章節 37: Smelly and Loud!
編輯: Henyee Translations
Qin Xi could tell that he was nervous. She took the initiative to hold his hand and squeeze it. She looked at him with a smile. "Don't worry, I got your back!"
For some reason, Han Shi was comforted by her bright smile and nodded heavily.
Han Dazhu was furious. His face was fierce-looking as he shouted loudly, "Why are you being a prick? We're just here to buy a tricycle, but you don't even let us touch it. You look down on us and even hit us. My grandson was just protecting himself. Look at you, you're howling like a pig being slaughtered."
The crowd roared with laughter.
"You're slandering me. You're the ones who can't afford it. I just asked a few questions and you started to hit me!"
The bald man rubbed his fists and said, "Let me tell you, you have to compensate me today. If you don't, I'll go to the police station."
"I might as well tell you. I have an acquaintance in the police station. If you don't compensate me, hmph…"
Han Dazhu's face darkened and he was in a rage.
Seeing the bald man's arrogant look, the corners of Qin Xi's mouth curled up into a sinister smile. "Uncle, I advise you not to do that. Otherwise, you'll regret it!"
"What the heck? I will regret it? Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Come, tell me, how are you going to make me regret?" The bald man laughed crazily.
"Since you asked, you shall receive."
Qin Xi revealed an innocent smile and went on, "Uncle, do you often feel a rumbling in your stomach? Your back is sore all the time. During the day, you feel lethargic, but as soon as the sky darkens, you feel vigorous."
"How do you know?" The bald man asked, startled.
"I know a thing or two about Chinese medicine." Qin Xi's expression suddenly became serious as she continued. "Uncle, do you know that your illness is very serious?"
"Don't you try to scare me. I'm in good health. When I went to the hospital for a checkup, the doctors said I'm perfectly fine."
The bald man's attitude was firm, but he was completely confident in what he said. This was because he was suffering from all the symptoms Qin Xi mentioned.
Qin Xi said confidently, "I knew you wouldn't believe me. Then do you dare to try? If you do it, your illness will show immediately. Do you dare to try?"
The bald man said, "Sure! Tell me what to do!"
"Press the acupoint three inches below your stomach. Yes, lower and to the left. Yes, right there."
Following Qin Xi's instructions, the bald man pressed the acupoint and asked in confusion, "Then?"
"What's the hurry? Put your hand into your clothes and place it on your stomach. Draw three circles clockwise and three circles counterclockwise," Qin Xi instructed expressionlessly.
"Remember, press hard, or it won't work!"
The bald man gritted his teeth and did as he was told. After doing it for half an hour, he did not find anything unusual with his body. He immediately flared up, "How dare you fool me?"
Qin Xi immediately pulled Han Dazhu and Han Shi back a few steps…
Just as the bald man finished shouting, his body tensed up and a loud fart came out.
This fart was smelly and loud. Those who were close to it almost passed out.
The people around him took a few steps back and looked at him in disdain.
The bald man's face was flushed red, and he was trembling with anger. His eyes were red as he pointed at Qin Xi and cursed.
In the end…
章節 38: Catch the Thief
編輯: Henyee Translations
The bald was so agitated that he could not help but let out a long fart.
This time, the sound was even louder and longer than before. Moreover, it was smelly, forcing the crowd to retreat further back.
The bald man blushed and covered his butt, wishing he could find a hole to hide in.
He pointed at Qin Xi and cursed fiercely, "You little bit*h, how dare you fool me? I'll skin you alive!"
Before he could finish, another fart exploded.
Do you remember the firecrackers that were set off during the Spring Festival? The farts were about the same as those firecrackers in terms of volume and intensity.
Even Han Shi couldn't help but mutter, "It's so loud!"
At this moment, someone shouted, "Look, on his pants… Huh, it's too disgusting!"
Everyone looked at the bald man's pants and saw that his underwear was soaked in a large pool of brown liquid. Moreover, the liquid flowed down his thigh to his heel. In this hot summer, the stench instantly permeated the surrounding area.
The bald man's face turned completely red. He couldn't stand the mocking gazes anymore. He glared at Qin Xi and the other two before running back to the shop, closing the door and locking it.
Seeing that there was nothing to see, everyone dispersed.
Although Han Dazhu was delighted, he was still worried. "Xi, do you think he will take revenge on us?"
Just now, the bald man had also said that he had an acquaintance at the police station. How could they, country bumpkins, deal with the police?
"Grandpa, don't worry. He won't be cocky for long."
Qin Xi was not afraid, but she made up her mind to build her own force. Otherwise, if a small police station in the countryside could make them on tenterhooks, what was the use of inheriting this powerful ability?
Besides, she didn't want to live in fear anymore like in her previous life.
"What do you mean?" Han Dazhu asked in confusion.
"I just read his face. He's going to jail and won't be able to get out for at least three to five years. Besides, after looking at these bicycles carefully, I don't think they are brand new. They look more like second-hand goods, so I guess those bicycles must be stolen."
Qin Xi told him what she had observed. Then, she smiled and said, "Grandpa, actually, there's no need for us to buy a new one. Let's go to the market to see if there are any second-hand ones. Tricycles are not like cars. Besides, if we really buy a new one, the villagers will definitely gossip."
Han Dazhu nodded and felt that what Qin Xi said made sense. "Alright, I'll listen to you."
The three of them pushed the bicycle back to the market.
It was past nine in the morning, the time when it was most crowded. Qin Xi and Han Shi were holding hands tightly, and Han Dazhu was pushing the bicycle behind them.
Just as Qin Xi was standing on the cloth stall and looking through the fabric, she suddenly heard a woman scream from behind. "Catch the thief!"
Han Shi, who was grabbing the corner of Qin Xi's clothes, suddenly ran off. Qin Xi was stunned for a moment before turning pale with fright. She explained to Han Dazhu before turning around to run after Han Shi.
There were so many people in the market that it was almost packed.
The thief used this to cause trouble for Han Shi. As he ran, he pushed people, causing the crowd to complain.
Han Shi dodged nimbly and chased after him. Seeing that he was unwilling to give up, the thief turned right and hid in the corner. He panted heavily and took out a dagger from his pocket.
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