Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?

Sure. Once during Christmas, my family went on a trip. At a small inn, the toilet had a really old - fashioned but cute design. There was a little picture of a reindeer on the wall inside. It made everyone laugh when they saw it. It was a small and funny thing that added a special touch to our holiday.

I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.

Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.

Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.

Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.

Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.

On a spring break holiday, we stayed at a hotel. The toilet in the room had a sign above it that said 'Happy Holidays' in a really elaborate font. And there was a little potpourri next to it that smelled really nice. It was just a small touch, but it made using the toilet a more pleasant and funny experience. There was nothing gross about it. It was like the hotel was trying to make the toilet a part of the holiday cheer.

Once I saw a dog chasing a skunk. The dog thought it was just another furry animal to play with. But when the skunk sprayed, the dog got the full blast. The smell was awful, and the dog was running around all stinky and confused. It was a really funny yet gross sight to behold.

Once during Christmas, my family had a lot of guests. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom ran out while someone was in there. They had to call out for help in a really funny, embarrassed voice. It was quite a laugh when we realized what was going on.

Sure. A friend of mine once flushed a large wad of chewing gum down the toilet. It clogged it up so badly that the water wouldn't go down at all. He was so embarrassed when he had to tell his parents what he had done. They had to use a plunger for ages before it finally got unclogged.