章節 16: Chapter 16 The Seductive Mature Empress dowager
Her slender neck is like a swan, her smooth skin is as white as snow, and the low-hanging neckline can't cover her plump breasts at all, revealing a large area of white breast flesh.
A bottomless ravine was pressed on her chest, like a magical black hole that sucked his sight tightly.
As if she noticed Lu Yun's gaze, Sima Manying frowned slightly, a hint of displeasure flashed across her face, but she immediately noticed that this was the Government Affairs Hall. She picked up the teacup in front of her with her slender jade hand and raised her fair jade hand to put the tea into her mouth.
The plump breasts trembled slightly, and this movement created a charming wave.
Lu Yun felt warm in his heart when he saw this, and his cock became hard.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Such plump tits, such a seductive mature woman!
The empress's face suddenly turned gloomy, and she began to doubt her previous judgment.
Could it be that this lecher who had lustful thoughts towards both herself and the Empress Dowager really be the reincarnation of a banished immortal?
"Ahem…"
The sound of the empress's gentle cough brought Lu Yun back to his senses.
"Hurry up and go!"
The empress glanced at the bulge between Lu Yun's legs and said in a very small voice: "Be careful, you will die if you are discovered!"
Lu Yun lowered his head slightly to take a look, and was frightened to the point of shuddering all over.
Shit, could it be that this sissy emperor found out that he wanted to have sex with his grandmother!
Ever since Lu Yun entered the Government Affairs Hall, princess Luoxi has always focused her attention on Lu Yun.
What kind of competition is this? The one at Yanmen Pass has nothing to do with her, a married princess. All she wants is a penis that can fill her vagina, make her moan freely, and relieve the itch and thirst that she has not felt for years.
Looking at Lu Yun's bulging lower body, Di Luoxi suddenly remembered the intimate contact with Lu Yun before, when the big cock was pressing against her lower body, and it was hot and thick.
Di Luoxi couldn't help feeling a little hot. The body of the young woman who had been lonely for a long time couldn't stand the slightest teasing. She felt a hot current flowing through her body.
A pair of bright big eyes were watery and looked at Lu Yun charmingly and seductively.
"The question you asked is 'White Horse and West Wind on the Frontier', right?"
Lu Yun retracted his gaze and said to the Tatar prince.
"That's right!"
Prince Fan Tong nodded and sneered, "Little eunuch, I'll give you one stick of incense. If it doesn't match, it means you lost."
One stick of incense time?
Lu Yun laughed dumbly, shook his head and was about to speak when he heard the ministers below the stage sternly say, "Little eunuch, this concerns the fate of the Great Xia nation, you must be careful with your words!"
"Little eunuch, don't let this harm our Great Xia Kingdom!"
"Little eunuch..."
Looking at those harsh words from the ministers, Lu Yun felt like laughing and replied calmly, "I admire the apricot blossoms and misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River! The scenery of Great Xia is no less beautiful than this."
As Lu Yun finished speaking, the hall suddenly became quiet. The impatient ministers and the Tatar envoys who had been sneering also shut their mouths.
Everyone looked at each other, with expressions of disbelief on their faces.
What?
It's really weird!
"Great!"
After a while, a large number of Xia court officials exclaimed in admiration.
"Apricot blossoms and white horses!"
"Mist and rain against the west wind!"
"Yangtze River versus frontier."
"Not bad, not bad! Absolutely great!"
The Minister of Revenue, who was over 70 years old and had a head full of white hair, shook his head and said with admiration on his face.
"I didn't expect that a little eunuch would have such talent!"
"That's right, that's right, our Daxia is saved!"
…
Compared to the officials of the Great Xia Dynasty who were full of surprise and talking about it, the Tatar envoys looked as uncomfortable as if they had eaten shit.
"I am the greatest scholar in Tatarstan. Who are you?"
Yu Shinan looked unhappy. He asked himself that if it were him who wrote this couplet, he would not be able to write it so neatly.
"I am a little eunuch serving your Excellency."
Lu Yun smiled calmly.
The empress smiled, not looking panicked at all, and said calmly, "He is the one who will compete with you."
"A small eunuch is competing with my great scholar. Is there no one left in your Great Xia country?"
Yu Shinan sneered and mocked.
"No, no, I am just a vanguard of Daxia, and I have learned some little knowledge. Once you defeat a little eunuch like me, you can compete with our knowledgeable Daxia officials. Otherwise, the envoy will bring shame upon himself."
Lu Yun smiled faintly.
"Yeah, not bad, not bad!"
The white-haired Minister of Revenue nodded proudly.
"How can I, the Minister of Revenue, fight these barbarians who are ignorant of the profound culture of the Central Plains? It would be a loss of status to compete with them."
When the ministers heard this, they all nodded in agreement, "That's right, our status is not something you can even approach. It would be a disgrace to us to compete with you!"
"How can you barbarians compete with us? It's a compliment to you to be ranked as a eunuch..."
Today, the empress has finally witnessed the shamelessness of these court officials.
"If that's the case, then you better listen carefully. There are bright moons on both sides of the sky of Tatar."
"I sail a boat on the calm summer and autumn waters."
"The pine and bamboo leaves are all green!"
"The autumn sound of wild geese is chilling!"
"Master Envoy has come up with so many first couplets, why don't you come up with one?"
"yes!"
"Someone come and get the writing brush"
The empress waved her hand and asked the eunuch to bring the writing brush, ink, paper and inkstone. Just as the eunuch was about to pour water to grind the ink, a charming and seductive voice came to his ears: "Put it aside, this princess will grind the ink."
A beautiful scenery came slowly, with a graceful figure and charming manner, swaying her plump and lustful body, and walked to Lu Yun's side.
Smelling the faint fragrance, looking at the beauty's tall figure, full and towering breasts, rosy and delicate red lips, and fair and tender skin, she is a natural beauty.
"Please!"
A lazy and charming voice sounded in his ears. Lu Yun turned his head slightly and looked at the faintly visible snow-white cleavage on her chest. He couldn't help but imagine how ecstatic it would be to have sex with this woman.
Faced with such a sexy beauty, Lu Yun quickly had a man's primitive reaction, and his penis became hard and pressed against his pants.
Di Luoxi noticed that Lu Yun was acting strange, and she gave him a charming and foolish smile. She glanced at the bulging crotch, and a blush suddenly appeared on her fair jade-like cheeks.
She couldn't help but think of the time when this big thing pressed against the delicate part of her legs.
Di Luoxi twisted her body, eager to have the penis inserted into her vagina and have crazy intercourse with her.
She felt the vagina under her skirt begin to create liquid.
"Thank you, Princess!"
Lu Yun swallowed, picked up the brush and wrote on the rice paper: The sea water falls day after day!
"Okay, I've finished writing! Please write the second line of the couplet."
As soon as Lu Yun finished speaking, the rice paper in front of him was snatched away by the court official.
"The sea is rising, rising, falling!"
The white-haired Minister of Revenue read out.
"No, you read it wrong. It should be 'the sea water falls day by day, day by day!'"
One minister retorted.
"You are all wrong. It should be: The sea falls day by day, day by day, day by day!"
The ministers who received the rice paper looked at the words on it and started arguing for a while.
"Stop arguing!"
Prime Minister Chen Zhiqing stepped forward and said, "What you said is all right, but not entirely correct. There are three ways to read this first couplet: The sea water rises day by day and falls day by day; the sea water rises day by day and falls day by day; the sea water rises day by day and falls day by day!"
"This first couplet has three variations, and the sentences are smooth. It is really unheard of and unseen!"
This...how is this possible?
In an instant, it seemed as if there was no living person in the hall, not even the sound of heartbeats and breathing.
After a long while, the Minister of Revenue excitedly said loudly: "Absolutely, absolutely! Absolutely for all eternity!"
His voice startled everyone present, and the officials of Da Xia looked at Lu Yun with excitement and even admiration.
On the other side, the Tatar envoys turned pale. Even though their cultural level was not as profound as that of the officials of the Great Xia Dynasty, they could see the uniqueness of this couplet.
And Yu Shinan, who was so smug just now, at this moment, felt cold all over, as if his body and mind were frozen. Three changes, and the sentences are fluent.
Finished!
The competition is over!
He, Yu Shinan, is finished!
The Tatar prince Fan Tong, who had just been showing off his might, turned pale and muttered to himself:
"how so?"
"This…this…what the hell is going on?"
"This little eunuch actually..."
"Please ask for your advice, Lord Yu!"
Lu Yun bowed and said.
"puff..."
A mouthful of blood spurted out of Yu Shinan's mouth, and Yu Shinan fainted immediately.
"Ha ha..."
"Is this the so-called Tatar scholar? He vomited blood when he couldn't make up his mind."
"Prince of Tartar, you great scholars are no match for me! You can't even defeat a little eunuch from our Great Xia!"
…
The officials of the Great Xia court laughed and said sarcastically.
"Drag him out!"
Prince Fan Tong's face turned pale and red with anger.
It turns out to be the reincarnation of a banished immortal!
The empress's pretty face was full of smiles. She nodded and said to the Tatar prince with a smile: "I wonder if Your Highness can come up with the next couplet? Otherwise, Great Xia will win!"
"We, the Tatars, lost this round! But... if you, the Great Xia Kingdom, can't come up with the second couplet, we, the Tatars, can't be considered to have lost. We can only say that you, the Great Xia, are too insidious and came up with a first couplet that no one can come up with to humiliate us, the Tatars. Then we, the Tatars, will go to war with the Great Xia Kingdom!"
Prince Fan Tong's face was stiff. He bowed to the empress and spoke in a cold tone at the end.
"Shameless, you Tatars are playing rogue and can't afford to lose!"
"If you are not as skilled as others, you resort to brute force. You are indeed a barbarian..."
…
The ministers of Daxia were all furious and in chaos. They had finally won a game against the opponent. Even if they lost the third game and Yanmen Pass belonged to the Tatars, they would still have the face to face the people of the world.
It's not that we are useless, but that our opponents are too strong!
"snort!"
Facing the scolding from the ministers of Daxia, Prince Fan Tong sneered, put his hands behind his back, and said indifferently: "Emperor of Daxia, anyway, if you Daxia can't come up with the second couplet, there is no need to continue this competition. I will go back and report to my father and lead a million troops to defeat you Daxia!"
"You want to make a couplet, how difficult is that?"
Lu Yun chuckled and said, "I'll give it to you!"
"Shut up! This is not something you can interfere with!"
"You just happened to get a couplet that has been passed down through the ages. You are just lucky. How can you be so arrogant?"
The court officials who had just directed their criticism at the Tatar Kingdom immediately shifted their target to Lu Yun.
"Shut up!"
The empress slammed the table.
"Your Majesty, please forgive me!"
The ministers immediately fell to their knees.
The empress took a deep breath, stared at Lu Yun, and said, "Xiao Yunzi, come up with the second line!"
"I obey your command!"
Lu Yun stepped forward and said to the Tatar prince with a smile: "Listen carefully, my second line is: floating clouds grow long, ...
As Lu Yun finished speaking, all the officials of Daxia and the Tatar envoys present widened their eyes and stood there stupidly like sculptures!
The group included the Tatar prince Fan Tong, the Empress Dowager Sima Manying, and Chen Zhiqing.
This little eunuch was so knowledgeable. I originally thought that he was lucky to copy the first couplet from the ancient book, but I didn't expect that he could actually come up with the second couplet.
And it's so neat!
Like a dream.
Such a result is not only unexpected, it is simply shocking!
"I wonder if His Highness is satisfied with my eunuch second sentence!"
After a while, the empress spoke slowly.
The Tatar prince took a deep breath, looked at Lu Yun seriously, and said, "Daxia is indeed a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery. A little eunuch can have such literary talent. I am convinced!"
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