章節 26: Max's New Oven
As expected by Martin, when Leonard got up to drink water at seven o'clock on Saturday morning, he found a young man calling himself "Reed Parker" sitting at the table in his apartment eating breakfast.
In this regard, Martin, who also got up early to go out to exercise, was not too surprised, and even greeted friendlyly when passing by: "Good morning, man!"
Not at all friendly like the New Yorkers who are accustomed to indifference and ignorance.
By the time Martin's movement came back, Reed Parker was already performing in front of Penny in her pajamas.
"...The world is so unfair! Why did I suffer such a cruel fate when I was young? I was expelled from a military base in New Guinea, thinking that the priests at the base in Hawaii would save me like a god, but... .... Oh! That was an unbearable memory of mine, and that's when I could only rely on marijuana to numb my own nerves..."
Leonard was stunned.
Penny looked sympathetic and pitiful.
Martin doesn't think this guy's opera arias are as professional as his own!
Sheldon quietly ran behind the guy: "You're just a middle child, your parents' ignorance is the reason for your drug addiction, please act according to the character settings I wrote!"
In the general perception in the United States, middle-aged children in average families are more likely to be rebellious and restless, and like to use outrageous behavior to attract the attention of their parents.
The guy now called Reed Park turned around and whispered, "Come on, are you sure we're going to follow Universal Psychology?"
Sheldon peeped and whispered: "Please note that these are based on strong research. Professor Bourbon has even followed and observed this for 30 years, with strict double-blind control experimental data!"
After chatting for a while, Reed Parker turned around quickly and shrank into a small person: "I know that my escape from the drug rehab center disappointed you, but I really can't stand the cold wooden bed and the prison-like behavior there. The little window..."
Well, the negotiation failed.
But even though the guy didn't play according to Sheldon's script, the kind Penny was fooled and even willing to let the guy lean on his shoulders wearing only suspenders while watching TV.
Seeing this guy quietly showing a "big profit" expression, Leonard almost went crazy!
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It was another Monday, and Martin drove his Porsche to the office building where the firm was located, just in time to meet Harvey Spector getting out of a stretched luxury Lincoln.
Unlike Martin, who drives by himself, Harvey feels that lawyers need to think all the time. Driving by himself is a waste of time, so he spent money on a long-term luxury car for his own travel.
It's expensive, but it's really easy.
"Tough Monday, huh?" As a junior in the firm, Martin chose to take the initiative to speak.
Harvey rarely missed a smile: "From the perspective of income, this is the most valuable day of the week."
"Working on a big case?" Martin heard a clue.
After walking into the office building and showing their badges, the two stopped in front of the elevator: "Someone wants to acquire Luo Weici's communication and communication patent..."
Martin tilted his head: "It seems that you can buy that Tesla soon..."
Many people don't know that Tesla also produced many niche handcrafted sports cars before making electric cars.
Just like Richard Mille in the watch, although young, but the force is quite high!
Harvey pouted noncommittally: "To be honest, I want to thank you for waking up my somewhat stupid assistant who was cheated by Louis Little."
"I remember you recruited him into the firm because he was smart enough."
The elevator door opened, and the two entered the elevator, only to find a circle of female white-collar workers with scheming around them.
The few male white-collar workers who were waiting for the elevator together just didn't squeeze into the elevator at all.
No way, Harvey was handsome enough, Martin didn't give in too much, not to mention that the two of them, a middle-aged and a young man, standing together could kill all females from sixteen to fifty.
Even if you are under the age of 16, it is a minor, it is illegal!
The two looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.
On the eighteenth floor, Martin and Harvey went back to their office separately, but on the way they met Max Black who came to deliver the cake.
"Hi!" Martin was a little surprised: "I have to say that I am very happy to see you here."
"One hundred and fifty cakes have been placed in the pantry!" Max was also very happy: "You are the first man who allowed me to shorten my sleep time without having to go to bed!"
"My pleasure." Martin looked left and right. "Is Caroline still refusing to be in Manhattan?"
"Obviously." Max made a helpless gesture.
Martin had no choice but to change the subject: "How does it feel to deliver on the first day?"
Max made a tired look: "You know, I only slept three hours this morning, and I'll be babysitting later...hope I don't add the pick-me-up marijuana to two In the baby's milk powder..."
"Need help?" Martin frowned, feeling that she was not in a good state.
Max shook his head: "Don't worry, I've quit my part-time job at noon, and I'll go back to sleep after taking care of the children... It's just that the oven is a little small now, maybe we can save money in two months. Enough money for one..."
oven?
Martin had an idea.
"Maybe I know what to give you for Thanksgiving." Martin smiled and said, "If you insist on this at noon, at least let the workers help you install the new oven, otherwise I don't think you two girls can handle this. thing..."
"Are you kidding me!" Max yelled in surprise in the office hallway. "No! Martin! You can't do that, I can't pay for a new oven right now!"
Martin shook his head nonchalantly: "A midnight meal in a Williamsburg restaurant that is clean and hygienic is good, after all, you're the only one in the restaurant who can make Oleg wash his hands and deodorize..."
"Damn it! Am I finally going to get corrupted for money?"
Max laughed and joked, then shook his head: "Martin, we are friends, you don't need to do this..."
"A friend and a business partner, remember I was your legal advisor?"
Martin persuaded patiently: "Listen, a brand new set of cake baking equipment, in exchange for a 1% share of Max's homemade delicious cake business, the ownership and proceeds of these shares will be invested in a charitable fund called hope, How about it?"
Max still refused to accept Martin's kindness and kept rejecting it.
Martin shook his head hilariously: "Do you know Facebook? I remember Li Han was playing with this, and he circled me in twenty-five photos last time, you know, it made me a little... embarrassed. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"
Although Facebook in 2007 has not yet expanded to the level of the No. 1 social platform in the previous life, at least it has gradually become popular in North America. Many young people and college students regard Facebook as the first choice for self-show and appointment running.
For example, Howard, who has been defeated and fought repeatedly...
"Of course, I haven't graduated from high school yet!" Max naturally showed off his education.
"Ok! You are very young!" Martin pushed his hand and explained patiently: "The founder of Facebook is my client. I persuaded him to start Facebook, and he also has 1% of the shares in the charity fund. face, just like the conditions I gave you..."
Max was even more excited, and his voice was three octaves higher than before: "What did you say? You are actually a shareholder of Facebook?"
Then he held Martin's hand tightly: "Can you ask Beyonce and Britney to add me as friends?"
"This is a bit difficult, after all, even Zuckerberg will not actively participate in the establishment of user friendships..."
Martin pretended to be difficult to explain.
After a while, Max finally accepted the fact that his roommate's runner was a big guy.
"...it's not a handout, it's the upfront investment and perks that I deserve as a customer, and if you get a new oven, you get an extra hour of sleep every morning, no?"
Martin finally made Max accept his good intentions.
"Ok! But I choose the oven myself. After all, I don't know which oven is the best for me just looking at your shiny look..."
Martin smiled: "Everything is up to you. As an investor, I am only responsible for signing checks..."
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