章節 41: Chapter 40
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Schemes were a common occurrence in the Shinobi world, everyone had one of them, which is why it came as no surprise when a few dozen females started to hit on me. Why did I consider this a scheme? Well, they were from Kumo, on their reputation tabs they hated me, but on the outside they were all over me, what was Kumo's plan? Probably to get a child of mine.
With this painfully obvious scheme brewing within the walls of Konoha I informed Hiruzen of the situation, who told me not to do anything… because if I killed them, Kumo would use that as an excuse to demand retribution and possibly break the peace treaty.
Do nothing… sometimes I wonder if Danzo is right and Hiruzen is a terrible leader, I mean I understand his point, I do. But to let enemy shinobi roam free within the village out of fear of starting another war… that was deplorably sad and disappointing.
So with Hiruzen's magnificent plan of doing nothing, I went to Danzo, who thank god had a plan, look I am not against beautiful women throwing themselves at me, it's exhilarating to a primal degree, but when those women are on a mission to milk me, quite literally, and they were paid to do so… Well, it stops being exhilarating and starts being creepy.
Especially when you consider the selection of women Kumo sent, from mature women aka milfs to… children barely above ten… the situation was utterly disgusting in many ways, if I had to guess they probably didn't know for sure my type of woman or my tastes and simple tried to… hit every possible fetish box.
It's safe to say I hated Kumo for this shit, and so Danzo had a plan, but just in case I also told Mito, who bitch slapped Hiruzen alongside Biwako forcing him to act, which in turn modified Danzo's plan into a more friendly one, just to avoid wars.
What was the plan? I had no idea, Danzo first plan was to brainwash the Kumo nin so that we would get classified information about their village, that plan while good would've broken the peace treaty very hard, which is why I went to the next person I knew I could trust, not that I could trust on Danzo, anywho I went to Mito, who then went to Biwako… and well, plans changed and I had no idea where we stood.
"Ok, can I know what the hell are we going to do?" I asked.
"I have discussed with Mito-sama, and my wife about what to do," Hiruzen started as Mito and Biwako grinned, why were they grinning? Something isn't right….
"You are going to marry Tsunade," Mito said and which in turn made me choke on my own saliva like a dying dog.
"Are you… and forgive me for this, but are you fucking out of your mind?" I exclaimed, "I'm fifteen years old! Tsunade is fifteen years old!"
"The moment they find out you are married they will have no other option but to go back to their village, it is as simple as that," Biwako stated in a cold tone.
"Relax," Hiruzen chuckled his cheeks still red from the bitch slapping he had received prior to this conversation, "It will be a fake marriage,"
Well that made it a bit better, "Okay…"
"A fake marriage that no one but the ones present here will know it's fake," Danzo added, "For the entire village and the outside world it will be real," and that made it worse.
"I… can I just round them up and take them to Kumo?" I offered.
"No, the moment you deliver them, the Raikage will kill them… and blame their deaths on you," Hiruzen stated, "The only way we can… avoid such thing is by marrying you to someone,"
"How, how the fuckingxactly will that avoid that development?!" I was having a meltdown, their plan so far made no sense.
"Because we will invite the Raikage and the other kage to the village," Mito grinned.
"By inviting them, we will not only ensure they get the message you are not available, but that we know they are sending whores to breed with you," Biwako added.
"Fuck me," I sighed.
"Wait till your wedding night," Mito smirked and I groaned.
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[Nick Ravenicus - POV]
First there was Ronard… then this motherfucker, and both had to marry young, what the fuck is wrong with the world. Why can't people marry at an acceptable age, I suppose humans don't follow the old Raven ways that state a Raven can only marry after their eighteen birthday.
"The world crazy is, hmmm, save our new master we must" Roda cawed.
"Can you fucking caw like a normal bird you copyright infringing motherfucker?" I cawed back.
"Suck my dick you must, for a bitch you are, hmmm yes," Roda cawed back in a challenging way.
"The fuck did you just say?!" I cawed back at him, ready to fight.
"Offended you are? A shit I don't give," Roda cawed back.
"That's it! I am ending you speech therapy needing bitch!" I cawed jumping at him.
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[Raiden Senju POV]
Well, I suppose a fake marriage isn't that bad… I don't really have to sleep with Tsunade, not that I consider her ugly, but it is morally wrong, and I refuse to dip the tip until I am eighteen years old, or my partner is eighteen years old, my age is really not a factor but the age of my partner.
Surprisingly Tsunade accepted this way too easy, in fact she seemed somewhat happy, but maybe I was imagining things… unless… no, no, Mito would not use this as a way to tie me… that cleaver bitch.
"Well I have been checked mated by an old lady," I laughed, as I wondered how Jiraiya would react to this. Perhaps he would go back to hate me?
"Raiden!" Jiraiya shouted, as he entered my house through the window like a fucking comet, "teach me senpai! Marrying so young! To such a woman! I must learn your ways!" I guess that answers how he would react.
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