Please don't make a big joke...
When you face a challenge, remember: you can express your feelings in any way you want, but don't overdo it. A man asked his mother,"if we take the moon down, will it go?" "No, it will stop at our door," replied his mother. Sometimes you feel very lonely in the air alone. He tried to listen to some music or try to see some treasures. One day, a man asked his good friend,"when can we start learning new knowledge?" "When you feel difficult and helpless," replied the good friend. Sometimes you think about your life alone. Ask yourself,"why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will be very surprised because you have found someone who can help you. Try to tell them your questions and find that they really understand you. One day, a man asked his mother,"why can't I be a great person?" "Because you don't have a real heart," replied his mother. Sometimes you think about your actions alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you feel very worried because you have lost an important person. Ask yourself,"If I can get this person back, will I worry again?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you think about your own values alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will feel very difficult because you can't overcome a problem. Ask yourself,"why can't I overcome this problem?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Please don't copy the most hilarious joke!
An ant wanted to climb up a tree, so he began to imitate the shape of the tree. As a result, he accidentally fell down. However, the other ants thought that he was just imitating the tree, so they did not pay much attention. But when a bee flew over, all the other ants were shocked because the bee told them that the ant was imitating a person in their lives, and that person was a liar, and the ant was imitating his behavior.
You think the funniest joke, don't laugh, don't give points
The following was a funny joke: One day, a mathematician and a physicist went to a bar for a drink. The mathematician took a sip of wine and declared shamelessly,"I know a way to get unlimited gold coins anytime, anywhere." The physicist replied disdainfully,"Oh? Do you mean you can use mathematical formulas to calculate the total number of infinite gold coins?" The mathematician replied,"Yes, that's right! I can list an infinite number of equations and use a computer to solve the answer, which is an infinite number of gold coins!" The physicist was silent for a while and then said," You know, mathematics isn't used to solve practical problems. It's used to fool people." The mathematician angrily interrupted the physicist,"Are you denying the value of mathematics?!"
What short but hilarious joke was there! Don't be vulgar!
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Can you recommend a few good novels? Please don't give me a joke book.
, okay ~ I recommend a few novels to you. I hope you will like them: 1. "Devour the Starry Sky: Sign in God Pet Babata at the beginning"-sci-fi-doomsday crisis novel, protagonist reborn Douluo, transmigrating ten thousand years to become rank ninety nine peerless Douluo, possessing divine dragon and Seven Kill Sword, and also a hundred thousand year spirit ring and god level spirit bone set. The story had hunting the giant apes and bull pythons, defeating the Supreme Pontiff and Tang San, and other contents, very exciting. 2. "Marrying a Master as a Husband" was an ancient romance novel. The female protagonist was Li Qingwan, the servant girl of the Prime Minister's residence. She traveled to ancient times and cultivated with the masters. In addition, the recommended novels are also very good. You can read them together ~ I hope you like my recommendation.😗
I saw it in a novel. Is it a dirty joke? I don't understand.
I'm not sure which novel or storyline you're referring to. However, the phrase " hold both ends in one hand " did not exist in real life. It might be a fictional phrase or a joke in a novel. If you can provide more context or background information, I can try my best to explain it to you.
There's a joke I don't understand. Can someone explain it?
Of course, this is an example of humor and jokes: One day, a mathematician and a philosopher walked into a bar. The mathematician picked up a glass of wine and took a sip. Then he asked,"How many calories is there in this glass of wine?" The philosopher smiled and replied,"I didn't know it was a mathematical problem that required precise calculations." The mathematician shook his head and continued to drink." Then can this question be answered easily?" The Philosopher nodded and said," Of course, this question can be easily answered. The answer is: it has no calories." The mathematician was a little confused, but he still tried to understand the philosopher's answer. So he asked,"So if this drink has calories, then this answer is wrong?" The philosopher smiled and said,"No, it has no calories." This answer is correct because calories are the substances used to provide energy in drinks and this question is a mathematical problem, not a question about energy." This joke touched on the intersection between mathematics and philosophy. The mathematicians tried to answer the philosophers 'questions with precise calculations, but the philosophers' answers showed that the question itself was not about calculations, but about language and concepts. So the humor of this joke is that the philosopher uses a simple language to answer a complicated question, but the mathematician doesn't understand his answer.
Please don't be tempted
" Please Don't Be Tempted " was a romantic comedy directed by Zhang Boyang and starred by He Hongshan, Wei Zheming, Cao Feiran, Zhou Dawei, Xiao Ran, Qu Jingjing, Chang Huasen, and Li Bowen. While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " Full-time Expert "!
Please don't be a stallion
Fantasy novels often contained a lot of elements such as magic, martial arts, and special abilities. Some of the plots might make people feel like stallions. However, if you want to read a fantasy novel without a stallion, I can recommend the following: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel that tells the story of a teenager's growth. He experienced various challenges and battles in the process of pursuing strength. 2 "The Peak of Martial Refinement"-Momo: This is a fantasy novel with a martial arts theme. The protagonist, Xiao Yan, constantly breaks through himself in the process of practicing martial arts and becomes a powerful martial artist. 3 " Snow Eagle Lord "-Outsider: This is a fantasy novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The story takes place in a world surrounded by magic and mechanical civilization. The protagonist, Xiao Ying, is a warrior who constantly challenges powerful enemies to find his way out. 4 " Full-time Expert "-Butterfly Blue: This is a fantasy novel with a game theme. It tells the story of a game expert who unexpectedly retired and returned to the game world to fight fiercely with other experts. "Douluo Continent"-Tang Family's Third Young Master: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as its theme. It tells the story of a soul master's world where the protagonist, Tang Wulin, constantly breaks through himself to become a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power. The above are some non-stallion fantasy novels recommended. I hope you like them.
Storage masters don't make money
There was a certain difference in the income of the storage masters. An hour's salary for a newcomer was generally 40-60 yuan, and an experienced collector would quote about 100-200 yuan per hour. However, the number of orders received by most collectors was not stable. Some could earn more than 10,000 yuan a month, while others had no orders for a month. In addition, storage masters needed to constantly learn and improve their skills, build user trust, and withstand the price competition of their peers in order to have the opportunity to raise their own bids. Therefore, it could be said that the income of a storage master was not stable and high. It depended on the individual's experience, ability, and market demand.
Don't funny bloggers make money?
Comedy bloggers could make money by recommending funny novels. In the novel promotion project, the blogger could post a Tweet video on various platforms. As long as someone downloaded the novel APP through the video or clicked on the novel to open a membership, the blogger could get a commission. Many people accumulated hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans through this method, and some people earned more than 10,000 or hundreds of thousands a month. Therefore, funny bloggers could make money by recommending funny novels.