Alternatively titled: "In which SITeach tells Canon to go fuck itself.
Not my work original author here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/General_Zargon/pseuds/General_Zargon
THIS IS NOT MY FAN FICTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He doesn’t want to be wanted for bounty, or be a pirate, but if there’s no other choice, he can only become a pirate&h.e.l.lip;.. Let the world turn upside down!