Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a list of crosstalk

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

Guo Degang's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club". This crosstalk told the story of Guo Degang and his crosstalk actors performing in the crosstalk hall, including many classic crosstalk jokes and jokes.

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club." This song was sung by the famous rapper Eminem and the famous crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics of the song described the story of the two people's acquaintance and love on the crosstalk stage. It was very dramatic and humorous.

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" lines 1 (acting as Wang Shuo) I never understood why we Chinese always put the word "you" first when we speak. For example,"Have you eaten?" Wasn't this asking someone else? Why did it become him reminding himself? 2 (Act as Zhang Guoli) The word "you" is equivalent to "you" in English. Therefore, the moment he said "you", he showed his respect to the other party. 3 (acting as Ma Sanli) The crosstalk world has caught up with this society. If you want to make a living, you have to learn to tell a few lies. For example,"Am I not going to the toilet?" Or,"I just lost my job." Let me give you an example. For example, if you are dating a girl and you tell her,"I have to go to work today," the girl will definitely understand. However, if he said,"I'm going to meet a client today," the girl might not understand. 5 (acting as Liu Baorui) We Chinese have a habit of doing our own things. But sometimes,"doing it yourself" didn't mean that you could do it. For example, if you wanted to cook but found that there was no pot to use. I once had a dream to become a writer. But when I started to write novels, I realized that I couldn't write anymore. What the hell am I writing? Let me give you an example. For example, if you suddenly say "I'm sorry, I forgot I'm a woman" when you're talking to someone, the other party will definitely think that you're so rude. 8 (acting as Gao Feng) Once, I was walking on the street when I suddenly heard a "kill!" I turned around and saw a thief stealing something. I shouted,"Stop!" In the end, the thief stole the phone but not the money. Once I went to the bank to withdraw money, I found that the password was incorrect, so I repeatedly entered it on the counter. In the end, the bank staff told me,"You're really a big customer of our bank. We have countless people entering incorrect passwords every day, but you're the first to tell us."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalks were more common: 1. Time travel: For example," Time travel back to the Tang Dynasty to be an emperor "," Time travel to the Qin Dynasty to unify the six countries ", etc. 2. Time travel: For example," Go back to the past to stop Qin Shihuang from unifying the six countries "," Go back to the future to save the world ", etc. 3. Space travel: For example," travel to the interstellar era to become an interstellar pirate "," travel to the dinosaur era to become a dinosaur collector ", etc. There were also some more classic transmigration phrases such as: 1 "You transmigrated? Are you sure?" "Isn't this going back in time?" 3 "Are you in the Tang Dynasty? Are you the emperor? That's impossible, right?" 4 "You traveled to the Qin Dynasty? Are you Qin Shihuang? That's impossible, right?" 5 "Did you travel to the future? Are you a scientist? That's impossible, right?" 6 "You traveled to the dinosaur era? Are you a dinosaur expert? That's impossible, right?" Of course, this is only a part of it. There are many other transmigration words that you can discover on your own.

The original lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "On Proud Teasing" were as follows: (Scene: Guo Degang and Yu Qian are in the middle of the stage next to the audience.) Guo Degang: Hello everyone, today I want to do a crosstalk with Brother Qian. Yu Qian: Oh, crosstalk. Then we have to find a topic first. Guo Degang: Okay, what do you want to talk about? Yu Qian: What topic do I want to talk about? What topic do I want to talk about? (starts scratching his head) [Guo Degang: Then let's talk about "Proud Tease".] Yu Qian: Oh, it's a joke. I know this. (gloating) Guo Degang: Then how do you understand it? Yu Qian: I think that the role of the two people in the crosstalk is to hold and tease. One was responsible for supporting the other, while the other was responsible for teasing. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: Then do you think a person can become a "fan"? Guo Degang: Ah, I think a person can certainly be called "supporting". Yu Qian: But can it be a joke? Guo Degang: I don't think it's possible for a person to become a "joke." Yu Qian: Why? Guo Degang: Because "funny" people are generally humorous, cheerful, and lively people. And "praise" was usually a more profound, reserved, and reserved person. Yu Qian: Ah, I understand. (laughing) Guo Degang: Then how do you think a person can become a "fan"? Yu Qian: I think a person must first have a certain cultural background, then have patience, and then be able to understand what others say. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: There is also one person who wants to be a "fan" and has a certain sense of humor.

"Crosstalk: No matter how big or small the stage is, a new grave will be built below the stage." This book is written by the author, Night Star Cat. It is an urban and entertainment celebrity novel. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Qi Yuncheng had transmigrated to Deyun Society and become Old Guo's disciple! After diligently studying crosstalk for several years! However, he did not expect that on the day of the Silk Festival, He Wei's disappearance would save the day. Awakened the system when he went on stage and obtained the perfect control ability. In order to retain the audience, Qi Yuncheng started the routine of no matter how big or small the stage was, and setting up a new grave below the stage! Qi Yuncheng: "Don't mention it. My master is so black. You can't even tell who's who when you put him next to coal!" "Especially when there was a blackout last time. I saw a row of teeth floating in the air." The audience laughed. One more!" "What's wrong with another one? I'm afraid of him? I'm a crosstalk performer, and so is he. Come, Gangzi, come on stage and do a…offstage! Guo Degang smiled and went to look for a shovel. ---------------------------- "I Have an Invisible Side Guy" was a suspense-mystery novel written by the author who was not fluent in the language. The general plot of this novel was: A down-and-out crosstalk actor suddenly met a sidekick that only he could see, and no one else could. From then on, his life changed drastically… ---------------------------- "Going to the Sea to Become an Artist, Starting from Meeting Director Deyun" was a novel written by the author, Buggy, on the internet. It was a novel about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: In the year 2000 when Qi Cheng transmigrated to the parallel world, he came to Guangde Tower alone at the age of 12 because he liked crosstalk. In the heavy rain, he saw a familiar figure. Not tall, chubby, a little dark. Without saying a word, he went in the rain, which shocked Guo Degang, who was holding an umbrella and hurrying along. "Heh, good fellow! It's raining so heavily. Are you crazy, child?" Guo Degang was speechless as he looked at the drenched stranger. However, the next sentence stunned him. "Teacher Guo, can I learn crosstalk from you?" "..." Guo Degang was silent for a long time. He was in a precarious situation now. How could he have the ability to take care of a child? But after some hesitation, she still brought him into the small theater. Little did he know that many years later, this child would be his pride for the rest of his life! ---------------------------- "De Yun: Rise from Eldest Senior Brother" was a novel written by the author, Red Water Buffalo, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: A foot-long white fan, painted with all the things in the world, a three-inch tongue spitting out lotus flowers, laughing and scolding the past and the present. As Tang Yu, dressed in white, went on stage, a legend that began in the crosstalk world began. ---------------------------- "Crosstalk Master" was a novel written by the author, Tang Sifang, about an urban and entertainment celebrity. The general plot of this novel was: This was a novel about reality, a novel about the rise and fall of crosstalk over the decades, and a novel about folk artists. Crosstalk Master Book Group 551574545 Crosstalk Master's full group. To join the group, you need to cut the picture to be a member. 585834469 Funded by the Shanghai Cultural Development Foundation. ---------------------------- "Deyun: Starting from the Fighting Laughter Society" was a novel written by the author, Tianwang Kasimo, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: From the beginning of the Fighting Laughter Club, the story of a crosstalk rookie who gradually became well-known and eventually grew into a variety show king... ---------------------------- I Am Doing Crosstalk in Deyun "was a novel written by the author, Jin Chanshi, about an urban and entertainment celebrity. The general plot of this novel was: A car accident brought Yang Yunyi back to the last day of 2003. That evening, it snowed heavily in the Imperial Capital. A short, tanned fatty brought his partner over for dinner. Before he left, he asked Yang Yunyi if he wanted to follow him to perform crosstalk. Yang Yunyi, who was at the crossroads of his life, followed this person without hesitation. ---------------------------- "I'm Doing Crosstalk in the Great Tang" was a historical fiction novel written by the author, the prodigal son who had turned back. The general plot of this novel was: The elders of the mountains and rivers can tolerate me, so that the world does not make evil money. At the beginning of the game, prisoners in prison became the emperor's bodyguards ~ Let's see how Team Leader Deyun traveled through the Tang Dynasty, how he learned how to sing and cheat, how he became popular, how he disrupted the world, and how he dominated the world…A song that broke my heart, where can I find a soulmate in the world… ---------------------------- "Superstars Start From Streaming" was a novel about urban life written by the author. The general plot of the novel was: A small-time host, a salted fish spokesperson! Once the system was awakened, painting, music, sculpture, writing... There was no skill in the world that he could not master. Famous crosstalk artist, Master Guo: He is the future of crosstalk! World-renowned performing artist, his acting skills are unique! ---------------------------- "Brother Deyun" was a novel written by the author Chu Mojun. The general plot of this novel was: New book: "Dayong: This Case Can Be Solved", a work of painstaking effort."Guo Qilin, don't get in touch with Zhang Jiude. That grandson is as bad as your father!" The crosstalk queen, Yu Mou, was teaching her disciple earnestly. "If all of you had Jiu De's talent, I would have saved a lot of effort!" Old Guo looked at the disciples in front of him in disappointment and taught them earnestly. "When you live, you should carry the country. When you die, you should swim the river." "I didn't waste my life. My name is Zhang Jiude!" The fall of a star could not dim the brilliance of the starry sky. A flower withering could not last the entire spring. Zhang Jiude always remembered that De Yun's purpose was not only to not refund tickets, but also to bring laughter to people. Don't forget your original heart, you can always do it. Since Master has done it, I will also do my best! PS: This is the second crosstalk theme. It definitely won't be a pure copy of the crosstalk segments. Most of them are adapted. Not only is the content a little more novel, but it also makes it look smoother. Otherwise, why would everyone come to read novels? It would be more realistic to watch videos. Book Group: 603662919 P.S. A group of idiotic netizens in the book friend group really liked it…

The complete lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Jumping the Great God" are as follows: 1. I'm a god dancer. I treat patients and save lives. I rely on divine medicine to eat. I recently discovered a miracle drug that can quickly restore the patient's health. This is the charm of a miracle drug. 3. My method of treating patients is unique. I use acupuncture and herbal medicine to treat them. The results are very satisfactory. The patients slowly recovered under my guidance. I was also very happy that they were grateful to me. It's not only my job but also my hobby. I like to communicate with patients and help them solve their problems. Although my job is hard, I like it. I hope I can continue to serve everyone. Although the 7-jump god is an ancient craft, I still keep on creating new things in the hope of bringing better service to everyone. I hope my story can inspire everyone to face the difficulties and setbacks in life bravely and not give up. Let's dance together to pray for health and happiness, and let's be grateful for the gift of life. 10 Jumps to the Gods was not only a skill, but also a faith and a way to convey love and hope.