A/N: I know it's been a long time. Writing blocks aren't jokes, and I've been hit by one. My appologies.
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While sitting on the throne, Haru put a leg above another and looked at the roof. He thought about his achievements.
He had achieved peace while the Avatar was still trying to find a master for his firebending.
Peace, was something new to Haru since he'd been used to war life. Although it was boring, he was very satisfied with what he had.
As the emperor of the whole United Earth Kingdom now, he could live a very luxurious life however he'd see fit.
As the gigolo of the Fire Nation… well… Azula was a crazy bitch who reminded him of war more than anything.
Other than that, Haru had impregnated all of his women.
Because he had no job — except raising the next heirs for the Fire Nation inside Azula so that he could control the fire nation forever — he decided to make a project.
His project had been to create the most fearsome earthbending clan. Lavabending — metalbending — earth forces bending and dust and sandbending. Some will get an element, and the most talented would get all of them.
After all, it would be a shame to die and not pass his legacy.
Even though he'd planned to live as an immortal in the spirit world, he didn't want to leave this world without leaving anything.
Rune happened to be pregnant already and was about to deliver a healthy child. But before her, there will be Azula. He needed to be present tonight for the delivery for two reasons. First, to assure nothing will happen to them. And second, to see if Azula would change at some point.
Controlling things was harder than conquering, that's for sure.
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The years passed, and the Earth Nation flourished. With Haru as a leader, no one dared to provoke trouble during his rule time. At that time, Haru had brought up as many children as he could.
Currently, he was standing in the backyard of the castle.
Azula was sitting at the side, and a couple of kids were around her.
"Mom. We don't want to stay here."
"Yes. Yes. Father will make us train most of the time. We want to play."
"Oh come on." Azula looked at the girl and the boy. "Don't be a pussy. Besides. You're earthbenders. I can't train you to take the throne."
Haru had 7 kids with Azula in 3 years span. He'd used his earthbending to manipulate her pregnancy progress. He got a twin, a triplet, and another two kids. 4 boys and 3 girls. 2 of them were Earthbenders and the rest were firebenders.
Haru appeared behind his daughter and son. Patting them on the head, he looked at Azula and said. "They are safe here. You can leave."
Raising an eyebrow at him, she said. "Do you think I came here just to deliver the kids?"
Patting the two kids, he smiled and asked. "And then why?" though, he knew the answer.
"You have to deliver some to me."
"Tonight, my room."
"Father, do you traffic humans to the Fire Nation?" the little girl, with golden eyes and black hair, lifted her head and stared at Haru's face. "You'll deliver humans to her, or do you mean workers or slaves?"
Haru laughed slightly and just grabbed her cheek. "No. I'm going to the continent of the babies and bringing a new sibling for your mom."
"Oh…"
The other boy, with a bored expression, said. "It means that they are going to have sex."
"Who taught you that?" Haru flicked on the boy's head. "Zhao."
"Hahaha…" Azula laughed. She swept a tear, stretched her arm up, turned and said. "I'll be waiting for you, in your room."
"Don't. Suki is there. Try the next room."
"Whatever." She turned. Haru slapped her butt, sending her away, before grabbing his two kids. "You go and play with your siblings. Your training starts tomorrow."
Haru stared at the almost twenty kids, with the oldest being 11 years old and the youngest being five.
They were playing with the metal and the lava. Explaining bending to kids was way easier through hypnosis.
Lavabending, sandbending, metalbending and finally gravitybending. Those were the things he'd intended to teach his new raising clan. But, in the end, only one person would get to learn all of the branches.
It's dangerous to give this power to anyone from his kid. Some of them may end up becoming thirsty simps who would spread all the secrets for the taste of the pussy. That's why one would inherit all, and that's why he's to be the most talented, for the most talented wouldn't give a thing to get a taste of the honey.
What he'd learnt from his journey was that the Avatar was unreliable. They can vanish at any time, and any new tyrant can spread misery to his nation, and someone like him can suffer again.
Haru's life, with a new purpose, was very enjoyable. Lessons in the morning with his kids and sex at the end of the day. As for the middle of the day, he would spend it observing his Empire.
After Bumi's passed away, Haru hadn't found someone to amuse him as the former had died. Life had been empty without the old bastard's pranks, but he found people to fill the emptiness.
But one could only envy the mad king for his long life. Haru was still visiting Bumi's grave. Sometimes in the spirit world. The crazy man had done it somehow and went to live as a spirit with Iroh.
Other than that, Haru was satisfied with the life he had.
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