my mind can't comprehend, it keeps imagining toothless
a tylosaurus is the closest thing I could find to it
frankly I prefer the classic, "HOE what is your emergency?" (hotline for original emergencies)
"Welcome to the Emergency hotline of the Originals association. This is Rebecca Karls on the phone. How may I help you?"
Fantasy · HideousGrain
that would be peek comedy
As for the promotion, Eli was too lazy to even take on a student. However, after having Herman as a student, Clement understood why.
Eastern · Blue And White Ocean
right. he's got like eight kids, doesn't he? or was that someone else?
"Some things happened, you know. But we have been seeing each other every day this week." She explained while Catan wrapped an arm around her waist.
Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku
it's funny how it's actually a triple meaning since not only are they in the world of celebrities, and their home world is kepler something, they both also reincarnated.
"I suppose that phrase is a bit too true, isn't it? Since you're actually from other worlds." The guard said, realizing the double meaning behind his phrasing.
Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku
EROR! EROR! SARCASM LEVELS UNKOWN!
"Oh wow. I thought you were here looking for a weapon. I'm so glad it's a book though..." The librarian sighed, "What's the name of the book?"
Fantasy · AkshatArpit
imagine them years later sitting in a circle smoking weed and narrating these small side story's like in that 70's show
...okay, that was weird. Did he really have to break the fourth wall for-...well, I guess I do feel a bit calmer about it.
Fantasy · Aimdaqs
his name looks and almost spells fat tumor
"Good evening, Fantumar, replied Geoffrey with a slight bow.
Fantasy · Avan
right answer, wrong formula
Does Teacher Admirable Fish... really like egg yolk cakes that much?
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Urban · I am the fairest