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Warning: [This Novel Does not take itself seriously. Some times it will. But this is for Laughs, so have fun.] Michael lived his live with the [Dodge Everything] curse. Then God removed it for just a second causing his death. Now he is a Black Mage in another world and Earth. Using his comical behavior, smarts, and magic he will live his life. Here's part of chapter 1 Hi, my name is Michael and I dodged everything in my life. The cops, the FBI, also when I dropped the soap, my harem too, which COULD HAVE HAPPENED. But sadly I dodged that incidentally too. But there was one thing that I couldn't dodge. That was Truck-kun. Yea the guy who reincarnates all those main characters in the light novels, yea that guy. But ya know, what maybe Truck-kun is a female, can't assume gender. If so, then Truck-chan is without a doubt a yandere. Whelp I got raped by that yandere Truck-chan you could say. Damn, my life ended by a yandere Truck. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHY COULDN'T I DODGE!!!" shouted Michael into the white nothingness.

One day the High school Princess Rose brought in some heart shaped brownies for the whole class. I also ate a brownie. I thought that it tasted pretty good, but that’s it. For some reason my entire class fell in love with her. They are even willing to die for her. I think she’s a witch! She has to be! This story is about the main character Nick avoiding the witch Rose and her antics. This is all to preserve his youth that has yet to bloom.

A legendary Mage is just being himself, doing what he does. Which, for him sadly draws too much attention. This is a story of his adventure.