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What if Orochimaru adopted Naruto for his original nefarious purposes? What if this Naruto had many, many bloodlines due to Orochimaru? AN: I thought to myself "How to I make a over-powered Naruto without pulling too much BS like Kyuubi is a girl and every girl from then on wants to bed Naruto while he somehow gets more powerful each time he has sex due to being the Sex God's reincarnation. I swear to whatever god that is a real thing, anyways, I figured "Lets make Naruto get adopted by Orochimaru and he gets the Gamer ability due to... stuff. Disclaimer: No yaoi, Naruto is the main character.

Naruto, eldest son of the 4th Hokage, forgotten and hated. Until he found Tian Qinglong, he was considered a total failure in every way. Watch as he proves he can be a worthy ninja without a emo fox, but with a Dragon! Just your classic Naruto Neglect story because Naruto's life isn't sad enough. Things to look out for: References to Religion that is not meant to offend anybody, Wuxia Young Master Sasuke, Wuxia Young Miss Hinata, Neglect.

Honestly, I just saw two novels with kyubi being the main character so I decided to write this. What if the original Naruto also somehow got a system from another world? Follow the adventures of a sarcastic system which only allows 3 functions and Naruto with a moody fox watching everything he does! AN: Also I do not own the cover because I just searched on google for a photo. The functions are Travel to different universes, (He travels to different anime and shows, depends.) Status, and Gacha. I will not try to make Naruto too op but lets see.

Its Ditto Time! AN: This is supposed to be a gag so expect worse then normal story and random plot points. The aim of this fanfic is to make myself laugh while making others chuckle at how bad it is Disclaimer: I got the cover off google. Also I do not own any of the franchises mentioned. The MC will also be catagorized as a male and is straight, so no yaoi here. Also there will be multiverse hopping. "Every new chapter is ditto time!" by Isseisenpai, I am putting it here because people will be confused, thank you, Isseisenpai.

Huh, so this is how I die. Not with a bang, but with dehydration. I just hope my next life is messed up and my betrayer will get cursed with bad luck in the future. Wished I read that new release of manga. Will have Gore It's a fanfic so I do not own any of the characters present in this fanfic other then OC.

Doesn't matter if you are a genius, king, princess, god. I'll still destroy you. AN: Honestly, I just did this because I thought it was funny. Has gore (What do you expect from a book called the BLOODlust system?), expect the MC to travel between different worlds and the worlds being many tropes.