Prologue
Welp. Here I am.
It's been fucking ages since I woke up in this shithole of a room.
It's dark, humid, cold and I have jack shit to do...
Why the fuck did I even have to get to know that fucking god of who-knows-what... Who the fuck even is he... "Hey look at me I'm god, you isekai, hur dur~." Asshole... Couldn't he just let me fucking die?
And what the actual fuck is this shit in front of me? A fucking gerblin? Why the fuck does this shithole only have a single fucking goblin... What the fuck am I supposed to do with it.
<< Goblin A is a monster belonging to this dungeon, its purpose is to defend the dungeon-core and deter intruders from gaining access to the core room. >>
OH?! REALLY?! THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT!
<< You are welcome Core >>
God... Not even the fucking system is useful... Next time tell me something I don't know, idiot.
<< System directive updated, will no longer notify about previously acknowledged intel. >>
Thank you!
Holy shit... I can't even think to myself without this fricking system interfering... Do you even know what privacy is?
<< Yes Core, I do know what the noun Privacy stands for. >>
IT WAS A RETHORICAL QUESTION! For fucks sake can this shit even get any worse.
< *PEEEEEEEM* *PEEEEEEM* *PEEEEEEM* >
Now what the fucking heck is that alarm for?
<< Intruders have been spotted around the entrance of the Dungeon, Core. >>
Fuck me, and for fucks sake stop calling me "Core", It's freaking me out.
<< How would you like to prefer being called? >>
Oh hell, here we go again, call me Master or something.
<< Core is not Master, permission denied. >>
And who the fuck is the master?
<< Currently Dungeon Phi has no master, do you accept Gerlingdor as the Dungeon-Master? >>
Who the fuck even is Gerlingdor?
<< Gerlingdor is the sole monster in this dungeon. >>
LIKE HELL I'LL HAVE A GOBLIN BE MY MASTER YOU PIECE OF TRASH!
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