章節 32: Chapter 32: Thor Gets Electrocuted Again
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"Well, that's not necessarily true," Phil Coulson disagreed with Thor and said, "Whether Doctor Banner can beat you or not, I won't comment on that. What I want to say is that Doctor Banner and you might actually end up fighting. He's mentally unstable and sometimes loses the ability to distinguish friend from foe. It's possible that he could fight you."
"Loses the ability to distinguish friend from foe? Is that even possible?" Thor found Bruce Banner's condition quite unusual, but it didn't affect his confidence. "Whether he's conscious or not, he won't be my match."
"There's too little information. I'll reserve my opinion on this question," Tony Stark withdrew from the discussion and watched the show with folded arms.
"I'm not going to answer either," Clint Barton made the same choice as Tony Stark. "The reward for this question is simply incomprehensible, completely unappealing."
"It's ridiculous. I don't even need that reward," Thor scoffed, "Who can blind my eyes?"
"Well, Director Fury seems to need those eyes. Since no one is interested, how about I answer this question?" Phil Coulson spoke up.
"Go ahead," Thor made a gesture of "go ahead."
"Although I don't know who Doctor Strange is, if we exclude DC and A..." Phil Coulson glanced at Thor and slowly said, "I choose B! Doctor Strange, Stephen Strange."
[Answer incorrect! Deduct one year of lifespan!]
"Huh? It's not Doctor Strange?" Thor was surprised to see this result. "Then who could it be? General Widow? Or Groot? No matter how strong Hulk is, he's still a warrior from Earth. He can't possibly be a match for these cosmic powerhouses, right?"
"Did you forget to consider yourself?" Tony Stark reminded him from the side. "Maybe the answer isn't General Widow or Groot, but you, Thor, the God of Thunder!"
"That's impossible!" Thor waved his hand decisively and said firmly, "I, the mighty Thor, the son of Odin, how could I not defeat even an Earthling, let alone be defeated in such a humiliating way?"
"Why couldn't it be you?" Tony Stark questioned, "You yourself said that General Widow and Groot are powerhouses in the cosmos..."
"So am I!" Thor interrupted Tony Stark before he could finish, "I followed my father's footsteps, fought battles all over, and defeated countless formidable enemies! Before I came to Earth, do you know what I defeated? Its claw alone was bigger than Banner's transformed self! Even such a big guy was no match for me. How could the Hulk be my opponent?"
At that moment, lights illuminated the space, and a video appeared.
"Disgusting! It's covered in fur and bloodstains everywhere. Can you guys clean up after using your weapons? You bunch of idiots!" A tall, stone-like humanoid creature held a weapon and spoke.
"Another alien," Tony Stark was getting used to aliens by now. "Considering the environment here and the strange aliens coming and going, could it be that this place is no longer Earth?"
"It's probably not Earth anymore," Phil Coulson stared at the video. When he dealt with the Skrulls back then, he never expected to see so many alien races. Even though it was through a video, it was still a surprise.
"Thor," the stone-like figure in the video held a wooden trident with three heads and asked Thor, "Do you want to take a stab at it?"
"No," Thor glanced at the wooden trident, showing no interest.
"Yeah, this thing is only useful for stabbing three-headed vampires," the stone-like figure said while mimicking the act of stabbing with the wooden trident.
"Three-headed vampires!" Tony Stark was surprised to hear about this species. "There are legends of vampires on Earth, but they wouldn't have anything to do with these three-headed vampires, right?"
"The vampires on Earth don't have three heads," Phil Coulson said. As Nick Fury's right-hand man, he knew many secrets that others didn't.
"So, vampires really exist?" Tony Stark asked.
"They do exist," Phil Coulson confirmed without hiding anything.
"This world is much more complicated than I thought," Tony Stark couldn't help but sigh.
The video continued, and Thor played with a dagger in his hand. "If only my hammer were still here."
"Hammer?"
"It's a very special hammer, made of metal forged from the core of a dying star," Thor said. "When I swing it really fast, it allows me to fly."
"You ride on the hammer?" the stone-like figure asked.
"No, I don't ride on the hammer."
"The hammer rides on your back?"
"No, the hammer doesn't ride on my back."
Thor and the stone-like figure chatted for a while, and then the camera shifted to a woman dressed in black. Thor saw the woman and walked over to the stone-like figure, saying, "She's the one who brought me here."
"Yes, the scavenger warrior 142," the stone-like figure reminded. "You have to be careful of those Asgardians, buddy. They just won't die."
"Asgardians?" Thor's expression changed slightly, and he walked towards the black-clad woman. However, there was a barrier separating them, preventing him from crossing.
"Hey!" Thor stood on the other side of the barrier and spoke to the black-clad woman. "Asgard is in danger..." He was interrupted as the camera zoomed in on the woman's arm, revealing a red symbol.
"Valkyrie!" Thor, watching the video, was surprised to see the symbol on the woman's wrist. "I never expected there would still be a Valkyrie alive!"
"What's that? A female warrior?" Clint Barton asked.
"You can understand it that way," Thor said. "They are a very powerful group."
"Now is not the time to focus on beautiful women," Tony Stark chimed in. "Thor, didn't you hear what you just said? Asgard is in grave danger."
"With my father there, who dares to challenge Asgard?" Thor didn't understand. "Where does this talk of grave danger come from?"
"Goodbye!" The Valkyrie in the video ignored Thor and turned to leave.
"I see you're either a traitor or a coward because the Valkyrie swore to protect the throne!" Thor shouted after the Valkyrie's retreating figure.
"Listen well, Prince," the Valkyrie turned around and walked up to Thor, saying coldly, "This is Saka, not Asgard. I am a scavenger warrior, not some Valkyrie!"
"Guards, it's your turn!" A group of soldier-like individuals approached to take away the God of Thunder. Thor threw punches in resistance but was eventually electrocuted.
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