What are the most memorable funny assembly stories?

One memorable story was when a student with a leg injury still participated in the relay race. He hopped on one leg for his part of the race. His determination was so inspiring that the whole school cheered him on loudly.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.

One time at a school assembly, a student was supposed to present an award but tripped on the stairs going up to the stage. He managed to catch himself and then made a joke about it, saying he was just that excited to give the award. Everyone burst out laughing and it became a memorable moment.

A steward in a small town library had an interesting incident. He was shelving books when he accidentally knocked over a whole stack of large, heavy books. The noise was so loud that it startled everyone in the library. He then slipped on one of the fallen books and landed in a rather ungraceful heap. Everyone had a good laugh, and he later joked about how the books were trying to keep him from working too hard.

A memorable one is when a Winston player went into his Primal Rage form at the wrong time. He thought the enemy team was about to attack, but they were actually retreating. So he ended up chasing after their backs, growling and swinging his arms, looking really silly as they just ran away from him without any real fight.

One memorable story is about a cattle rancher who found a koala sitting on one of his cows. The koala seemed to be enjoying the ride as the cow grazed. Another is when a group of miners in the outback witnessed a family of wombats digging a hole right next to their mining site. The wombats were so determined and didn't seem to care about the miners at all. It was hilarious.

A memorable one was when a guy thought he could talk to animals after having 4 Loko. He was in the park and started having a full - on conversation with a squirrel, believing that the squirrel was answering him back. His friends recorded it and it became a really funny video to look back on.