These inner thoughts are so fkng hilarious 🤣
Where the hell is Dumbledore?! Can't he see I'm about to drop dead here?!
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Tftc
Then, they saw the shop owner put the switchblade back into his pocket and pull out a .44-caliber Truth Brand Carbon-Based Lifeform Calming Device.
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Best chapter till now dude.
"Oh, esteemed sir, might I trouble you to let me take a sample of your long and thick crystal? Oh! Sir, please refrain from hitting my head with that stick! That is highly unsafe!"
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"Did you just call me a fucking molester..? Ow! Think she's calling the police! Lupin let's run! I think she's crazy."
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I can’t. I fking can’t 🤣🤣🤣
"Oh, my dear lady, would you mind if I licked.. ehm.. chipped off a small piece of your big jewels? If it's what I need, I will offer you a price you cannot refuse. And even if it's not, I shall still provide due compensation for your time."
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Note: About ch 68's Milf part- It was Proofed by one of the patrons, turns out he changed Milk to Milf(explains why he was spamming lol after every msg) and I didn't even realize it till I checked the comments... F*ck you MilkLover (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
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Ian sat directly next to Hermione, under the surprised gazes of Harry and Ron.
Book&Literature · Dragonel23
If you’re out of mtls I have a suggestion. Have you read - In this world and the next - ? I may be fking the name but it’s my first HP fanfic I ever read. If you haven’t then give that a try🤘🏻
"Swords?" Madam Malkin blinked, then chuckled. "Planning to be the next Gryffindor? A sword in one hand, a wand in the other?"
Hogwarts: Harry Potter’s Return from the Witcher World
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