Funny Bad Relationship Stories: What Are the Most Hilarious Ones?

In my neighborhood, there was an old man who always had bad breath. One day, he was scolding some kids for playing near his garden. But the kids were more focused on his bad breath. They made faces at each other and one of them said 'It's like a dragon's breath'. The old man didn't understand why they were giggling and just continued scolding, which made it even funnier.

I once read a story about a cop pulling over a car that had a bumper sticker that said 'My other car is a broomstick'. When the cop asked about it, the driver said he was a huge Harry Potter fan and it was just for fun. The cop had a good laugh and they ended up having a short conversation about their favorite Harry Potter characters before the cop let him go.

A friend of mine had a Tumblr - related customer service encounter. The support person answered his query in a very comical way. They sent him a series of GIFs that were related to his problem. It was so unexpected and funny. He was looking for help with a blog feature and instead of just typing out instructions, they used these really funny and relevant GIFs.

One time, a friend of mine went on a first date to the movies. He was so into the movie that he didn't notice his popcorn had fallen all over his lap until the lights came on. His date couldn't stop laughing. Another one was when a guy tried to show off his dancing skills on a first date at a club but ended up slipping on the dance floor. It was so funny.

At a family gathering, my little cousin was so excited about opening his presents. He was jumping up and down with joy. When he finally opened the biggest present, which was a huge stuffed animal, he laughed so hard that he peed his pants. We all found it really funny, and he just laughed along with us later when he realized what had happened.

One funny Christmas story is about an adult who decided to dress up as Santa for the neighborhood kids. But he accidentally got his beard stuck in the fence while trying to sneak into the yard. He was wiggling around trying to free himself when the kids found him and thought it was part of the act. They were all laughing hysterically.

One funny story in CK2 AGOT could be when a low - ranked noble somehow managed to challenge a powerful lord to a duel and through a series of comical in - game events, like the powerful lord slipping on a banana peel (metaphorically in the game world) during the duel approach, the low - ranked noble won. It was completely unexpected and had everyone in my multiplayer group laughing.

A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.

Well, I know of a wife who pretended to go to a yoga class every Tuesday and Thursday evenings to meet her secret boyfriend. But one day, her husband decided to surprise her with a new yoga mat at the class. When he got there, he couldn't find her. He asked around and found out she hadn't been there in weeks. When he confronted her, she made up the most ridiculous excuse about changing to a different studio but forgetting to tell him. It was really funny how she tried to cover it up.

A really funny story is about an elephant. It walked right up to a safari jeep, and then it started spraying water from its trunk all over the passengers. They were soaked but couldn't stop laughing.