章節 108: Chapter 107: Negative Reviews
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The next day, warm sunlight streamed into the room as Lin Feng gradually woke up.
Feeling refreshed, he recalled having a delightful dream about experiencing endless pleasure with Eula!
Suddenly, he sensed something heavy on top of him and immediately looked down.
For a moment, Lin Feng thought he was still dreaming, rubbing his eyes vigorously.
However, his movement startled Eula awake!
"Umm..." Eula slowly opened her eyes, gazing at Lin Feng with a dazed yet adorable expression.
As Lin Feng blinked, his heart nearly skipped a beat. Could it be that last night wasn't just a dream? Was everything real, including what happened between himself and Eula...
Eula calmly sat up, revealing her flawless, perfect body instantly before him. She picked up her clothes from the floor and began dressing herself leisurely right in front of Lin Feng.
Noticing dried blood on her legs, he wondered if she had been injured somewhere.
Lin Feng was utterly stunned, wondering what had happened and why Eula looked so solemn. Did he inadvertently do something to her last night?
"Sorry, it's all my fault. Blame me for getting drunk..." Assuming his actions were to blame, Lin Feng immediately turned towards Eula with a remorseful expression, filled with sincere regret.
With a sudden giggle, Eula glanced at Lin Feng and burst out laughing.
"I know exactly what I've done; I've taken my revenge on you. Now, tainted by the Lawrence Clan's bloodline, you too shall be considered a Sinner!" Eula proudly lifted her head as she declared this.
"Hmm..." Initially taken aback, Lin Feng then chuckled, "So...you actually defiled me? That makes you my wife now!"
"Mm-hmm..." With a slight blush, Eula nodded gently under Lin Feng's surprised gaze.
Hearing Eula's response, Lin Feng quickly sat up. However, realizing he was still naked, he hastily covered himself...
Eula glanced at Lin Feng and then chuckled softly, as if teasing him.
Seeing her reaction, Lin Feng promptly released his grip, rushed over, and planted a kiss on Eula's cheek. "Hmph, don't think you can tease me now. You're my wife from this moment on, hehe..."
Lin Feng seemed eager to replicate last night's intimate encounter, but Eula quickly stopped him, shaking her head with a blush.
Reluctantly, Lin Feng backed off but whispered into Eula's ear, "Just wait till tonight; I won't take no for an answer. And remember, I want our lineage to continue through your bloodline!"
Blushing deeply, Eula nodded and walked towards the kitchen, her steps slightly unsteady, perhaps indicating a sore leg...
Lying on the sofa, Lin Feng's mind was filled with thoughts of Eula, a content smile spreading across his face. As memories of their dreamy night flashed through his mind, he eagerly anticipated making those moments reality once again that evening.
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"Ah... Why is there just paper inside?" Paimon observed Hu Tao filling the Luxurious Treasure Chest with funeral money, feeling alarmed.
"What do you mean by 'just paper'? This is our Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's new product, called funeral money! Xhehe!" Hu Tao chuckled and proceeded to explain at length to Lumine and Paimon.
Lumine's eyes widened, her mouth slightly agape, displaying clear astonishment. Although she didn't fully grasp it, she was undeniably taken aback.
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"Motherfucker! This damn worthless paper again? I wouldn't even use it to wipe my ass!" Seeing the funeral money inside the Luxurious Treasure Chest, the Treasure Hoarders erupted with fury.
"No way, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor has gone too far this time; they'll soon learn the might of our Treasure Hoarder clan!" The leader exclaimed before pulling out his phone and placing an order for Wangsheng coffins.
"Boss, what are you doing? Are you preparing your own affairs?" One of the nearby thieves questioned him.
"You fool! The boss is planning to 'take care' of those Wangsheng people when they deliver the coffins!" Another thief promptly scolded him.
Lines appeared on the Treasure Hoarder leader's forehead as he smacked both of them, angrily saying, "Idiots, idiots! What kind of era do we live in now? Always thinking about such things. We're a renowned group, well-known throughout the Teyvat Continent—how could we stoop to such low tactics!"
The two thieves scratched their heads, looking dejected, and asked, "So Boss, what exactly are you planning?"
"This is called corporate warfare. Once I place an order, I'll give her terrible reviews, forcing Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to shut down. With Nourishing Hall already closed, who else would sell funeral money then?" The Treasure Hoarder leader flicked his hair confidently, acting like a business genius.
"Boss, you're amazing! Let's join in too!" The two underlings agreed enthusiastically, not forgetting to rally the other thieves.
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"Wow, what a huge order! Ha ha..." Hearing her phone buzz with notifications, Hu Tao burst out laughing.
"C'mon, let's go—I'll treat you!" Hu Tao grabbed Lumine and headed straight for Wanmin Restaurant.
"Hee hee, Director Hu Tao is the best!"
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"The first live stream by Yun Jin, the renowned actress! Can't wait!"
"Too bad; it's already packed with people at the venue!"
"I heard today's play is called 'The Divine Damsel of Devastation.' Apparently, it's based on a true story adapted by Yun herself..."
In the frame, Yun Jin's back faced the camera as she slowly walked towards its center from one side. With graceful movements, she extended her hand forward, glanced over her shoulder, and began to sing softly:
"Lament—of the broken autumn goose,
Forever parted, never whole;
A fool's vain grievance, frenzied madness—
All due to vile sacrifices sealed in doom.
Had not the swordswoman intervened, all souls would be doomed...
..."
As Yun Jin sang, Shenhe gracefully entered the scene, adorned in a flowing long dress. In sync with Yun Jin's lyrics, she began performing slow, deliberate movements.
"Oh my gosh, that voice—it's absolutely mesmerizing!"
"My tears won't stop; that little girl is truly so pitiful!"
"You're right, the one behind her, playing the girl from the play - she looks just like an Adepti."
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As "The Divine Damsel of Devastation" gained popularity, the live streaming industry experienced rapid growth. Storytellers and bards alike joined the fray, further stimulating viewers to shower them with virtual gifts. For Lin Feng, it meant simply reaping the rewards while sitting back.
Now, he could effortlessly rake in the money.
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"How could there be so many negative reviews? Who's behind this!" Hu Tao glared at her phone, her eyes nearly sparking with fury as she saw the flood of unfavorable comments.
"The coffin quality is terrible! It started rotting within days of lying inside!"
"Uneven bottom, completely ruining my body - extremely uncomfortable!"
"Pitch black and utterly suffocating, thumbs down!"
"What a horrendous coffin! After just one day, it was unbearable; I had to escape..."
Reading these reviews during daylight hours sent chills up some people's spines. Was this a funeral parlor or a ghost discussion forum?!
Hu Tao's Wangsheng Funeral Parlor originally boasted a perfect 10-star rating. However, due to the influx of negative reviews, its score plummeted to slightly above six stars.
"Hu Tao doesn't take such insults lightly, and neither does Wangsheng Funeral Parlor get tarnished easily!" Hu Tao knew well the quality of her own coffins; after all, she had personally tested almost every single one at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor!
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