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What are some of the most hilarious funny 911 call stories?

2024-12-10 08:22
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One of the most hilarious 911 call stories involves a person who called because they were convinced that their refrigerator was making faces at them. It was just some food stains that looked like a face when they were half - asleep. And then there was a case where a young girl called 911 because her doll's hair was all messed up and she thought it was an emergency. The operator had to gently tell her that 911 was for real emergencies but also had a laugh about it.

A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.

The Most Loving Marriage In History: Master Mu’s Pampered Wife

The Most Loving Marriage In History: Master Mu’s Pampered Wife

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The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

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"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
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What are the most hilarious funny police call stories?

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2024-12-10 00:27

There was this really funny call where a child called the police because his parents wouldn't let him have ice cream for breakfast. He was so insistent that it was a matter for the police. Also, a woman called because she saw a strange light in the sky and was convinced it was aliens. It ended up being a reflection from a nearby building. Then there was a man who called the police because his dog was barking at him in a 'rude' way.

What are the most hilarious call of cthulhu funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-27 07:34

There's a story about a Call of Cthulhu character who was trying to communicate with an otherworldly entity. He set up all these elaborate rituals and incantations. But when he finally made 'contact', it turned out to be his neighbor's cat that had wandered into his yard. The cat just meowed at him and he thought it was a sign from the Great Old Ones. It was quite a comical misunderstanding.

What are some of the most hilarious funny methhead stories?

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2024-12-11 09:14

A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.

What are some of the most hilarious funny megabus stories?

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2024-12-11 08:11

There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.

What are some of the most hilarious funny jail stories?

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2024-12-10 09:55

Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.

What are some of the most hilarious funny sasquatch stories?

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2024-12-08 21:12

One hilarious story is that a photographer was in the woods trying to capture pictures of wildlife. He thought he saw a sasquatch and started taking pictures like crazy. When he developed the photos, it was just a big, hairy log that had a strange shape from a certain angle.

What are some of the most hilarious IMDB funny stories?

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2024-12-07 12:02

In another IMDB - related funny story, a group of extras were supposed to be running away from a monster in a horror film. But one of the extras tripped and caused a domino effect, with all the other extras falling down like a row of bowling pins. The director found it so hilarious that he changed the scene to make it look like it was part of the movie's humor.

What are some of the most hilarious Ibrahimovic funny stories?

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2024-12-06 07:18

One hilarious story is when Ibrahimovic interacted with a young fan. The fan asked him for some football tips, and Ibrahimovic gave him such out - of - this - world advice in a really serious tone that it was hard not to laugh. It was like he was giving the kid secrets to world domination on the football field.

What are some of the most hilarious funny prayer stories?

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2024-12-03 15:17

One funny story is about a child who prayed, 'God, I know you're really busy, but if you could just take a little break and help me find my lost toy, that would be great.' It's so simple yet funny how the child assumes God can just take a break from big things to find a toy.

What are some of the most hilarious Quora funny stories?

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2024-12-03 10:07

I remember a Quora story about a woman who bought a new dress for a party. When she put it on, she realized that the zipper was stuck. She tried everything to get it unstuck. In the end, she had to cut a hole in the back of the dress to get it off. She shared this story on Quora with pictures, and it was so funny to read about her ordeal with the dress.

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