章節 1: chapter 1: Dead...
I'm... well I'm just an average guy really. Not much special or different about me.
I'm a guy from a random State in the US and a high school drop out. That's all you really have to know about me to make some pretty good guesses on me and my situation.
Other than that I'm a shut in and a bit of a pervert. As well as dead.
What, you thought I was alive. No no no, I've been dead for like idk, awhile now, And to know how I am currently dead we have to go back to earlier that same day.
So like any normal day I was spending an unhealthy amount of time on the internet. When I was clicking onto a somewhat suspicious website.
*Ping*
A bright white pop up scared the fuck outta me. It even came with its own notification sound to add to the 'oh fuck' moment I had.
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After reading it because I was curious. translation: after a few minutes of trying to get rid of the pop up and failing. I decided to finally give in and read it.
It said that it was a survey of some kind and all I had to do to get rid of it was answer 10 questions. So I click on the small blue box that said next at the bottom of the text.
QUESTION 1
DO YOU KNOW OF FAN NO HITORI
uummmm what? Did a pervert write this? I mean like come on man. Well it is on a sus adult site made for adult things in mind so maybe.
I click on the write in answer bar as thats the only choice to answer.
YES
next question please. *click*
QUESTION 2
WHAT IS HENTAI
ART
QUESTION 3
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TAG
what is with these questions? They all seem to be hentai adjacent questions. Well I guess that does make sense when you factor in the fact that I was trying to browse through a hentai manga site.
CREAMPIE
QUESTION 4
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST
Now that's a difficult question to answer. Because I like a plethora of different artists and authors that just make it difficult to answer. Assuming I narrow it down by restricting myself to just the art and not any bit of story then I still have way too many options.
Because I love Oda Non and I have a special soft spot for Zillionaire and I really like BANG-YOU's character art. I have a soft spot for abs okay. And then there's Gonza or even area14 and then I like Kyockcho too to consider.
But if I really had to give an answer I would have to say.
ENOKIDO
And the reason I give is because of one specific one they made that I've used for specific purposes an innumerable amount of times. It's essentially become my go to when I think I should be fast about it.
QUESTION 5
WHICH HAND DO YOU USE
LEFT
QUESTION 6
FULL COLOR OR BLACK AND WHITE
BLACK AND WHITE
Obviously.... like come on man.
QUESTION 7
PHYSICAL OR DIGITAL
I like physical copies better, but I mostly do my 'reading' on digital copies.
PHYSICAL
QUESTION 8
DO YOU DO IT CLOTHED OR UNCLOTHED
Now that's a difficult question to answer. Because i would rather unclothed but most of the time I'm like half clothed. So I guess technically it would be.
CLOTHED
QUESTION 9
DO YOU LIKE TO READ, OR WATCH AND LISTEN TO PORN
Is it just asking me if I like to read or watch... You could just literally turn on subtitles and then you can do all three but I guess I have to choose one.
READ
QUESTION 10
DO YOU LIKE LIFE
Right now... no, not really. Because there is almost always some dumb and crazy shit happening somewhere that I don't really like. And for some reason I'm always stumbling on to stuff like that. Whether that be through the internet or watching TV and even trying to socialize with other humans. Then there's my own personal shit that's just awful so.
NO
After I click next for the last time I suddenly can only see white and then just black. I mean like I couldn't see anything anymore, anywhere I turn my head is just nothing.
After freaking out for like half an hour I discover some things about my situation. Because it seem that my body is the only thing I can see, no matter where or how i look around. My body is this blue glowing naked thing in the middle of a seemingly void space.
Then all of a sudden.
"Hello there."
'what the fuck' I think as loud as I can while I try to flail around to turn myself enough to look at whatever spoke that sentence.
When I can finally look at it I'm just stunned. In front of me is... Just some guy
You could make the argument that he's handsome, but other then that there's not much special about him.
He's got blonde hair and blue eyes. He's white and fully clothed in a white shirt and jeans with flip flops.
Also for some reason on his body is perfect lighting... Like he's got multiple stage lights on him or something.
"Done admiring?"
My train of thought just fucking stops.
'oh yeah...'
"What the fuck is going on here!?"
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After a long silence between me and him he finally breaks it by saying.
"Your dead, man."
"...What?"
"Yeah... it's been about-" he looks at a naked wrist "two days."
"Wha- wait two days... how?"
"Well, when your in here your perception of things tend to be a little wonky" he then does a motion you could interpret as 'it can't be helped'.
"How... how did I die?"
"Well about that." he said seemingly embarrassed and looking away. Like he didn't really want to tell me but he knew the truth.
"What... You, you motherfu-"
"Hey now, there's no need to get hostile man."
"Then what am I supposed to get HUH?"
"Not that."
"wha you.... hhhheerrrmmmhhh."
"Now that your quiet let me explain some things to you okay?" He says as all I'm thinking about is how I'm gonna beat his stupid face in.
"So first things first, I'm the one who made that survey. You know the one you filled out, yeah that one. Anyway I sent that out to billions of different people just like you, perverts. Why did I do that? So that I can get someone to do a few things for me. Oh and don't be mistaken your not special or anything like that. Your quite literally the 297th person I brought in here. It's just that the others so far failed somewhere along the line so I had to dispose of them. Now that brings us to you... I liked your answers so I killed you with a quick bolt of lightning and brought you here. Are you following along so far?"
"... the only thing I can think about is the fact you said survey... as in optional. When it FUCKING WASN'T OPTIONAL!!!"
"Good... Anyway next you have to just answer a few questions then we can move on to the fun stuff. You ready?"
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