Funny Mothers Day Jokes and Stories

A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.

Here's a joke. Why was the computer cold on Mother's Day? Because it left its Windows open!

Joke: What's a mom's favorite type of investment? Matri - mutual funds! It's a play on words that can bring a chuckle on Mother's Day.

Joke: What is a mother's favorite type of weather? Sun - because it's son - shiny! Story: There was a mother who loved gardening. On Mother's Day, her children bought her new gardening tools and spent the whole day with her in the garden. They planted new flowers together, and the mother was overjoyed as she got to share her passion with her kids on this special day.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Joke: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. And on Mother's Day, the kids put a tissue with a 'Happy Mother's Day' note on it and made it 'dance' for mom when she woke up. Story: A single mother worked hard every day. On Mother's Day, her neighbors surprised her with a home - cooked meal and a bouquet of flowers. She was so touched as she didn't expect such kindness from them.

Well, there's a story about a little boy who wanted to make his mom breakfast in bed on Mother's Day. He ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. When his mom came in, he said, 'Mom, I was just trying to make you a surprise breakfast, but I think I made a better 'before' picture for a kitchen makeover show!' It's a story that can be told as a joke because of the unexpected outcome of the boy's good intentions.

One funny Mother's Day story is about a little boy who tried to make breakfast for his mom. He ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. There were eggs on the floor, flour everywhere, but when his mom saw it, instead of being mad, she just laughed and hugged him because she knew it was his way of showing love.

There was a time when an LDS family planned a big Mother's Day picnic. The mom thought it was just going to be a simple gathering in the park. But the kids had secretly invited all of their mom's friends from the LDS community. When she arrived at the park and saw everyone, she was so surprised and overjoyed. It was a really heartwarming and funny moment as she was greeted with hugs and well - wishes from all her friends. It just shows how much her family and friends care about her on this special day.

One story is about a church that held a special Mothers Day service. A little boy, wanting to be like the pastor, got up during the service and said, 'My mommy is the best mommy in the world. She reads me Bible stories every night and makes the best cookies. And she always tells me that Jesus loves me as much as she does.' It was so cute and made everyone laugh.