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Can you share some short nonsense stories?

2024-12-07 22:11
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Sure. Once there was a cat that could talk, but it only spoke French to the fish in the bowl. The fish, of course, didn't understand a word and just swam in circles looking confused.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
5335 Chs
Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
4.4
3442 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
4.5
2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
4.6
2350 Chs
May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
4.4
2305 Chs
The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
4.2
2242 Chs

Can you share some funny nonsense stories?

2 answers
2024-12-12 00:05

Well, here's one. There was a man who had a hat that was actually a tiny house for a family of mice. The mice would peek out from under the brim and sing opera every time the man walked. The man didn't even notice because he was too busy trying to find his lost socks which had turned into butterflies.

Can you share some interesting 'little golden nonsense stories'?

1 answer
2024-12-02 06:35

Sure. One 'little golden nonsense story' could be about a magical cat that turns everything it touches into cheese. It goes around the town, and all the furniture, cars, and even people's clothes start to turn cheesy, causing a lot of chaos and laughter.

Can you share a nonsense funny short story about animals?

2 answers
2024-12-07 23:53

Sure. There was a cat who thought he was a dog. He would bark at the mailman every day and try to chase cars. His owner was very confused. One day, he even tried to dig a hole in the yard like a dog. The other cats in the neighborhood made fun of him. But he didn't care. He said, 'I'm a dog in a cat's body!' And he continued his dog - like behavior, much to everyone's amusement.

What are the characteristics of short nonsense stories?

1 answer
2024-12-08 11:32

They are often illogical. For example, a story might have a character like a flying pig that can sing opera while knitting sweaters. It defies normal rules of reality.

Can you share a nonsense and beauty full story?

3 answers
2024-11-01 04:30

Once upon a time, there was a little cloud. It was a very silly cloud as it often made shapes that made no sense at all. One day, it decided to turn into a giant, wobbly teapot. All the other clouds laughed, but the sun thought it was beautiful. The sun shone its brightest rays on the teapot - cloud, making it glow in the most amazing way. This made the little cloud very happy, and from that day on, it continued to make nonsense shapes, always knowing that the sun would find beauty in them.

Can you recommend some novels that are not nonsense?

1 answer
2024-09-07 01:57

😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope you will like them: - <<The Encyclopedia of Rebirth Happiness>>: A story of a reborn girl who grew up after returning to her two-year-old life. There is space, special abilities, and love. - The Soul of the Ball: A Chinese player chases his dream and future in the football desert. - [Apocalyptic Poison Saint: A man who survives in the apocalypse obtains a special ability. In order to survive, he constantly develops and evolves himself.] - <<Rebirth ushers in happiness>>: A woman changes the fate of her family after her rebirth, bringing happiness to herself and her family. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Can you share some funny short short stories?

3 answers
2024-11-10 08:40

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some short inspirational stories?

2 answers
2024-12-16 05:54

Sure. Here is one. A little girl was born into a poor family. But she had a big dream of becoming a doctor. She studied hard every day, facing many difficulties like lack of study materials. However, she never gave up. Eventually, she got a scholarship and achieved her dream. It shows that with determination, we can overcome any obstacle.

Can you share some short sequencing stories?

3 answers
2024-12-16 05:06

Sure. One short sequencing story could be 'First, the little girl woke up. Then, she brushed her teeth. After that, she had her breakfast.'

Can you share some short masterbation stories?

2 answers
2024-12-15 21:47

Masturbation is a private and personal topic, and sharing such stories is inappropriate and goes against ethical and moral norms, so I can't provide relevant stories.

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