Tell me some funny kids history stories.

Once a little kid thought that if he planted a coin in the garden, a money tree would grow. So he dug a hole and put his piggy bank money in it. After a few days, when nothing grew, he was so disappointed. But it was really funny how he thought money could grow like plants.

For kids, there's this story. A mouse saw a big piece of cheese in a mousetrap. It thought it could be really clever and just take the cheese without setting off the trap. So it tiptoed over. But as soon as it touched the cheese, the trap snapped shut on its tail. The mouse ran around in circles, pulling the mousetrap with it. Another story is about a little girl who painted her face like a clown with her mother's makeup. She thought she was going to a circus and started doing circus tricks in the living room. And there's a puppy that chased its own shadow all day long, thinking it was another puppy that was really good at hiding.

Once there was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. Every time he made a noise, he believed the dog was answering him. One day, he asked the dog if he liked his new shoes, and the dog just barked. But the boy said, 'I'll take that as a yes!'

Well, once there were two little kids in kindergarten. The boy told the girl he couldn't be her friend anymore because she ate his favorite crayon. It was so silly as the girl just thought it was a big colorful candy.

One funny art history story is about Salvador Dali. He once arrived at an art exhibition in a Rolls - Royce filled with cauliflowers. It was such a strange and humorous sight. His works were already known for their surreal and out - of - this - world nature, and this entrance just added to his eccentric reputation.

Once there was a little boy who thought his nose was a faucet. He told his mom that it was leaking when he had a runny nose. His mom couldn't stop laughing.

One funny story could be about how in an old Texas town, a group of settlers tried to recreate a European - style Christmas. They cut down a huge cactus by mistake thinking it was a Christmas tree. It was a hilarious sight with ornaments hanging on a prickly cactus.

In Japan, there are old stories about Maneki - neko, the beckoning cat. Legend has it that a cat once saved a samurai's life by beckoning him into a temple. Since then, the image of the Maneki - neko has been seen as a symbol of good luck. The idea of a cat having such an impact on a person's fate in a story is quite humorous. And the way these stories have been passed down and the cat statues are now everywhere in Japan is really interesting.

A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.

Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.