What are some of the most memorable funny kids break up stories?

A child was trying to feed his pet dog ice cream through the window while the dog was outside. But every time he pushed the spoon out, the ice cream would fall off. He got so frustrated yet it was super funny to watch.

Well, once there were two little kids in kindergarten. The boy told the girl he couldn't be her friend anymore because she ate his favorite crayon. It was so silly as the girl just thought it was a big colorful candy.

One memorable story is of a little girl who thought the communion wafers were actual cookies from heaven. She asked for more with a big smile. Another is a boy who, during a prayer, opened one eye to peek at the others and got caught. He turned bright red. There was also a kid who thought the choir robes were like superhero capes and tried to fly off the pew.

I remember a story where kids were decorating the church for a special occasion. One boy accidentally glued his hand to a big poster of Jesus. He was a bit scared at first but then when the others saw it, they all found it really funny. It was a situation full of laughter in the end. Well, they managed to get his hand free without any harm done. It's just one of those things that make church memories with kids so special.

One memorable story is a kid who dressed as a hot dog. He was so big in his costume that he could barely move. When he tried to run to the next house for candy, he waddled like a real hot dog. Everyone on the street was cracking up.

A boy who mistook the collection basket for a basketball hoop and tried to 'dunk' his coin in. It was hilarious as he jumped up and down. Another memorable one was a girl who asked the pastor if Jesus had a pet dinosaur. It was such an innocent and unexpected question that made everyone chuckle.

A boy in my neighborhood saw a snail and told his dad, 'Dad, that house has a really slow car!' He thought the snail's shell was its house and the snail itself was like a really slow - moving vehicle. His imaginative comparison was quite funny. This shows how kids can create the most interesting analogies from the simplest things they observe.

A girl broke up with her boyfriend because he always sang in the shower too loudly. She said she couldn't take it anymore. He was singing really off - key and she just snapped one day and said 'I'm done. I can't listen to your horrible singing every morning'.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

There was this couple. The guy planned an elaborate beach proposal. He had a big sign made that said 'Will You Marry Me?'. Just as he was about to pop the question, a huge wave came and swept the sign away. His girlfriend was so distracted by trying to save the sign that she didn't even notice him getting down on one knee. When she finally realized what was going on, she was so flustered that she said no. They later broke up because they couldn't stop laughing about the whole situation and decided it was a sign from the universe.