徽章 10
Moments 4947
JManM
Thanks, fam.
JManM
The hormones are magic.
I looked down on my father, not metaphorically, but physically. I landed on the Spring of 269 six and a half feet tall and beefy like only a continuous steroid cycle like puberty could make happen. Barrel chested, bull necked, it looked like my traps wanted to eat my ears and my arms and legs were doing their best impression of flesh colored tree trunks. Between my thicc bod and the thick black hair growing from my head to my toes I completed the standard Mormont transformation into a bear in record time.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
JManM
People keep saying this, but it looks the same to me as usual.
JManM
We got to a good enough ending point. Juan is the man who has it all and can fix anything by applying himself correctly.
JManM
It all looks normal on my end. Same formatting as every other of the hundreds of chapters I've posted.
JManM
I'm working on it. Should have something by Christmas.
JManM
I don't know if you know this, but most of human civilization has always existed by lakes, rivers, and the sea. Westeros has the distinct advantage of its waterways all being navigable.
Brandon leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table, his interest piqued. "The new roads are made in the Valyrian style that you and Maekar rediscovered. How are they? Are they better?" he asked.
The Son of Ice and Fire (Jon Snow SI)
TV · Illusiveone
JManM
Sounds like a reason for FOMO
JManM
Oh boy, you underestimate the escalation factor on this story greatly.
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original Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
4.6
When you're reborn as Jorah Mormont you ain't got much. A Dad looking to bale and go spend his days hanging out with the guys on the Wall, a wild Aunt raising your wild cousins you can't stand, an arranged marriage to a girl you never met with a dowry almost low enough to be an insult, and a populace of smallfolk so inebriated and incompetent its no wonder nothing's changed around here in 8,000 years. Hopefully the gold finger granted by Levid's Magically Wheel of Reincarnation can help. A really nice pair of testicles. With that, the right attitude, and a shovel I have everything I need to dig a nice grave to lay in. Or Bag End. Let's see which happens first. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm78 Chs 7.4k 收藏
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Return of the Krogan
“We’re back, baby!” I shouted in glee, “And together we're gonna run around, Jack, we're gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Jack. Just you and me, baby. The outside world is our enemy, Jack... we're the only.... friends we've got, Jack! It's just Jack and Grunt. Jack and Grunt and their adventures, babe.. JACK AND GRUNT FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Jack and Grunt.. some...things.. Me and Jack and Grunt runnin' around and... Jack and Grunt time... a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days Jack and Grunt! forever a hundred times.... OVER and over Jack and Grunt... adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Jack and Grunt dot com w..w..w... Jack and Grunt adventures.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Jack and Grunt dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Jack and Grunt dot com......." Slow updates. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm7 Chs 484 收藏
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Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
4.88
Zabuza's Waifu Adventure Tags: bullying, for the greater good, probably lawful evil, manly man, mind control, naruto, patriarchy, raw raw fight the power, waifu catalog, zabuza and haku You can support me and my family by donating at ko - fi . com / jmanm30 Chs 2.5k 收藏
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Fable: The Rise of the Forth Hero
Caught between a rock and a hard place, the future King of Albion takes a chance on freedom. With a foundation hunting vermin just like Luke Skywalker, how could he possibly fail to take down his own Death Star? With the richest man in the world and the most powerful sorceress left in it as his enemies, Thick Sparrow will need maximum effort and the full power of his bloodline to come out on top. You can support me and my family at ko-fi.com/jmanm9 Chs 203 收藏
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Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
A shard of the God Emperor of Krogan Kind sailed far across the Omniverse into the unknown, and arrived in Earth Bet, taking over the life of Colin Wallis, AKA Armsmaster, AKA Beardmaster, AKA HalBeard. Now lost in a world of paranoia and doom, how will the most charismatic alien survive in the boots of the guy who took rizz as his dump stat. Probobly with the help of his new best friend, Shardmaster! You can support me and my family at ko-fi.com/jmanm8 Chs 576 收藏
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Tales of the Commission
This is the location of all my supporter requested stories. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm10 Chs 169 收藏
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Waifu Catalog: Crushing Missions For A Beautiful Future
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A man achieves the dream, he's been selected as a Contractor for The Company. He's about to live a life uninhibited traveling through fiction and doing whatever he wants because the Waifu Catalog is all about indulgence, but what's this? The Company is actually profit driven now? The Catalog has difficultly settings? Contractors need to have an IQ above room temperature to succeed? Not a problem. Come with me on the adventures of Donnchadh MacFarlane and see for yourself how he takes life as it comes and take opportunity by the balls. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm8 Chs 371 收藏
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40K SI: The Lizard Daddy Primarch
40K isn't so bad when you are piloting one of the men responsible for the setting being such and eternal suckfest. It's even better when you used to be the God Emperor of Krogankind. Come with me on this bright and shining lighthearted comedy adventure through the grimdark future on a quest to fulfill a prophesy and save the day. I kid of course. Angron's Slightly Less Angry Adventures inbound. A teaser chapter for now. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm3 Chs 384 收藏
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In Cyberpunk With Fallout System
4.81
‘Big’ Juan D. Welles AKA: Juan Grande, Sexy Juan, Juan with the Thiccness, Handy Juan, Juan with the Big Hands, The Taco Terminator. He's a man with many many names and many skills due to reincarnating with the Fallout New Vegas System curtesy of Levid's Magical Wheel of Reincarnation. Reborn in Vista Del Rey, Big Juan is ready and willing to take on the terrors of Night City. Nothing is going to stop him on his rise in this true story of Rags to B#tche$.60 Chs 8.4k 收藏
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Invincible SI: Actually Invincible
4.54
It sucks that of the two Invincible Self Insert fanfictions I have found, neither reliably updates. So here I am to fix that by bringing the world an Invincible Self Insert fanfiction by an author with a proven track record of reliable updates, finished stories, and the full capacity to play with the plot however I want without twisting the traits and tone of the characters. So strap in for a good time. Fair warning, the SCI-FI will be harder than what is seen in the comics and TV show and some of the plot conveniences that get thrown out as soon as they are introduced are gone. Props to LordValmar for the cover image Massive props to SeekingRaven for funding this story. U da best, Dawg.55 Chs 6.1k 收藏
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Elden Ring SI: The Elden God Emperor
After crossing the Omniverse for time untold, a shard spirit of the God Emperor of Krogankind descends on the Lands Between and takes possession of Garm, the Banished Knight in charge of the night shift at Stormveil Castle. With the backing of Ormagoden: The Eternal Fire Beast, Cremator of the Sky, and Destroyer of the Ancient World, the newest Empyrean is on a quest to hunt down the other shardbearers and get the Lands Between back in order. For the honor of Stormveil, the freedom of her people, and the glory of her Metal. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm5 Chs 294 收藏
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LotR SI: Mordor for the Orcs
4.76
Talion has come back to Nurn to take a fortress from the orcs, but has hit a little snag in the form of Thrag, an orc who has been taken over by the thoughts of the God Emperor of Krogankind. Now the undead ranger is in a race against time to stop the rise of the Orc Lord and prevent the unification of Mordor and the taking of all big tiddie elves for the lusty Thrag's harem. How will the hero over come this daring, dashing, and devilish foe? My current main focus story. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm43 Chs 1.9k 收藏
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RWBY SI: The Krogan that Jacked Jaune's Life
4.93
A rewrite of my original RWBY: Jaune Arc SI with the lead man of my Ultimate Krogan story in the driver seat. I will be taking more creative freedom with the plot, as I will be removing the Relics from the story entirely. I simply am not a fan of McGuffin based plots, and the nature of the Vaults means that if Cinder fails, Salem's plans are back at the drawing board. You can expect a fair bit of dark action coming from an unflinching and unrepentant male lead with the charisma pull off the over the top shenanigans he gets up to. And by charisma I mean demonstrable social skills, not I am the author so everyone is all googly eyed over the protagonist. Anyway. I'll be working on this one night a week while I finish up Ultimate Krogan and work on whatever comes next as my new flagship once that beast of a story is finally finished. This rewrite goes out to Kai Uzumaki for being such a vocal supporter of my work. Here's to you, homie. Slow updates as I focus more on my new stories over rewrites. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm11 Chs 786 收藏
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DXD SI: It's Me, DIO!
4.74 已完結
After the God Emperor of Krogan Kind, Grunt, got his head smacked by the stone sword of Berserker Heracles, copies of his consciousness have been flung across the omniverse and are taking over characters were ever I feel like writing. This time he has found himself in Diodora Astaroth, a C list villain in High School DXD. Story contains beat downs, disrespect, and tiddies. Edit 1: This story is a sequel to Ultimate Krogan, which is 3 entire novels long. If you start here this is basically book 4 in an omniverse spanning Epic Saga. Completed Story You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm50 Chs 5.1k 收藏
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Persona 5 Royal SI: A Pirate's Life For Me
Ryuji Sakamoto has been chosen to house the mental incarnation of the God Emperor of Krogankind in the next spinoff installment of Ultimate Krogan. Watch as he sets sail on the sea of souls alongside his Persona, Edward 'Blackbeard' Teach to take for himself the power of memes, and build up his 'nakama'. Contains: Magnificent Bastard, Non Canon Palaces, Expanded Mementos, and One Hundred Percent Less 'Shut Your Damn Mouth, Ryuji' Moments. A teaser chapter for now. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm1 Chs 111 收藏
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Dragon Age SI: Ketojan's Quality Cuts
The God Emperor of Krogankind Grax has incarnations transmigrating all over the Omniverse, and this one has landed in Ketojan of Dragon Age II. Follow along for a story about a magnificent bastard spreading his own brand of madness in a world balancing on the edge of a knife. This story centers on a sinister premise presented with incredible manners, charisma, and taste. So strap in and savor. A teaser chapter for now. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm1 Chs 151 收藏
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Mass Effect SI: Ultimate Kaiden
Another aspect of the God Emperor of Krogankind, Grax, has transmigrated. This time into the most handsome Canuck in Mass Effect. Can he survive the existential crisis of going from an unbeatable giant space lizard man to being... Canadian. Come along with me on this adventure and find out. Now with fifty percent more bacon. A teaser chapter for now. You can support me and my family at ko - fi . com / jmanm1 Chs 159 收藏
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Mass Effect SI: Ultimate Krogan
4.88 已完結
Embark on a long journey with me piloting the Ultimate Krogan: Grunt in a three act epic. Act 1 Mass Effect and Star Wars: A man awakens and accepts his new life as giant space lizard man. He sets out to dominate the galaxy with every ounce of strength and wit he can muster. Act 2 Skryim - Fate: Now realizing he is free to move about the Omniverse, Grunt sets an unrelenting pace as he seeks out new experiences and conflicts. Act 3 Guild Wars 2 - present: Having lived a lifetime of battle and adventure, and having done and lost much, Grunt and his family embark on a new chapter in their lives: godhood. Props to LordValmar for his work on the cover art. You can support me and my family on Ko Fi ko - fi . com / jmanm122 Chs 5k 收藏
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RWBY: Jaune Arc SI (Complete)
4.85 已完結
After a four fight losing streak a former college wrestling star gets cut from the UFC. Fortunately he doesn't have to go home and tell his family that he is officially cut because Forrest Griffin runs him over in his hurry to nab that sweet Toyo Tires exclusive parking spot. Instead of going home in shame, our hero reincarnates as Jaune Arc in RWBY. Not that you would know that from reading the fic as I skip strait to the start of canon. That's right, no trite BS about being a full grown man in a baby's body. And no existential angst about the life he left behind or what happened to canon Jaune's soul. No anxiety attacks over how the world will be under attack from the Queen of Evil by the time he is a young man. No wasted chapters wanking the MC off by having him write Harry Potter or Fifty Shades or any other ridiculous way to make money that would require a serious skill set or access to Wikipedia, this guy had to work at the local hardware store to afford the tools and materials needed to craft his huntsman equipment. No goldfinger either. Just a guy dropped into a character that never reached his pinnacle because he started the show with absolutely zero knowledge of combat and fitness. Anyway, our Jaune starts off ready to take the world of Remnant, but something keeps preventing him from stealing the shine off the main cast.13 Chs 862 收藏
Elia plays into Jorah's own sense of superiority and class. From the very beginning we establish that Jorah looks down on everyone around him, and does many things to set himself apart from the defeatism and squalor of The North. Elia is the farthest thing from that one Westeros. She's beautiful, classy, tasteful, ambitious, cut throat, and decisive. Elia is everything he wants in a woman, and he pays for it. What you want and what is good for you are often mutually exclusive.
For love? More like, for simping. It is a deep pain, these feelings. One that is hard to resist. Feelings, those treacherous things, cut right through the walls we build and wreak havoc on the foundational logic of our being. Those who give into their feelings build their lives on shifting sand, and will pay the price over and over until they are finally swept away to their destruction. Those who reject their feelings become hollow shells, caricatures rather than characters in the story of their lives. And they are doomed to failure, due to the cutting nature of emotion. They may seem a cold and calculating person of principle, but in truth the formulas are all complicated by feelings, and always have been.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM