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Collect the funniest jokes you think!

2024-09-26 05:41
Thank you in advance! (It has to be very funny!)
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I don't know how to tell jokes, but I can give you some advice on how to write a novel. I hope it will help you!

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Collect hilarious jokes

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2024-09-22 23:06

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

Collect humorous jokes

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2024-09-17 00:48

When you are faced with a constantly updated worldview and a powerful creative online world, every day may be an opportunity for a new story to begin. Here are some humorous jokes from the online world that I hope can help you start a new story: 1 " Why are all the videos on the Internet like this?" someone asked. 2 "How hard is it to find a cute key person on the Internet?" someone answered. 3 "When can we make the characters on the Internet have real meaning?" someone asked. 4 " If I can get all the videos on the Internet, we can build a world." someone said. 5 " Are key people on the Internet usually like this?" someone asked. "Why are advertisements on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. 7 " If I can gamble on the Internet, we can gamble the world." someone said. "Why is the news on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. If I can train myself on the Internet, we can become better people." someone said. 10 "Why is the connection on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. In general, the Internet was an environment full of possibilities and meaning, but it was also full of constantly updated technology and creativity. I hope these humorous stories can help you start a new story and let you have a good time in the online world!

Collect a few jokes

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2024-09-15 16:53

A joke is a humorous expression often used to make fun of others or to make them laugh. A joke could also refer to something funny. If you want to collect a few jokes, you can search for joke resources on the Internet or write some jokes yourself to share. However, please be careful to use civilized language and not use insulting language or jokes that cause others to feel uncomfortable.

What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?

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2024-12-10 16:38

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

Collect classic cold jokes

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2024-09-14 14:49

The following was a classic cold joke: Why can't a sponge be placed in the fridge? Because it could absorb water!

What are the funniest jokes stories you know?

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2024-12-13 07:44

A great joke story is about a man who goes to a pet store. He asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner gives him a parrot. The man takes it home, but the parrot won't sing. He takes it back to the store and says, 'This parrot won't sing.' The store owner says, 'Oh, you want a singer? You should have asked for a canary!' This shows how misunderstandings can lead to funny situations. Another story could be about a duck that goes into a store and asks for some grapes. The clerk says, 'We don't sell grapes here, we sell groceries.' The duck says, 'Oh, well, no grapes then. Thanks anyway.' It's the simple and unexpected responses that make these joke stories so funny.

What jokes did you collect that made you laugh?

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2024-09-14 23:29

As a fan of online literature, I have a very rich collection of jokes. Here are a few jokes that make me laugh: I thought that if I had a girlfriend, wouldn't it be good if I served her tea, poured water, washed dishes, and cooked? In the end, when I saw her looking for a partner for me! I used to think that I was a cool person, but later I found out that I was just a cool boy who couldn't sing. I used to think that love was very simple, but later I found out that I had the wrong person. My love was just a dream. I used to think that money was very important, but later I found out that I didn't even have money. What else was important? I used to think that life was very complicated, but later I found out that life didn't love me at all when I died simply. These were some of the more hilarious online novels, hoping to make you laugh.

Collect jokes, who gives funny jokes, and more. The points are his ~~~

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2024-09-17 23:41

I can give you some websites and resources to collect jokes. Here are some good choices: Reddit:Reddit's r/jokes subforum is a community full of funny jokes covering a variety of topics and styles. 2 Laugh Factory: This website has a special "joke library" that contains a large number of jokes and jokes. 3 Comedy Central: The "Comedy Soundtrack" section of the website is a channel full of humorous and funny content, including many jokes and short comedies. Jokescccom: This site covers all kinds of jokes, including pranks, children's jokes, brain teasers, etc. 5 Funny or Die: The content of this website is very funny, including many jokes, pranks and short comedies. The site is a social network that focuses on jokes and humorous content. Users can post and reply to jokes to gain happiness. The above websites and resources can allow you to collect a lot of funny jokes. I hope you will like them!

Collect funny jokes, good ones added!

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2024-09-26 21:05

Okay, I'll try my best to provide funny jokes. The following was a short joke: Why did the bear hug the tree and fall? Because the tree said,"Let go of me!"

Collect some jokes about three questions

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2024-09-19 01:15

If I had three questions, who would I ask? If I had three apples, how would I divide them equally? If I had three questions, what would I ask?

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