What are some of the funniest things kids say in 'kids say the funniest things stories'?

One of the funniest things is language mix - ups. For example, a Third Culture Kid might blend words from different languages they know. They could say a phrase like 'Bonjour, gracias' thinking it's completely normal. Another funny thing is when they celebrate holidays. They might combine traditions from different cultures. Like having a Christmas tree with Chinese lanterns because they've experienced both cultures so closely.

A common scenario is when kids are trying to describe their dreams. They might say something like 'I dreamed I was flying on a pizza!' which is both strange and really funny.

One funny story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with it and when the dog barked, he'd say it was replying. He told all his friends his dog was a secret agent.

There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.

The most hilarious part of stubborn stories is often the illogical reasons people come up with for their stubbornness. Like in the case of someone refusing to use a new phone because they think the old one is 'too attached to them'.

Well, 'Garfield' is a great choice. The lazy cat's antics and his interaction with the other characters always make kids laugh. Also, 'The Adventures of Tintin' is full of adventure and humor that kids love.

Peppa Pig is another funny choice. It features simple yet amusing stories about a family of pigs and their daily lives. The cute animation and funny dialogues make it a hit with kids.

SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the funniest. It has hilarious characters and wacky adventures.

One funny story is about a kid who thought that clouds were made of cotton candy and that the airplanes were trying to steal them. So, in his story, the birds were the protectors of the clouds.

There are many! One of the funniest could be 'Peppa Pig' as it has lots of humorous moments and cute characters.