A friend of mine said, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' This is a really funny one liner story. Because it plays on the double meaning of 'put down' in relation to reading a book and the concept of anti - gravity which is all about things not being put down in the literal sense.
Here is another one. My diet is going great. I've lost 15 pounds just from ignoring the second half of my meal suggestions.
Sure. Here's one: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Sure. Here is one: I woke up to a hand on my face. When I turned on the light, there was no one there.
The last person on earth sat alone in a room. Then there was a knock at the door.
Sure. 'I started with a simple idea, worked hard every day, and now I own a successful business.'
In the old cemetery, a voice said, 'Leave now.' But there was no one there. Just the ghosts.
There was a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there. Then I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is a simple but humorous one liner. The unexpected reaction of the wife after being told about her eyebrows makes it funny. It's a very common situation in daily life where small remarks can lead to funny moments.
Walking in the forest, I heard a whisper calling my name. No one was there.
The mirror showed my reflection smiling, while I was crying.
One positive story is about a mom who was traveling and had a long flight. Panty liners made the journey more comfortable for her as she didn't have to worry about any minor leaks or discomfort. They are so convenient that she now recommends them to all her mom friends. Another aspect is that for new moms, panty liners can be a real blessing during the postpartum period when there are still some bodily changes and discharges. They offer a sense of security and cleanliness.
Sure. Here is one: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.