The coldest and shortest joke in history

The shortest poem in history was Life. This poem was composed by Bei Dao, and there was only one word in the poem: " net." Although it was only one word, it conveyed the profound meaning of life. It was like life was like a net. Once you fell into it, it was difficult to get rid of it. This poem was concise and powerful, causing people to think and feel about life.

It's hard to determine exactly which is the shortest novel, as it can be a matter of opinion and depends on various factors like content and style.

"My Taoist Companion Is A Little Cold" is a fantasy novel written by the author, Withered Night Grass. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Cough cough…Although the name of this book is a little…but this book is completely a traditional fantasy novel, so…girls don't read it, even if you read it, you won't be interested… ---------------------------- "The Trial of the Gods and Demons, Ten Lives of Cultivation" was a fantasy romance novel written by a serious old fairy. The general plot of this novel was: Friendly reminder: Non-combatants, please retreat after reading the first volume of this book. "I'm too lazy to make up an introduction. That's it. This book can also be called The Fool's Bullsh * t Life. Actually, this book is actually very good. Other than the plotline being dragged out, the plot being melodramatic, the writing being poor, and there being nothing new about it, everything else is superb. I'll just write it like this. You guys can read it if you want, but it's fine if you don't read it…" ---------------------------- "Supreme Bloodless" was an oriental fantasy novel written by the author at the age of eighteen. The general plot of this novel was: Really, the world is not as beautiful as you think… P.S. Please recommend it as a collection ~~ ---------------------------- The Most Scum Immortal Emperor in History was a fantasy novel written by Ku Shi. The general plot of the novel was: The immortal kings took the file, their expressions twisted in disbelief. Was this really the newly elected Immortal Emperor? ---------------------------- "The Book of the Three Realms" was a Xianxia-Cultivation civilization novel written by the author Ruo Meng Wei Liang. The general plot of this novel was: According to legend, the owner of the Heavenly Book would not live past the age of eighteen…Therefore, the protagonist of this article, he…All the incredible legends of Xianxia are in the Three Realms Heavenly Book… ---------------------------- "Records of Other Demon Immortals" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, A Ball of Wool. The general plot of this novel was: This is a "It was a story that was full of imagination and had a bit of a melodramatic plot. To put it simply, it was an unscrupulous work written by Erque. Everyone could just take a look at it casually. There was no need to take it seriously! PS: This story is purely fictional. Everything within had nothing to do with reality! ---------------------------- "Fairies in the Wilderness" was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by the author in his dream of several cold autumns. The general plot of this novel was: Some people live for four hundred years; some people have no bones to make weapons; some people steal faces just to stay young forever; some people seek immortality, but only a bloody shadow is left…There is no road in life, but there is a door after death, which is called the ghost door. Towards death, not to life, talk about ghosts and foxes, this is a strange story. In this world, humans had human forms, ghosts had ghost forms, only demons had no forms, and all living beings had demonic forms. This was a bizarre journey of cultivation. ---------------------------- Ordinary Cultivation Years was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Solitary Brilliant. The general plot of the novel was: The introduction is incompetent and has mixed reviews. Please enter carefully! I recommend the new book,"The Immortal Road". I feel that it's not bad, hehe... ---------------------------- "The Lord of the Underworld's Favorite: Concubine Jun is Too Arrogant" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Leng Xuanling. The general plot of this novel was: Only strange people could transmigrate? Wrong! An ordinary accountant from the 21st century who accidentally traveled to a foreign world turned out to be trash without any spiritual roots? Too tragic? Everyone treated her like grass, but the boss of the Netherworld fell in love with her at first sight! Once the seal was lifted, the peerless spiritual root would appear, and the young girl would be peerless and beautiful. No one in the world would compete for her! Fighting stepsisters, torturing scumbags, scamming love rivals, the Immortal Realm, the Netherworld, whatever I want! ---------------------------- "Xuanling World of Immortal Cultivation" was a Xianxia novel written by Fu Shiba. The general plot of this novel was: The cold, intelligent, and talented mathematician had transmigrated to become the daughter of a cultivation family. Mo Guigui said,"Time is like a butcher's knife. I don't remember the me who didn't eat the mortal world back then!" - ----------------------------------

Song in Your Heart.

The South Pole was the coldest. The average temperature in the Antarctic was about-48.9 degrees Celsius, which was 1.7 degrees Celsius lower than the average temperature in the Arctic. Antarctica was a region without four seasons, only warm and cold seasons. During the warm season, the average temperature in the Antarctic rarely exceeded 0 ° C, and during the cold season, the temperature in the coastal areas was even lower. The climate in the Arctic was not as cold as Antarctica. The lowest temperature was only around-60 ° C. Therefore, based on the information provided, it could be concluded that the South Pole was colder than the North Pole.

The following examples could be used for a martial arts novel essay: Title: A Bloody Case Triggered by an Accident Story summary: A bizarre murder case happened in a remote mountain village. A young woman in the village was found dead in her home. There were obvious wounds on her body, as if she had been brutally killed. The case attracted the attention of everyone in the village, but soon people found that there seemed to be a more complicated reason for this case. It turned out that this young woman was a famous swordsman in Jianghu. Her martial arts were superb, but she had always been regretful because her husband had gone missing during an adventure in Jianghu. In this village, she met a young scholar and the two of them formed a deep friendship. But when her husband was finally found, she was surprised to find that she was pregnant. She didn't know what to do because she had fallen in love with another swordsman. At this critical moment, she decided to leave the village to find a way to save her and her child's lives. She left the village, but on her journey, she encountered many dangers and challenges. Her martial arts and wisdom made her a legend. Eventually, she returned to the village, but her actions had caused many people's dissatisfaction and controversy. Some people thought that she was avoiding her responsibilities and pursuing her own happiness, while others thought that her departure and return had changed the fate of the entire village. In this story, we see a person's life and love, as well as her adventures and challenges in the Jianghu. The story was short and exciting, full of suspense and twists that could stimulate the reader's imagination and curiosity.

The shortest novel in the history of China was written by Li Yishan, a writer of the Tang Dynasty. This poem only had four sentences, including a title and three sentences describing the scenery, totaling 20 words. This poem vividly depicted the beautiful scene of Nanzhuang in the capital city in a concise language and became one of the representative works of idyllic poetry in the Tang Dynasty.

He recommended a novel called "Seven Mysterious Slashes of the Seven Unique Arts". It was a short and medium-length martial arts novel with the style of Gu Long. It was about a killer organization called the Seven Killers. After it mysteriously disappeared, a young man appeared in the underworld. He found the members of the organization and killed them with a very mysterious method. It was very exciting. I recommend it to you. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

The South Pole was the coldest. The average temperature in the Antarctic was about-48.9 degrees Celsius, which was 1.7 degrees Celsius lower than the average temperature in the Arctic. Antarctica was a region without four seasons, only warm and cold seasons. During the warm season, the average temperature in the Antarctic rarely exceeded 0 ° C, and during the cold season, the temperature in the coastal areas was even lower. In addition, Antarctica was an ice continent surrounded by the sea. The ocean area was very small and was less affected by the ocean. The specific heat capacity of the land was small and the temperature changed greatly, so the Antarctic was colder. The Arctic was mainly occupied by the Arctic Ocean. In contrast, seawater could store more heat, causing the temperature in the Arctic to be higher than in the Antarctic. Therefore, based on the information provided, it could be concluded that the South Pole was the coldest.

I don't think it'll necessarily meet your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that's most relevant to your description."Night Talks at a Haunted House" is a short-story novel written by the author who refuses to use false words. The general plot of this novel is: "Haunted House Night Talks", also known as "Ghost Stories", was a collection of horror stories that he had put in a lot of effort to release. If you saw this series of stories at night when you were alone, it was best not to read it because every story in this series was extremely scary. ---------------------------- "The Ghost That Isn't a Ghost" was a novel written by the author, Su Qing. It was a mystery detective novel. The general plot of the novel was: There are ghosts in this world, there really are ghosts, I really don't lie to you, otherwise what are these things? Ghost 1: There are no ghosts, a trick to deceive children Ghost 2: According to modern science, ghosts and such things cannot exist Ghost 3: The human heart is not enough to have such gods and ghosts Ghost 4: Yes, yes, there are no ghosts in this world Xiao Sheng: Then what are you? We're not ghosts ~ Alright, alright! No, no, don't shout. My head hurts. ---------------------------- "Otherworldly Spirit Beasts Record" was a short story written by the author, One-Gun Little Daze. The general plot of this novel was: Yesterday's abnormality and the loud noise at night seemed to have lasted for a thousand years. Wreaking ghosts and monsters, miserable wails, told the tragic story of the world. The world had become grotesque. Was the album in the old monster's hand hope or greater despair? ---------------------------- "The Ghost's Record" was a suspense novel written by the author, Bloodstained Ghost. The general plot of the novel was: An ordinary Ghost-Hunting Association had actually led to the mysterious tomb's eternal mystery case! The descendants of the Xu and Wang families searched for the mysterious tomb, but they encountered ghosts hitting the wall and demons seducing souls, each of which was shocking. They also encountered the human-faced badger and the zombie king, each of which was fatal! He also witnessed the secret technique of soul refinement, the revenge of the ghost fetus, and the evil spirit entering the dream! Let's see how the descendants of the Spirit Master divined Yin and Yang, turning good into bad, and revealing the ultimate secret behind the bizarre tomb… ---------------------------- The book, Ghost Story Studio, was written by the author, Twelve Sentences, and was a novel about a mysterious world. The general plot of the novel was: A nightmare descended upon them. Ghosts ran amok, and aristocratic families dominated the world. All living beings were like ants, struggling to survive in the quagmire. Fang Yue inexplicably came to a world where demons and ghosts ran amok. He had the merit system, and all kinds of strange objects such as jade pendants, bronze mirrors, straw sandals, straw raincoats, human skin masks, and so on transformed into merit divine powers to deduce, see, divine, avoid water, paint skin… ---------------------------- 'Horrible Funeral Parlor' was a mystery detective novel written by the author, Fog Shadow. The general plot of the novel was: It was late at night, and there was the sound of corpses whispering. I'm a corpse carrier in a funeral parlor. There are many taboos in this profession. In the dead of night, close your eyes and listen to me tell those horror stories! ---------------------------- Nightmare Realm was a mystery detective and horror novel written by Nan Muling. The general plot of the novel was: As night fell, she suddenly opened her eyes and was shocked to find herself in a strange and desolate place. There were some supernatural 'creatures' around her, such as ghosts! The timid her fled in fear, and in desperation, she fought back crazily, including killing ghosts and people… When she opened her eyes again, she returned to her room. It turned out that everything was just a nightmare… She did not realize that this was a never-ending nightmare… Fate had already been decided. It turned out that the most terrifying thing was the human heart! ---------------------------- "The First Season of Skeleton Night City" was a suspense novel written by the author, Meng Xuanlang. The general plot of this novel was: Strange tragedies and wandering vengeful spirits! Why was the mysterious Night Walker so strange? Was there a connection between the supernatural cases and the Underworld? The King of Hell ordered people to die at the third watch, but he would never leave people alive until the fifth watch! How could Meng Xuanlang, who had transformed into a Soul Reaper, face the love and hatred of the two worlds of Yin and Yang? Grudges and fate? ---------------------------- "Shadow Nightmare" was a short story written by the author, Mei Xin. The general plot of this novel was: Being laughed at and spouting nonsense, being haunted but never getting tired of it, bizarre encounters, being poisonous, demons and ghosts not getting close, living people staying away! A woman in white appeared in the middle of the night. Was she human? If you're heartless to me, I'll blacken you! Fairy! Reality or illusion? Retreat! ---------------------------- "The Secret Revives, This World Is Unscientific" was a mystery detective and horror novel written by the author, Jian Qiuzi. The general plot of this novel was as follows: The deceased knocked on the door, the ghost song in the downtown area, the ghost cry in the middle of the night, the five elements killing, the mirror world… As a psychiatrist, it's too difficult for me to talk about science!