章節 128: An Ancient Beast(2)
KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
A tremendous force blasted onto the dragon's chest, the attack was so powerful that it bypassed the dragon's defense, resulting in a great injury.
Once it made impact onto his chest, the dark scales ripped apart to expose his flesh. The Dragon was alarmed and it shot hundreds of meters back, looking at Vanoss who was inside the cannon in shock as he did not expect that he managed to activate the weapon that has the power to destroy a world. Fortunately, his domain has a special ability of withstanding world-busting attacks like the BFG-10000, that's why everything around them seemed to be still intact after the BFG was blasted.
Moreover, after being blasted by the weapon, his injuries were severed, his chest has a large hole in it, his heart was completely destroyed by the result of the BFG, and his exposed flesh was burnt badly, which made those injuries enough to kill him there. However...
[Good thing I'm a Spiritual Lifeform that can be killed if their souls will be destroyed.] The Dragon sighed in relief as the hole in his chest suddenly started to regenerate at a visible rate and recovered him in seconds. However, his emotions or ego didn't seem to recover as what made him feel fierce is that some mere lower lifeform was able to injure him, and could kill him if not for his special traits, it feels so embarrassing for him.
A Catastrophic Dragon Emperor, the ruler, the creator, and the Final Boss of the Tower Dungeon, injured and nearly get slain by a mere Rank 4 Owl Beastmen?
[Hell no, not like this! This is unacceptable!]
Enraged, the Dragon was forced to kill the person by using a majority of his power.
[ROOOAAARRRRRR!!!!!]
BOOOOOMMM!
Spreading his wings into the air, a powerful aura burst out of the dragon's body, the aura was so massive that it could fit this entire place without a problem, enveloping everything in a colorful glow.
Every part of the dungeon shook. Countless of magical beast and monsters from land, plants, marine creatures, even the adventurers present began to feel panic and confusion.
"AHHHHH!"
Any sentient beings, from the weakest magical beast, including the Adventurers who can't bear this sudden magical attack collapsed to the ground and disintegrated into particles and dissipate in the air. It also sends everything flying but Vanoss seems to stand in place, which surprises the Dragon greatly, it would've obliterated Vanoss entirely but he still stands. And Vanoss was not the only thing to worry about, if not for the tower dungeon's special ability or the Dragon lost most of its power to 1% left after creating this dungeon, he would've destroyed the dungeon entirely.
"Really? Attempting to go Dragon Ball me to death? And... haha, when I mentioned it, I didn't get to see your Dragon balls, wonder what it is like."
[WHY YOU MORTAL!] An angered voice was released from the dragon, and the aura turned darker and became more dense. If not for Vanoss' anomalous ability to survive his soul destroying aura, Vanoss would've... you know, pulverized his soul.
[I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF A TRUE DRAGO-OOHHHHHH]
"Yeah, yeah." Vanoss seemed to have enough for what he had to say with those cliche words, and so, he brought out a Gravity gun, aimed at him which the Dragon immediately froze by the device that Vanoss was holding before starting spinning him around, gaining more and more momentum.
[W-WAIT! STOP... STOP, I'M GONNA...! I YIELD! I YIELLLD!!!]
*barf*
To Vanoss' surprise, the Dragon threw up from the spinning, part of the vomit nearly landed on Vanoss' feet, he was utterly disgusted so he deactivated the Gravity Gun, sending the dragon crashing back hundreds of meters away, into the wall where they originally started.
Being a Spiritual Lifeform like the Dragon, even if he gets decapitated or got his body into complete obliteration, he will still be alive, making him immortal. However, Spiritual Lifeform or not, he couldn't defend himself against motion sickness.
"Ugh, so even dragons can barf, huh? Well, that's one mystery solved..." Vanoss quietly muttered to himself.
The Dragon dashed out of the wall looking absolutely unharmed. But to Vanoss' confusion, the dense aura from the Dragon seemed to be calmer rather than the rage and humiliation earlier.
[HAHAHAHA, WELL DONE MORTAL, YOU PASS MY TEST!] he boldly stated.
"..." Vanoss could look at the dragon weirdly. Did he flip a switch? He was angry a second ago, since when did he change his mood? Wait, Vanoss thought of it for a brief moment until he figure out something, "Hey, don't try to pretend to be tough now, when you were on the verge of tears just a few seconds ago."
'Damn it! He saw through me!' The Dragon loudly shouted mentally.
[*cough* cough*, as I was saying... REJOICE! YOU HAVE BESTED ME, WARRIOR! FOR I AM NOW AT YOUR SERVICE AND HAVE DEEMED YOU WORTHY OF BEING MY MASTER!] he proudly said.
"Not interested."
'Eh?' he thought.
[No no, you didn't even take a moment to think about it. Me, a dragon emperor, is offering to be your discipl-...HEY DON'T WALK AWAY!]
Vanoss boredly sighed and asked, "And why the hell would I want to have a disciple?" he said, as he stopped walking.
[Well for one, I'm a True Dragon! The highest among all the Dragon race.] he said proudly.
*Silence*
"...and?"
[And what?] The Dragon asked with a confused look on his face.
"Goodbye." Vanoss waved him goodbye and once again began walking away.
[WAIT! PLEASE WAIT!]
Halting his steps, Vanoss heaved a deep sigh, "Just be honest, what do you want?"
[The truth is…] he hesitated, looking down as he twirls both of his index fingers in embarrassment. [I'm actually kinda bored of being here, and was thinking of going to the outside world in the hopes of finding someone who could beat me who I could call master. And... sorry I was a bit mad earlier because being defeated by a lower being is kinda irritated and seems like my ego that I thought I got rid of seemed to come back, but it's a fair loss anyway.]
"Uhhhhh, goddamn it..." Evan sighed again, and to the Dragon's sorrow, he began walking away again, but...
"If you want to join, just don't call me master."
The Dragon's eyes lit up as he picked up his treasure and followed after Vanoss.
"This is a good opportunity, it should be about
time..." Vanoss muttered to himself.
"OY, LIZARD!" he called.
[My name is not lizard! It's Tsaindeidamia!]
"...The what?"
[Tsaindeidamia Vaisyon Xâš Vritras!] he snapped back.
"...Okay, whatever that Spanish thing you said there, Lizard, and I had no time to buy Chimichangas or Tacos, so no. Anyway..."
Glancing around, Vanoss could see gold coins and magical items everywhere. While they seemed valuable enough to cause wars, Vanoss doesn't seem interested in them.
"Seriously, do you have something else beside that cannon from the Doom game? I'd rather pick something that packs up shi-... wait a minute."
Squinting his eyes, Vanoss caught something in his sight. Picking up the object, he looks at it and lets out a surprise look.
"Why do you have an original Ecto Cooler juice box from 1989?"
[I think that's what you think. And my domain keeps it from expiring.] He stated.
"Nice! Give me 20 bucks for it."
The Dragon chuckled, [Nice try. How can it compare to the quadrillion gold coins and millions of valuable magical items that could cause a world war around you?]
"Good point." Vanoss stood up and continued to look around. "Jesus, just how many do you have down here?"
Just then, his eyes caught something that caught his interest in the midst of more gold coins and valuable magical items. As he lays his eyes on the items, he shoves the magical items and treasures out of the way and sees multiple items that seemed to come from earth, such as a video tape, a Donald Duck lunch box, a VR headset, a Technoblade plushie, and many more.
"Cha ching! Small soldiers spin-pops!" Vanoss excitedly said as he picked four action figures of several icon characters with a lollipop on the top.
[Don't tell anybody about it! Those things are so sweet! They are like the pussy of food.]
"Hahaha! Lizard please, don't steal my green idiot friend's phrase. And also, I'm not an idiot." Vanoss said, placing the lollipops in his pocket before catching his eyes on something. "Hey, why do you have Future's self-titled album by Vinyl?
[That? Oh, I absolutely love that thing. It gives music that I want to listen to for a thousand years until my family dies. And in fact, the person that gave me said something located in the bottom left.]
Looking at it closer, Vanoss' eyes widened, "Oh shit, he signed it!"
[No, a bit closer.]
Furrowing his brows, Vanoss slid his finger on the album before licking it, and his eyes widened even more, "He signed it in Molly and Percocets!? I'm gonna make a fortune out of this when I sell all this collectible shit on Ebay for a few decades down the road! Where the hell did you get all this stuff!?" he asked.
[One guy wants to marry my daughter, so I made a bet on him by battling with each other. I get all this by defeating him many times until he gets his first win.]
'So that guy might be from the same earth as us and that Oum guy.' Vanoss thought.
"Hahahaha! Wait, you bet on your own daughter for hundreds of these?" Vanoss again asked.
[Indeed I did!]
"You are a damn savage, Lizard!"
[So you are convinced to let me come with you?]
"Fuck yeah! But before we leave you should change your appearance. That will be troublesome for me if a hundred meter tall lizard came back into the city with me." Vanoss advised, because knowing human nature, he is sure that humans wouldn't welcome a massive dragon with their arms out and a smile on their faces. "I can't just bring a dragon into the human city."
[Very well.] The Dragon agreed as he thought for a bit.
At that moment, the dragon started releasing a white glowing light from his body once again before his body rapidly shrunk inside.
"Hm?"
Until it reaches six feet in height, from that glowing light, a humanoid figure came out as if it was there this entire time.
"?"
The light finally disappeared and now Vanoss could see better.
And what he saw in front of him was... a woman?
A beautiful woman of course, with jet black hair, crimson red eyes and scarlett dress which were fitting for her. She had the looks of a 30 years old woman with a mature body. Her breasts were too big and her body was curved that made her like a porn model in the MILF category.
"Is this okay?" The Dragon, who turned out to be a woman, asked, instead of her rather deep and menacing voice, it was a mature voice that could turned on people of both genders.
"..."
"What's that silence?"
"...You're a woman?"
As if feeling offended, the Dragon that turned out to be a woman frowned, "Is that the first thing you asked? Of course I'm a woman! Why are you asking such a stupid question?"
"Ah sorry, you know in my home, these days so many biological male lunatics keep dressing as one, and the definition of woman is hard to answer. Like that black comedian Dave Chappelle said, "A man in a woman dress and make up is like a white man gets a black face.""
"...I have no idea what you are talking about. But the mention of a man dressing as a woman is the most absurd thing I ever heard."
"Exactly! Anyway, enough with that shit, turn back to your dragon but a bit smaller because I changed my mind, because my dirty mind keeps telling me to call you mommy."
"Excuse me!?"
"I mean... just do it."
Shaking her head of forgetting what Vanoss had said, her body glowed once more, and in the next couple of seconds, her body morphed back to her Dragon form, but a lot smaller than the previous, about slightly bigger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
"Now is this enough?"
"Perfect, now that discussion is over, let's bounce out of here! I'm tired of seeing too many shiny shit around here, its damn annoying as hell." Vanoss complained, covering his eyes sometimes from the countless gold coins and shiny objects in their surroundings. Tapping his foot on the ground, Vanoss creates a small crater beneath him as he propels himself off the ground and onto the back of Vritras' neck.
"Take off!"
"As you wish, partner. Hang on tight!" Vritras spread her wings as wide as she could before flapping them once and instantly taking off, flying for the first time in over a thousand years.
"Time to go make my debut!" Said Vanoss, as they flew off and out into the dungeons.
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