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Please tell me a joke. I'll tell it to a girl. If she laughs, I'll give her points!

2024-09-09 07:37
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No problem! Here was a joke suitable for girls: One day, a boy walked into a bar and said to the waiter,"I'll have a drink." Then the boy thought for a moment and added,"I want another cup." The waiter interrupted him." Sorry, we don't accept a second drink. You can only have one." The boy was a little surprised, but he still silently ordered a glass of wine. After a while, he said to the waiter,"I want a cup." This time, the waiter was a little impatient." I already told you that we can only provide one drink," he said. The boy was silent for a while and then said,"Okay, then give me a glass of beer." The waiter nodded and poured a glass of beer for the boy. The boy took a sip and asked,"Do you know what I meant when I said I wanted a cup?" The waiter smiled and replied,"You said you wanted another beer, not one." The boy thought about it and smiled." I see. I almost misunderstood." The girl might feel very happy when she heard this joke because she thought that this boy was very cute. He accidentally mixed up two sentences, but he was still able to resolve the misunderstanding and make people feel warm and friendly. I hope this joke can make you happy!

I Have A City In An Alternate World

I Have A City In An Alternate World

Tang Zhen transmigrated to an apocalyptic world, where humans struggled to survive in various buildings that they built because the ground was covered in lethal dangers that were invisible to the naked eye. Tang Zhen transmigrated along with his mutated cell phone that was packed with miraculous applications. There were all kinds of cities – some could fly in the sky, some could submerge into the ocean while some could become invisible – and shocking secrets were hidden within them. The power of Tang Zhen’s city was… He established a city and quickly leveled up his army with speeding tools. Then, he dominated this alternate world by seizing other cities. He sat at the very top. Beneath his feet was a vast floating city guarded by dragons and surrounded by angels. Countless cannons were also set up at various corners of the city. A million miles ahead, in the depths of the ocean, there was another city as large as a continent awaiting his conquest.
3.6
4833 Chs
Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

She became the young mistress of the most powerful family in City T by marrying the young master in place of her sister. He was cold to her on their first nuptial night. "Just because you played some tricks to get yourself married here, you still mean nothing to me!" However, she was calm and heartless. "Young Master Mu, don't think too highly of yourself. I despise all that is you — your money and your very being!" After the wedding, Young Master Mu lived lavishly by spending money like flowing during the day while working his nights away busily. "You said you despised me earlier. Well, which part of me do you despise exactly, hmm?" Luo Chenxi could not bear the harassment any longer so she tossed out the divorce papers in rage. "I can't live like this much longer..."
4.7
4091 Chs
How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

She conspires and provokes the most powerful young master in Beijing! They sign a contract and with his every call, she has to go anywhere and do anything his bidding. When their contract ends, she smirks and said, “I’ll take the money and you can leave. We don’t owe each other anything.” He is Young Master Ya who rules Beijing. He controls the business empire during the day, and he is the strongest king at night. He is cold and women are merely playthings to him. With his power, the women he has eyes on have never been willing to leave him, yet she is an exception. She loves money, like all the previous women, but she is never shy of showing her greed. And he never realizes that he will ever grow a heart for such a promiscuous and cheap woman… He points a gun straight at her heart. “Die with me, or accept my love—which one do you choose?” She pouts and turns around, before she pushes an adorable child into his arms. “Here, there’s your answer.”
4.5
3483 Chs
I, The Female Protagonist With Superpower, Am Super Fierce

I, The Female Protagonist With Superpower, Am Super Fierce

She was born into an affluent family, but she was swapped at birth and got a different life. She grew up in a village. Just as she got the opportunity to transform her life, it got taken from her, and she was forced into a marriage to trade for a marriage for her mentally-challenged big brother. In the end, she died tragically. Gu Yan thought that if she could be reborn, she would make those who had bullied and insulted her regret everything! After being reborn with a superpower, her life became quite different. “With both the medical skill and the superpower, wastrels, shiver for me!” “Also you, handsome boy, I saved your life; shouldn’t you pledge to marry me?” Lu Ye smiled naughtily. “Of course. Just tell me, Yanyan, how many times do you want me to pledge per night?”
4.6
3225 Chs
I Am Loaded with Passive Skills

I Am Loaded with Passive Skills

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”
3.9
3117 Chs
I Have the Alchemy Emperor in My Head

I Have the Alchemy Emperor in My Head

This is the era where people prioritize science and Martial Dao. After the great disaster, the human race discovered the Ancient Zenith civilization. They entered the Age of Great Cultivation and began their journey to colonize the Kunlun Realm! This is a time of crisis for humankind and many ambitious powerhouses walk among them! Chu Yunfan obtained the inheritance of the Alchemy Emperor from the Ancient Zenith civilization and the Godhead of a level-9 supreme being. How will he make his mark in such an epoch? You’re a genius? Excuse me, I’m the genius! You’ve got resources? I’ll defeat you with my medicinal pills. Inheritance? The supreme inheritance is right in my head! Our path is an endless dimension! This is the third fantasy novel that Xiao Chen poured his heart into since ‘Soaring the Great Wasteland’ and ‘Martial God Space’. This is a whole new era. This is the Age of Great Cultivation!
3.8
2555 Chs

Please tell me a joke, if it's funny, I'll accept it!

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2024-09-26 13:21

Hahaha, let me tell you a joke: One day a boy walked into a bar and said to the waiter,"I'd like a cup of black tea." The waiter replied,"Sorry, we don't accept black tea here. We only accept coffee and beer." The boy thought for a moment and then said,"Okay, then give me a cup of green tea." The waiter nodded and poured a cup of green tea for the boy. A few days later, the boy came to the bar again. He still wanted to drink black tea. So he told the waiter again. The waiter replied,"I'm sorry. I already told you that we don't accept black tea here." The boy thought for a moment and then said,"Okay, then give me a cup of green tea." The waiter nodded again and poured a cup of green tea for the boy. A few days later, the boy came to the bar again. He still wanted to drink black tea. So he told the waiter again. The waiter replied,"I already told you that we don't accept black tea here." The boy thought for a moment and then said,"Okay, then give me a glass of beer." The waiter nodded and poured the boy a glass of beer. Finally, the boy came again. This time, he asked the waiter directly,"Do you have any tea leaves?" The waiter replied: "Of course, which one do you want?" The boy thought for a moment and then said,"Give me a cup of green tea." The waiter nodded and poured a cup of green tea for the boy. This story tells us that sometimes we shouldn't be too persistent. Maybe the waiter doesn't know what the boy wants to drink or he might think that the boy just wants a drink and not tea leaves.

Give me a short story or a joke, and I'll tell the class in a few days.

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2024-09-16 05:58

There was an old story called " The Turtle and the Hare." The story was about a rabbit and a turtle racing. The rabbit was always in the lead, but the turtle was always chasing. In the end, the rabbit ran to the finish line and the turtle just reached the finish line. When the hare saw the tortoise, he was surprised and asked,"how can you run so fast?" The tortoise replied,"I am slow, but I am crawling." "A lazy worm like you can only crawl at a turtle's speed and will never catch up to me," Rabbit replied disdainfully. The turtle was a little angry when he heard this. He said,"You're wrong. I'm slow, but I never stop moving forward. I've always been pursuing my dreams." The hare felt very embarrassed. He realized his mistake and apologized to the tortoise. The tortoise smiled and said,"It doesn't matter. I know you will change. As long as you work hard, you can become a great man like me." This story tells us not to look down on anyone. Everyone has their own strengths and dreams. As long as they are willing to work hard, they can achieve their goals.

I'm looking for a novel. I'll give points to those who can tell me the title of the novel, and I'll give additional resources to those who can send it to me.

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2024-09-16 20:17

I'm a novel reader, so I can't provide any novel resources or information. However, I can recommend you a very popular novel, Sword Snow Stride This was a fantasy novel written by the author of Beacon Fires Playing with Dukes. This novel tells the story of a Jianghu. There are many wonderful plots and characters that are worth reading. You can search for resources for this book online or buy the physical book.

I'll treat myself, I'll give thanks

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2024-12-19 08:28

When you treat yourself, you can use the following opening remarks to express your gratitude: Thank you for coming. Today, I am full of spring. Here's a toast to everyone. I hope everyone will get better. I am very grateful to everyone for coming today. Please don't stand on ceremony. We are all family. We should talk and drink. Happiness is the most important. Here, let's toast to everyone. One cup of affection, two cups of meaning, three cups are good brothers; One cup of dry, two cups of respect, three cups of true feelings. These opening remarks could express gratitude to the guests and hope that everyone had a good time.

I'll give you a word, tell me a story. Word: 'Friendship'

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2024-12-07 20:04

There were two boys, Jack and Ben. They had a strong friendship. One day, Jack got into trouble at school for something he didn't do. Ben stood up for him and told the truth to the teacher. Their friendship grew even stronger. They always shared their toys and secrets. When Ben lost his pet dog, Jack was there to comfort him every day until he felt better.

I'll give you a word, tell me a story. Word: 'Journey'

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2024-12-07 03:09

Once upon a time, there was a young man named Tom. He decided to go on a journey across the mountains. He packed his bag with some food, a tent and a map. Along the way, he met an old man who told him about a hidden waterfall. Tom was intrigued. He followed the directions the old man gave. After a long hike, he finally found the waterfall. It was the most beautiful sight he had ever seen. The water sparkled in the sunlight and the sound of it was like music.

I'll tell everyone again

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2024-12-27 12:20

" I'll Tell You When the Problem Appears " was a song sung by the five people, and it was included in their album," The County Town." The song used a relaxed and happy melody and playful lyrics to express the emergence and solution of various problems in life. The lyrics described the marriage of a friend, getting drunk, returning, and other scenes, showing the common scenes in life. This song conveyed a natural and free attitude, telling everyone not to be too anxious when facing problems, but to solve them with an optimistic attitude. The power of this song's music made people feel their attitude towards life and resonated with it.

I'll write a mystery novel. Please give me a name ~

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2024-09-11 13:06

The name of a mystery novel should be related to the plot and theme. Here are some possible names: 1 Mystery Case 2 Murderer's Mystery (Murderer Case) 3 Disappearance Case 4 Mystery Fictions Murder Mystery (5) Mystery Case (6) Mystery Fictions 8. Disappearance file Mystery Fictions Mystery Case I hope these names can help you find a suitable mystery novel name for you.

I'll tell you my feelings, and then I'll go back in the evening

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2024-12-26 11:36

The Return to Dusk is a follow-up story of the confession. This work was created by Jinger123 and had been completed. The content of the story involved two male leads, and the latest update was chapter 1, Nirvana Rebirth. According to the information provided, it was impossible to further understand the specific plot and development of the story.

If he can tell me a good third-year essay, I'll give him five Wealth points.

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2024-09-15 05:49

An example of a good third-year essay is as follows: In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter studied at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He and his friends had a lot of fun at school. Among them, Harry and his good friend Hermione discovered a mysterious sorcerer's stone that could fulfill people's wishes. But when Harry tried to get the stone, he faced many difficulties and dangers. " The Three-Body Problem " was one of the representative works of the Chinese science fiction writer Liu Cixin. It described the interaction and struggle between humans and alien civilizations. In the story, humans were facing an unprecedented crisis and needed to find a new source of energy to support the development of mankind. The Lord of the Rings was an epic fantasy novel by R R Tolkien in England. It told the story of the Hobbit Bilbo and his friends who went to the place where the Lord of the Rings was located in an attempt to destroy it.

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