Can you share some funny one liner stories?

The last person on earth sat alone in a room. Then there was a knock at the door.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is a simple but humorous one liner. The unexpected reaction of the wife after being told about her eyebrows makes it funny. It's a very common situation in daily life where small remarks can lead to funny moments.

There was a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there. Then I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.

In the old cemetery, a voice said, 'Leave now.' But there was no one there. Just the ghosts.

Sure. Here is one: I woke up to a hand on my face. When I turned on the light, there was no one there.

A funny one liner comic I can think of is when a pig is wearing a superhero costume and saying 'I'm not bacon, I'm saving the world!' That always gets a laugh. Another good one is when a chicken is playing the guitar and singing off-key. Simple but so funny.

One positive story is about a mom who was traveling and had a long flight. Panty liners made the journey more comfortable for her as she didn't have to worry about any minor leaks or discomfort. They are so convenient that she now recommends them to all her mom friends. Another aspect is that for new moms, panty liners can be a real blessing during the postpartum period when there are still some bodily changes and discharges. They offer a sense of security and cleanliness.

The mirror showed my reflection smiling, while I was crying.

Walking in the forest, I heard a whisper calling my name. No one was there.

Sure. 'I started with a simple idea, worked hard every day, and now I own a successful business.'