Can you share some really funny snowboarding stories from the slopes?

Sure. One of the stories could be about a clumsy magician who accidentally turns his assistant into a giant rabbit instead of making a dove appear. It's hilarious as he then chases the rabbit all over the stage.

Sure. Once, a cat chased its own tail so vigorously that it spun around like a furry top. It was so confused but looked hilarious.

Sure. There was a time when my friend thought he could impress everyone by doing a skateboard trick. He climbed up a ramp, shouted 'Watch this!', and then promptly fell flat on his face. It was hilarious.

Here's one. A little boy tried to help his mom make pancakes. But he accidentally put salt instead of sugar. When his dad tasted it, his face was hilarious. He said it was the 'newest flavor' of pancakes. Well, they all had a good laugh in the end.

Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'

Once, my friend was snowboarding down a slope. He was trying to do a cool trick but ended up falling face - first into a big pile of soft snow. When he got up, his goggles were completely covered in snow and he looked like a snow monster. He couldn't see a thing and started waving his arms around blindly, which made all of us laugh so hard.

There was a little boy who loved to ask questions. One day he asked his father, 'Dad, why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'. His father was stumped for a while and then they both had a good laugh. It's these simple, innocent and humorous situations that make for great clean stories.

Sure. A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts.' The doctor says, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

One funny psychosis story is about a patient who thought he was a superhero. He would run around the hospital ward trying to 'fly' and save people from invisible villains. His actions were so comical that it made the staff chuckle while also trying to help him understand his condition.

Sure. There was a story about a hiker who got lost in the woods. He came across a talking squirrel. The squirrel told him that if he followed a certain path, he'd find his way back. But the path led him to a group of deer having a dance party. It was so strange and hilarious.