Eee, yup. Evil, Dark Elf Great Elven King. Now you know.
2018-01-20 Joined Poland
As they rode their steeds towards the large karst cave etched in their memory, a voice, filled with pleasant surprise, echoed from a nearby tree. "Wayne! Is that you?" Before they even neared the cave entrance, a slender, beautiful elf maiden with dark braids, clad in a fur coat, gracefully descended from the branches. It was Toruviel, her face beaming with joy after months of separation
Book&Literature · LIl_wretch
"Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter, each of you will lose 250 house points. I will write to your parents today, Mr. Weasley. I'm afraid your family will need to visit. For your conduct, this punishment is the only option," Professor McGonagall declared seriously, adjusting her slightly askew hat.
Book&Literature · Dark_Symphony
nah, nah, he's got a point, you get land and or money, get to go around and do your thing for the most part, and a duck ton less people want to assassinate you. You gotta go to war when the duty calls though so I guess it's not all rainbows and roses.
Then I ranked the five status', like this; Knight > Prince > Freeman > King > Slave.
Video Games · SovereignOfHeaven
But now the cause seems so obvious! Kyrin Tenebrous! One of the most powerful and dangerous Relic Wielders in Atlantis. There's probably no one in the outer world other than Kyrin who can take down both Theron and Nerio.
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
It's called building generational wealth or something 😎
"Wanna know something ironic?" asked Leon. "Back in my world, we could build structures known as skyscrapers nearly a kilometer tall, but it would still take months for simple roadwork to be done. Beaurocracy is a bitch..."
Anime & Comics · Einlion
Revardon
"Thank you for your bet, Mr. Levardon, you are an honest businessman, and this is a virtue to be admired. However, according to the rules of the Gwent card game, as the winner, I should be able to draw a card from your deck as my reward, isn't it?"
Book&Literature · LIl_wretch
Misha
Just like Martha, whom they helped not long ago, this old woman will surely remember who, for a meager fee, helped her find her two sons and continue the fate of their family.
Book&Literature · LIl_wretch
oh boy, maybe they won't even insult him, you know, they will notice he is a Witcher, open their mouth only to notice the ears and their brains just spit out the blue screen of death
The room was sparsely furnished, reflecting the modesty of life in the Middle Ages. As Wayne donned clean clothes, he gazed at his own reflection in the mirror. Apart from his distinctive amber cat eyes and pointed ears, he appeared like an ordinary teenager.
Book&Literature · LIl_wretch
nygma balls?
►Riddler (Rogue) (E. Nygma)
Anime & Comics · Daddy
just a prank bro
There was the time I slapped the King on the ass and apologized by saying I mistook him for the Queen. And the time I 'adopted' (read: kidnapped) a bunch of Demon babies to raise as my jesterly assistants, nearly starting an outright war with the Demons. And the time I stole the panties off a visiting Princess and planted them in the King's pocket to fall out when he was greeting the Princess and her father, nearly starting another war. And the time I took the Prince on a bender of a bachelor party, causing him to miss his wedding and nearly starting yet another war. And the time I spiked the royal feast with aphrodisiacs, leading to an orgy that spilled out onto the streets of the capital and nearly started a revolution.
Anime & Comics · Daddy
well he's got a God in his name, I ain't gonna call him out
"You two showed me an interesting battle! As a reward, let me heal both of your companions!"
Fantasy · SeraphWedd
Axel frowned. "How am I bad to strangers?"
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
did she just bust his doors open without any warning? That's not the french way. It's the German MO!
"Ferdinand, what do you think you're doing these days? I can't even see you at the aristocratic banquet, nor do you report to the city guards!" The person who came was Ferdinand's mother, Princess Clémentine.
Celebrities · Franxiscus_Siregar
Habsburgs be like:
His mother, Princess Clémentine, is the daughter of King Louis-Philippe of France.
Celebrities · Franxiscus_Siregar
aneurysm ?
Many people thought that the trial would end soon now. They were disappointed, but no one thought less of Axel. With what he has shown, there are already too many subdivision who will be
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
at least it's not the fishbrook
"He's so handsome! Someone tell me his Oceagram!"
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
'Well, when I become the king, I know who to pick as my cupbearer.'
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
all these guys running up to you to ask if you still need the dropped item make sense now. They are just the systems servants
Next came five scrolls of skeletal summoning, hailing from the world of Elder scrolls. Perhaps pilfered from another Dragonborn, these scrolls held the power to animate a fallen warrior's corpse for a day, turning it into a skeletal servant.
Witcher: The Half Elf
Book&Literature · LIl_wretch