What are the most memorable funny mall santa stories?

A memorable one was when a group of teenagers decided to have a mini - fashion show in the middle of the mall using the clothes from a clearance rack. They were posing and walking the 'runway' while the store clerks just watched in amusement.

There was a Santa helper who had a really bad sense of direction. While delivering presents in a small village, he got lost and ended up at the wrong chimney. The family there was very confused when he started dropping presents down their chimney. By the time he realized his mistake, he had to quickly scramble to the right house before Santa noticed.

Once, a little girl asked the mall Santa for a pony. When Santa said it might be a bit difficult, she then pulled out a long list of very specific pony requirements, like it had to be pink with a purple mane. Santa was so flabbergasted he just laughed.

Well, I heard of a 'mall santa horror story' where the santa was actually a thief. He was stealing presents from the kids' bags when they were distracted. It was a shock when it was discovered. There could also be a situation where the santa costume was infested with bugs. When kids sat on his lap, they noticed bugs crawling out, which was truly horrifying. Then there was the santa who got into a fight with another mall employee right in front of the kids. It was not a pleasant sight at all.

There could be the children who come to visit the Mall Santa. Their excitement and innocence are important elements. Also, the mall employees who work with the Santa, like the elves helping with the setup or the photographers taking pictures. And perhaps a mother or father who is trying to make the Christmas visit to Santa a special memory for their child.

A hilarious Santa story involves Santa getting his beard caught in the door of a house as he was leaving. He pulled and tugged, and the family inside woke up to the strange noises. When they opened the door, they saw Santa struggling with his beard. They all had a good laugh and helped him free it. Santa was a bit embarrassed but it made for a great story.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.