crowned Best Actress of the Entertainment Circle as well as the long-lost second young lady of the Ye Family in the Imperial City, a fact everyone knew. The eldest daughter of the Ye Family was the Chairman of the Fenghai Group; the third son of the Ye family, a big shot in Imperial City; but the found second young lady was merely a decoration in the Entertainment Circle. Her father did not love her, her mother did not cherish her. However, nobody knew, behind the guise of a mere decoration, she was in fact an exceptional agent that international powers found troubling! Unexpectedly, she made a mistake, was tricked, and accidentally bound herself with a system to complete tasks and absorb energy. Since then, she dominated in all parallel universes, rewriting the tragic lives of others. In whichever world she was in, she thrived effortlessly. What she did not anticipate, however, was crossing paths with a big shot from a mysterious power… When she finally recovers her strength to return to her peak form, she could let go of her identity as the second young lady of the Ye Family; she could reject her family's estate. But, if she didn't give a good reckoning to those who plotted against her, how would she do justice to her hard-earned title of Chief Agent? Once her identity is fully revealed, it would be her time to shine! *** One a prodigious mystery youth, the other a world-renowned Chief Agent, this is a showdown between two formidable figures. *** The alternate titles of this novel include "The Heroine Is Really Amazing" and "The Hero Is Really Handsome". —【Refreshing】【Quick Transmigration】【1v1】
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Tell me a funny quick fall story.

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2024-12-05 00:27

Once, my little cousin was learning to walk. He was so excited and tried to run too soon. All of a sudden, he tripped over his own feet and fell forward right into a pile of leaves. He just lay there for a second, then started giggling. It was really funny.

Tell me a quick funny story about animals.

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2024-11-20 05:43

There was a parrot in a pet store. It was always making fun of the other animals. One day, a snake slithered by and the parrot said, 'You're just a long worm!' The snake hissed back, 'Well, you're just a noisy feather duster!' The whole store burst out laughing at their little spat.

Tell a funny quick autumn story.

1 answer
2024-11-17 09:23

Autumn is the time when the geese fly south. One day, a group of geese were flying in a V - shape. However, one goose seemed to be daydreaming and flew in the wrong direction. It took a while for it to realize and hurriedly caught up with the group. This little incident made for a funny and quick autumn story.

Tell me some funny quick bedtime stories.

1 answer
2024-12-08 13:28

There was a little mouse who was always in a hurry. One bedtime, he decided to build a new nest in just five minutes. He ran around gathering bits of string and cotton. But every time he added something, it would fall apart. In the end, he gave up and curled up in his old nest, chuckling at his silly attempt. This made him so relaxed that he fell asleep right away.

Tell me a quick love story.

2 answers
2024-12-11 08:58

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl. They met at a coffee shop. Their eyes met and they instantly felt a connection. They started chatting, and within a few days, they were inseparable. Love happened so quickly for them, and they lived happily ever after.

Tell me a quick sexy story.

1 answer
2024-12-10 09:13

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman named Lily. She walked into a ballroom wearing a stunning red dress. A handsome man named Jack saw her immediately. Their eyes met and there was an instant spark. Jack walked over to Lily, took her hand and led her to the dance floor. As they danced, their bodies moved closer and closer, and the air around them seemed to sizzle with attraction.

Tell me a quick scary story.

3 answers
2024-12-04 20:07

One night, a girl was home alone. She heard a strange scratching at the window. When she looked, she saw a pair of red eyes staring back at her. She quickly ran to her room and locked the door. But the scratching followed her, getting louder and louder. She hid under the covers, trembling with fear, and prayed for the night to end.

Tell me a quick kid story.

2 answers
2024-11-28 20:42

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He had a magic key that could open any door. One day, he used the key to open a door in the old attic. Inside, he found a world full of talking animals. He made friends with a rabbit and a squirrel. They showed him around their magical forest. Tom was so excited to be in this new world.

Tell me a quick kids story.

1 answer
2024-11-17 13:53

A little boy named Timmy had a toy train. He loved that train more than anything. One day, the train went missing. Timmy was very sad. He searched everywhere in his room. Finally, he found it under his bed. It was stuck there. Timmy was so happy when he got his train back that he played with it all day long.

Tell me a quick ghost story.

3 answers
2024-11-17 07:20

Once upon a time, a girl was walking alone in an old cemetery at night. Suddenly, she heard a faint whisper. She turned around but saw nothing. As she quickened her pace, she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. Terrified, she ran all the way home. Later, she found out that the cemetery was haunted by a spirit who was said to be looking for someone to keep her company.

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