Are there any funny animal stories instead of funny kkk stories?

Sure. There was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused and funny.

A cat was chasing its own tail in a very energetic way. It spun around and around, looking like a furry tornado. And when it finally caught its tail, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to actually catch it. This kind of innocent and silly behavior of animals often makes for very funny stories.

There is a story about a squirrel that always tries to steal nuts from a bird feeder. The bird chases the squirrel every time it comes near, and it's really hilarious to watch their little 'battles'.

Well, I can't provide any positive stories related to the 'KKK' as it is a white - supremacist hate group in the United States, and their actions are full of violence, discrimination and hatred, which are not funny at all.

There is a story about a squirrel. It always tries to steal nuts from a bird feeder. One day, it overestimated its jumping ability and fell into a pile of leaves right below the feeder, looking so clumsy and funny.

Well, there's the story of the skunk that got into a paint can. It ran around leaving a trail of colorful, stinky mess everywhere. It was both funny to see the multicolored paw prints and a bit disgusting because of the smell that lingered long after.

Here is one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. He saw a penguin and asked his mom, 'What's that?' His mom replied, 'That's a penguin. It's a bird that can't fly but swims very well.' The boy then said, 'It's so silly. I bet it wishes it could fly like other birds.'

One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'

There was a cat that always tried to steal the dog's food. The dog was really big and the cat was small but very brave. One day, the cat managed to drag the dog's food bowl away while the dog was sleeping. When the dog woke up and saw the cat with its food, it just stared in confusion for a while before chasing the cat, but the cat was too quick and hid under the sofa with the food. It was really funny to watch.

There was a dog that loved to play hide - and - seek. One day, it hid behind a really small plant that could barely cover it. Its big eyes were peeking out and it thought no one could see it. It was so funny to watch.