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Can you share some funny mountain man stories?

2024-12-13 02:37
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Well, there's this story about a mountain man. He was cooking his dinner over the fire when a curious squirrel came too close. The man tried to shoo it away gently but the squirrel thought it was a game. It kept running around his feet, making the man trip over his own cooking pot. It was quite a hilarious scene.

Sure. There was a mountain man who once tried to make a hammock out of vines. He got all tangled up in it while trying to test it and ended up looking like a big green blob. His dog just sat there wagging its tail, as if laughing at him.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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A proud man called himself a medicinal God!

A proud man called himself a medicinal God!

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world. The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages... Author : Silent little thief
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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Can you share some funny mountain climbing stories?

1 answer
2024-11-12 03:08

Well, there was this time when a group of climbers decided to climb at night for a new experience. One of them got scared by a strange noise, which was actually just a small animal. But he started running and tripped over his own shoelace. His friends couldn't stop laughing.

Can you share some Funny Man Stories?

1 answer
2024-12-03 12:46

Here's one. A funny man was in a theater. He sat in the wrong seat and when the real owner came, instead of moving, he started doing a little stand - up routine right there in the aisle, making up jokes about how seats in theaters should be shared like in the Stone Age. His quick - wittedness had the whole row laughing.

Can you share some interesting free mountain man stories?

3 answers
2024-12-13 01:29

Sure. There was a mountain man named Jack. He lived alone in the mountains. One day, he found an injured deer. Instead of hunting it, he took care of it until it was well. This shows the kind side of mountain men.

Can you share some interesting true mountain man stories?

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2024-12-03 17:44

Well, one true mountain man story is about a guy named Tom. Tom was known for his ability to climb the steepest cliffs in the mountains. One day, he discovered an old abandoned mine. Inside, he found some interesting artifacts from the early mining days. He also had to fend off some wild animals that were using the mine as a shelter. There are also stories of mountain men who had to deal with extreme weather conditions like thunderstorms and flash floods, but they still managed to thrive in their mountain habitats.

Can you share some more best mountain man stories?

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2024-12-03 17:15

Sure. There's the story of John Colter. He was one of the first white men to explore the Yellowstone area. He had some incredible encounters with geothermal features long before they were known to the wider world. His tales of steaming rivers and spouting geysers were thought to be wild exaggerations at first but later proven true.

Can you share some interesting mountain man survival stories?

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2024-11-14 23:48

Sure. There was a mountain man who got lost in a blizzard. He found a small cave and managed to build a fire using some dry branches he had in his backpack. He survived by melting snow for water and eating some dried fruits he carried.

Can you share some funny best man stories?

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2024-11-29 23:10

Sure. One funny best man story is that the best man was so nervous during his speech that he accidentally called the bride by the wrong name. Everyone was shocked at first, but then burst into laughter when he realized his mistake and quickly corrected himself.

Can you share some funny best man stories?

1 answer
2024-11-23 08:53

Sure. One funny best man story is when the best man was so nervous during his speech that he accidentally called the bride by his ex - girlfriend's name. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all burst into laughter. It was an embarrassing yet hilarious moment.

Can you share some funny best man stories?

2 answers
2024-11-23 01:38

Sure. There was a best man who got really nervous while giving his speech. He started mixing up the groom's and bride's names. Everyone was laughing so hard, but he managed to turn it into a joke about how much the groom loved the bride that he sometimes thought he was her. It was hilarious.

Can you share some funny old man stories?

2 answers
2024-11-09 07:14

Well, there's a story about an old man who loved gardening. He was so into it that he would talk to his plants all day. One time, his neighbor's dog got into his garden and he chased it around, yelling at it in a very funny, high - pitched voice. The dog was so scared that it ran straight back home, and the old man just laughed and went back to his plants.

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