章節 182: 182. not how I expected my first day
I open up my now tiny baby peepers and see what I didn't want to see. I was being held by a twat in an orange mask. "Well this is quite a stand still we are in isn't it Fourth?."
"Release my child Madara." yelled a blonde man I can only assume is Minato.
"As you wish." he strapped explosives to me and threw me that motherfucker I'm like hours old!
I'm caught by a yellow flash as the man dissappears with what I assume is kushina.
I'm flashed away again to what appears to be a crib. Then he is gone once again. About 15 minutes later he returns in a pretty crappy state grabs me and we poof off again.
He puts me on a pedestal and starts drawing on my stomach like some glorified simba from the lion king.
In the distance I see a massive fox of pure malevolence being held down by what appears to be a huge fucking toad and some golden chains. After Minato finishes off his seals. The fox seems to snap out of its rage and looks confused for a second then right back into rage when it sees me. it's giant paw makes to crush me where I lay only to be blocked by my new father and mothers body. then a weird looking death spirit comes and the fox is pushed right into my tiny baby body. along with chunks of the other twos souls right as the spirit is going to take the other half of the soul it all gets sucked inside me. he doesn't seem to notice and just leaves.
A few minutes of painful crying cause man this sucks having your entire body stuffed with 3 different souls and 1 entire Chakra being at 1 day old isn't good.
A few minutes later the old monkey third hokage with some other ninjas start coming to the area and they all see the body of the 4th and me crying with apparently a letter left by the 4th I didn't notice. I store the bodies in my inventory while they watch but they think that they were stolen by the intruder. who would believe a 1 day old baby did it.
The third walks over and picks me up looking at me. "I'm sorry child I shouldn't have let him do that it would have been much easier for me but he rejected me and now he thrust a heavy fate on your shoulders aswell. Well let's get this over with." he spent the next couple hours arguing then finally threatened the council about my existence. part wanted me dead, part wanted me as a weapon, part wanted to adopt me for some power games, none knew I was the 4th child. odd as I had the blonde hair and blue eyes.
It was decided I would not be adopted by any clans or used as a weapon and I would live in an orphanage til I was of age to go to ninja academy. and that's how my first 4 years was spent it was basically a hell hole. Apparently the matron hated me cause I being a demon killed her husband or something. nifty. I kept my body fed with food pills or I'd only be given rotten or old foods. How the original managed to stay alive is a miracle to me. I was then at 4 years old kicked out on October 10th from the orphanage.
Apparently she had had enough.
I was able to avoid all the people who were apparently looking to skin me alive. Basic invisibility spell my friends. I made my way to some woods near a river and started setting up my base. Apparently the anbu who were supposed to watch me had been paid off by some of the council. They wanted the citizens to kill me today. This is much darker than I remember Naruto being.
I set up a classic shelter with a small bed and a blanket and pillow I had swiped. All those YouTube survival videos I get bored and watch at night really help not to mention the survivor man series. I used some magic to lash things and make it all quicker. Gathered some rock for a fire pit. some sticks for a small fire. 1 incendio spell later we are good to go. I take out a small mug and some jerky along with a few tea leaves and a little pot and make myself some tea. and enjoy my snack. Nothing beats warm tea and jerky. I have a little back pack with some clothes and supplies so I don't look suspicious yet.
I get nice and settled in and even summon a few clones to watch over me. I have been practicing Chakra control this whole time basically getting the fox put in me gave me like 200x more Chakra and blew my control straight to shit and it increases everyday. it was basically I had sss class chakra control and when the fox was put in that basically went right down the shitter to like H class chakra control. I've slowly weaseled it back up to like c class control but my reserves are constantly increasing. My regeneration rate is insane cut heals in like seconds. my body is like being constantly strengthened and now I can finally start working on my body exercises most clans start at 4 years old. I've got a major lead. I had made sure to stock the stuff to make seals and I've already applied it to my body and with this regeneration healing all the damage done boy oh boy will some people be in for a surprise. I already know a ton of jutsu from the 12 years of training in the game of thrones world and with a rinnesharingan I'll never forget them so I just need to work out make sure I don't get rusty and keep my body healthy.
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