“No, I didn’t know Josephine Baker, Frieda Kahlo and Bessie Smith were bisexual.”
“No, I don’t mind watching The Watermelon Womanfor the fifth time.”
“Yes, I think Go Fishis a far better film than Bar Girls.”
“Yes, you look really cute in that Lesbian-Already Perfect T-shirt you got from White Rabbit.”
This amassing of knowledge continued until Linda pulled me aside and told me there was no exam I needed to pass to love women.