What are some of the funniest things kids say in 'kids say the funniest things stories'?

A common scenario is when kids are trying to describe their dreams. They might say something like 'I dreamed I was flying on a pizza!' which is both strange and really funny.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, God spilled his crayons!' It was so cute and imaginative.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, the sky is painting!' It was so cute as they really thought the sky was an artist creating that beautiful arc of colors.

One of the funniest things is language mix - ups. For example, a Third Culture Kid might blend words from different languages they know. They could say a phrase like 'Bonjour, gracias' thinking it's completely normal. Another funny thing is when they celebrate holidays. They might combine traditions from different cultures. Like having a Christmas tree with Chinese lanterns because they've experienced both cultures so closely.

A boy in my neighborhood saw a snail and told his dad, 'Dad, that house has a really slow car!' He thought the snail's shell was its house and the snail itself was like a really slow - moving vehicle. His imaginative comparison was quite funny. This shows how kids can create the most interesting analogies from the simplest things they observe.

One funny story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with it and when the dog barked, he'd say it was replying. He told all his friends his dog was a secret agent.

Sure. There was a kid who told his mom that he couldn't go to bed because his teddy bear wasn't tired yet. He was so concerned about his teddy's feelings.

One funny story is about a kid who thought that clouds were made of cotton candy and that the airplanes were trying to steal them. So, in his story, the birds were the protectors of the clouds.

Well, it could be things like a kid suddenly talking about seeing a strange figure in their room at night. Maybe they describe it in a very vivid and unnerving way.

There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.