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CookieMonster9001

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''Shut the fuck up boy. If your father was half as Honorable as my last shit, why would he rape your mother? Or burn my Father alive while making my brother strangle himself to death trying to save him? You boy, better shut your fucking trap before I slit your throat with my Sword!'' Blackstark was clearly still upset with Aerys handling of the matter, and Viserys blatant insensitivity was pushing him past his breaking point.

GoT: The Black Wolf of Winterfell

GoT: The Black Wolf of Winterfell

Book&Literature · Theragfromthecrag

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''Your still here? What do you want? A treat? A pat on the head? Go deliver the message!'' Olenna barks, getting the guard going.

GoT: The Black Wolf of Winterfell

GoT: The Black Wolf of Winterfell

Book&Literature · Theragfromthecrag

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Robert then turns to Stannis and smiles. He embraces him as well, simply because Stannis doesn't like it very much and after three years of not doing it, he has a lot of annoying to do. It is his duty as the elder brother, after all. 

Robert I Baratheon

Robert I Baratheon

Book&Literature · DaoistWDfd8h

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So Jon decided to allow Robert more freedom to pursue his interests and guide him when Robert himself asked for it. Due to this, Robert started to take Ned with him on his 'excursions' through the town and 'was a bad influence' on the young Stark, much to the distress of Jon. He was slowly going insane, Robert saw to that. 

Robert I Baratheon

Robert I Baratheon

Book&Literature · DaoistWDfd8h

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Nothing much happened that day. Robert went back to the brothel to have another look and see after them. He was sowing the seeds of his plan every day. He listened to what they had to say and joked around with them. He refused to bed them, however. He was a smart man. He knew about STDs and in this unprotected world, he was not going to suffer an STD. He would have to invent the condom first ... or die a virgin. But virginity is cool ... at least he told himself that. 

Robert I Baratheon

Robert I Baratheon

Book&Literature · DaoistWDfd8h

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Bane vibes😎🍪

'Maybe I am just used to the dark. Living in the forest for this long, anyone can adapt to the darkness and be able to find their way in the dark,' Orion said not thinking too much about it.

HP: Magic Punk

HP: Magic Punk

Book&Literature · kamidemond

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"...Don't miss leg days," Merlin thought and said.

HP: Magic Punk

HP: Magic Punk

Book&Literature · kamidemond

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"Train, keep practising and eat your veggies," Merlin added with a smile.

HP: Magic Punk

HP: Magic Punk

Book&Literature · kamidemond

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Fostering*

Our next scheduled stop will be with the Manderlys. Originally, we were to pass through Moat Cailin, where we would meet the Reeds to head to the Swamp. Unfortunately, with all the unforeseen events along the way, we ran out of time to visit the remaining castles in the north, and Brandon must go to his forresting. So only the hired workers and a few guards will go to Moat Cailin.

Game of thrones: The Adventure Ned Stark

Game of thrones: The Adventure Ned Stark

Book&Literature · daniel_vera

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Why is he still alive?

His eyes widened in horror as he saw the northmen move to execute the remaining Ironborn crew. Before he could react, a sharp blow to the back of his head sent him sprawling into unconsciousness. The last thing he remembered was the cold, merciless gaze of the northern prince and the screams of his dying men.

The Son of Ice and Fire (Jon Snow SI)

The Son of Ice and Fire (Jon Snow SI)

Book&Literature · Illusiveone

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Small council*

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ASOIAF/GOT: Minecraft in Essos.

ASOIAF/GOT: Minecraft in Essos.

TV · Marcia_05

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Wrong guess 🙃

"Your Grace, I have dire news," he said, his voice steady but somber. "The queen has been abducted; her ship was attacked in the Stepstones."

The Son of Ice and Fire (Jon Snow SI)

The Son of Ice and Fire (Jon Snow SI)

Book&Literature · Illusiveone

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Smooth 🍪

"I'm a man, you're a beautiful woman, and my eyes might be cold but they're not blind."

The Dragon & The Wolf

The Dragon & The Wolf

TV · MonsieurLAH

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"Princess, you're by far one of the most beautiful women I've ever met… and this dress doesn't do your beauty justice because you look fat in it."

The Dragon & The Wolf

The Dragon & The Wolf

TV · MonsieurLAH

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"Then you're fucked, in a way you'll never enjoy." Arthur retorted coldly.

The Dragon & The Wolf

The Dragon & The Wolf

TV · MonsieurLAH

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Been there done that. New York is a dump

"And they call us savages," Arthur thought as he trotted in the streets of the city. "People are practically standing atop each other with barely enough place to live. What a nightmare. "

The Dragon & The Wolf

The Dragon & The Wolf

TV · MonsieurLAH

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