This statement is really hard to make sense of as it is. Maybe it was typed in a hurry and words are misspelled or out of order. Without more context or correction, it's difficult to give a definite meaning.
I'm not entirely sure as it seems to be a rather jumbled or misspelled statement. It could potentially be 'No, daddy, it's too big' which might be something said in a fictional or inappropriate context that we should avoid discussing in detail.
Well, if we break it down, 'wife' is clear, but 'spilt roest' is really puzzling. 'Spilt' usually means something has been spilled or spread out, but 'roest' isn't a common English word. Maybe it was supposed to be something else. Without more information, it's hard to say exactly what this phrase is about.
I'm not sure what 'inceat' means in this context. If it was supposed to be 'incest', that is a very inappropriate and unethical topic, and it's not something that should be taught in that way. Maybe it's a miscommunication or a wrong word used.
The statement is rather confusing. 'Bandged' is not a common word. If it's a misspelling, it makes it hard to figure out what the whole'sex story' involving your mom in front of you is supposed to be about. It might be a very personal or just a jumbled-up expression that needs more explanation.
I'm not entirely sure what this phrase specifically means as it's rather jumbled and unclear. It could potentially be some sort of made - up or very specific local expression. Without more context, it's hard to give a definite meaning.
I'm not entirely sure what 'accidentlu cummed' is supposed to mean as it seems to be misspelled. If you meant 'came up', perhaps in the context of a story about mom, it could mean she suddenly appeared in the story or had an idea that came up during the story.
This phrase is really hard to decipher as it stands. 'Wife had a...' implies something related to the wife having or experiencing something, but 'cock stories' is not a common or easily understandable term. It might be a very local or made - up expression.
This phrase is very unclear and could potentially be a very strange or misphrased statement. It doesn't seem to be a common or proper English expression.
The phrase'mom takes the big wide hardon stories' is really puzzling. It could be a random combination of words that someone has created. Maybe it was a mistake in typing or an attempt at creating something unique but without further clarification, it's just a mystery.
This phrase is very unclear. 'Little sister drains' doesn't have an obvious meaning on its own, and 'bj' could be initials or something misused. It could potentially be a very private or made - up family story that uses very strange language to describe it, but without further information, it's impossible to determine its true meaning.
It could imply a stance against having sexual fantasies or stories that involve a 'daddy' or erotic elements. Maybe it's a statement about not wanting to engage with or promote such inappropriate or uncomfortable content.