章節 32: Chapter 32: Getting High As Fuck!
My body shot up and I started looking around, I was still in the dimensional gap I was on a giant floating rock.
Great Red:"Yo kid ya beat me good" Great Red was sitting down with a smile on his face.
Issei:" Yo guess I'm now the strongest in this universe."
Great Red:"Yeah you are kid....Or should I call you bro from now on?"
Issei:"You do you man. By the way, why didn't you use your power to control
dream to create a reality where I lost to you?"
Great Red:"Never felt like it, I don't like changing the world to my will man! I like being free! That's why I'm here in the dimensional gap I can just fly around without a worry in the world. Why would I take away other people's option to be free."
Issei:"I like you...no homo!"
Great Red:"Your not bad yourself Bro!"
Issei:"Wanna hit a blunt." I took out some personally grown weed rolled up in a blunt, the weeds in this blunt doesn't exist in this timeline. I added Ygddrasil leaf, Dragonic Impact Weed, Sky Slaying God weed and Dying will Ultimate weed. I even genetically altered some weed that I grew.
Great Red:"Hell yeah light that baby up!"
(Cue: 'Just don't worry about a thing' by Bob Marley)(AN/:Trust me it will fit this scene)
-A few minutes later-
Issei:"And the guy turned himself into pickle, he called himself Pickle Rick, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen!"
Great Red:"Hahahahahaha! Holy shit!"
Bahamut:"Can you pass the blunt already, I want a puff!" Great Red gave Bahamut the spliff. to which I he took a huge puff.
Issei:"Hey man don't take such a big puff it's hard to grow those at it is!" he pass me the blunt and I took a puff!"
Great:"Hey hey hey hey Bro wanna smear shit all over Grigori!" Bahamut and I looked at then at each other then him.
Issei/Bahamut:" Let's do it!"
-Grigori-
???:"Governor!"
Azazel:"What is it I'm busy ya know?" 'Can't a man look at his porn in peace!'
???:"Sir someone smeared shit all over our headquarters!"
Azazel:"What?" Azazel got up and walked out side, when a foul scent assaulted his nose.
Azazel:"WHAT THE HELL!" All the building were covered in shit.
-Dimensional Gap-
Issei/Great Red/Bahamut:"BAHAHAHAHA!!!" We started laughing at a video magic circle, I placed in Grigori.
Issei:"Pass the blunt Bahamut!" He pass the blunt and I took another puff.
Issei:"Why stop here let's hit up every faction!"
Great Red:"Hell yeah let's go brother!" and so we hit every faction, after starting with Heaven, then the devils and so on and so forth. The youkai's had the most funniest reaction most of them had a great sense of smell so it was even more painful. And no one could find us, used some concealing runes with the knowledge of the God of Bible no one can find us, plus some illusions to trick their sight and smell.
Issei:"I should be heading home now."
Great Red:"See ya man I'm gonna do a bunch of tricks later!" he transformed into his dragon form and flew off.
Issei:"Let's go home guys!"
Ddraig:((This I have no words for this!))
Ranna:((But gotta admit shit was funny...pun not intended!))
I checked the time it was 8:30.
Issei:"Shit I'm late for dinner!" I teleported to home and entered to see Mom and dad watching tv.
Issei:"Mom Dad sorry I'm late I was at a friend's." They both looked up.
Gorou:"It's okay, but you should pack your things, we'll be moving into an apartment for a few months, the renovation company should be here by the end of the week."
Issei:"Right."
Miki:"Your dinners on the table and don't forget to heat it up." And so that day ended.
While in my room I checked my Rewards.
[Quest Complete! Rewards-Black Leg Style Manual/Library of Heavens Path/Zoldyck Family Assassination Techniques Manual]
Issei:"Nani!"
Ddraig/Ranna:((Explain.))
Issei:"The black leg style was created by a guy named Sanji he was chef it was based off his father figure fighting style. The Zoldyck family are well a family of assassins their one of the greatest assassins in the universe the exist. The library of heavens path though that's one broken ability. It can compile any information on anything and find flaws in anything making with just a single touch. Not only that it can tell me information about anything even though my Observe can already do that the LoHP has the ability to refine techniques and make them flawless."
Ddraig:((Many would kill for this!))
Ranna:((Oh definitely!))
[Would host like to assimilate with Library of Heavens Path? -> Yes/No]
I accepted.
Issei:"Let's learn these and compile all the martial arts I currently know." After learning them I started meditating and I accessed the Library. I saw all the martial arts I currently know, I even added the Breath style.
Checking for any flaws, I found there were some in all my martial arts even my breath style. Turns I should be using it 24/7 until it becomes instinct. I got up off my bed. And started using it. Red marks came down on my forehead and started to spread to half of my body.
I looked at my hand, and I saw I could see my muscles and bones. I'll just hide the marks with an illusion while in public. I started to do a few katas.
Issei:"I should go into the digifarm." I entered the digifarm and so no one outside. They must've been sleeping.
Issei:"Well let's start." I began to go through moves. It was as if I wasn't wasting any movements no there weren't any unnecessary movements.
I then had a thought, I compiled everything I know, from smithing to Engineering, even my cook and the way I walk, talk and write. I saw through all the flaws of my techniques even my runes.
I started walking and it felt as if I was gliding off air, I threw a punch it felt smooth, the air rippled and released a huge shockwaves that blew away all the trees. There was nothing but a huge gash in the forest. But the forest then started to regenerate. It does that when it takes damage. Only way to get rid of the trees is upgrade the farm space.
Issei:"Let's try the Black Leg style." I then got into position.
Issei:"[Collier!]" as I kicked the air it felt similar to the punch and an even bigger shockwave was released. And an even bigger gash was formed.
Issei:"~Whistle!~ Dayum to think just getting rid of a few flaws."
Ddraig:((Your growth so far has been monstrous you are now my strongest host.))
Issei:"Guess so I can free you from the Boosted Gear if you want."
Ddraig:((That'd be great but I don't have a body I'd just be sent to an after life.))
Issei:"I see damn I could make you a humunculi body...but I don't know shit about sealing souls in bodies, I could do it with sacred gears I make but bodies are a diffrent subject." I know how to make humunculus I just don't however give them the ability to think they are practically brain dead, I just created them as lab rats. How'd ya think I created a cure for cancer and HIV.
Issei:"Oh yeah I also got a new title."
[Scarlet Dragon Emperor- When equipped Boosted Gear gets +1500 ATK and DEF. When in Balance Breaker +3500 ATK. When in Scarlet Emperor Mode +10,500 ATK and DEF.]
Issei:"Holy shit I can now stomp Great Red easy. But I still should work on my base stats."
Ranna:((You should go take a nap tomorrow is the day your gonna send in your manga.))
Issei:"Guess I should go now." I left an then took a nap, I also used LoHP to find the most comfortable way to sleep.
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