章節 47: Trip to the mountains "Light" - 10
and do you have now, do you have success?
"And hell knows ... it seems there is some places, but it seems no" ...
"In some industries, Ilem forward, in others only talk a lot about innovations, but in fact silence ...".
"Farming is a separate song."
"There are substantial advancements there!"
"The truth is a little confusing that a lot of fertilizers and GMOs confidently walks through the fields of farmers."
GMO?
"Well, it's crap, genetically modified organisms!"
Aah ... no, we don't have that, in the mountains.
"It's good"!
"The city has its pros and cons."
Wait, I myself, I will tell you son.
This is the Internet, this is gas, this is light, this is more opportunities, big salaries!
And cons - bad urban ecology, water, air!
I guessed?
"Almost, strarik"!
"But our air is much cleaner than in Shanghai or Beijing!"
"In our town, always the sky is turquoise!"
"And the water is the most delicious in the world"!
"I was in Vienna, I was in Frakfurte" ... "well, maybe our water is on par with Kyoto." "Same delicious!"
Aah, but they bring Kyoto water, son of Europe and the USA!
Japan buys 100 million dal of water a year!
"Wow, and I did not know!"
Well, son, read the Internet, for example, Yapan Tuday and you will be aware of what is happening in the world.
It is a pity that we have no such news.
"Well, yes ... the legacy of the old empire ... self-censorship, fear of saying too much ... because then, for that, you could go to Siberia for eternal settlements ...".
No, not everything was so scary, this is enemy propaganda!
In reality, they wouldn't send them to Siberia, maybe they would just include them in the black list, for 10 years they wouldn't have been visiting, if they continued to fool, they could have been assigned the surveillance service!
"Oh, old man and you are not simple!"
"It seems you were not only a teacher"?
You are right, I wonder how you guessed?
"Well, I have a second cousin of yours!"
What is ours?
"Those who are not ex"!
What, what, sorry son, I did not understand you?
"Uh, well, those from the deep drilling plant"!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha !!! Yes, we are not stanevari, and not carpenters, and not high-altitude workers but researchers !!!!
Well, that countryman, I'll give you a discount then !!!
"Yes, okay, why a discount, your own way, better say, grandfather, where the best sukhofruty are, you probably know, right?"
Of course, son, I know, since your brother and I are of the same berry field, with a cold head, clean hands and a warm heart, then I will share this information with you!
"It would be great, we would save a lot of time."
Yes, and I will not stay in the loser, right, son?
"Yes, no talk"! "Gap nest"!
"If everything goes as you say, old man, then we can conclude a contract with you for a year, for the supply of your products to the capital"!
"And this, as you understand, is a completely different opportunity" ?!
And what?
"Firstly, training courses to promote our product, secondly a hotel with a 50 percent discount on arrival in the capital, third bonuses at the end of the year, fourthly, you can become our shareholder ...".
But about this, let's in more detail ...
"At the end of the year, they will give you dividends, depending on your contribution ..., and this is not a pyramid."
It's clear!
And how much can I get for vskidku?
"Nobody knows that right now" ?!
"But the daughter's wedding is enough!"
Eeeee !!!! How healthy !!!
- "Dadasi ..." (voiced his wife, the old man).
- "Agree, Father - Dadasi" ...
- "... After all, we have so many children."
- "Just think of one wash in order to carry on a visit to the groom's parents, it will cost us $ 40, it will take from 12 to 15 servings"!
- "And these coxae should be given at least 10 pieces" 1
- "And also to give to newlyweds - furniture, in order to place them completely in an apartment or house."
- "And this is at least $ 2,000 if our domestic furniture, and if the East European then all $ 10,000!"
Hey, who allowed you to interrupt the conversation of men!
- "Eh, stop exhibiting, here in front of the guests!"
- "I am the mistress of this house, throw your feudal things"!
- "I am older than you in age and rank"!
- "Stand still when talking with the elder"!
Yes, Comrade Colonel! I'm sorry to excuse me!
Let me show our dry fruits and nuts to our guests?
- "Old fool, stop messing around!"
- "You already forgive, dear guests, this is a fool!"
Oh, wife, you can not scare, they are "their own", that is, "ours."
- "Our"?
- "Who are ours?"
Well, here it is, brother from the deep drilling complex!
- "Well, then they are really ours!"
- "Hoi, dear guests, I ask to the table."
"Dear hostess ... we would buy dried fruit and talk to your old man ...".
- "No dear guests, in the legs there is no truth!"
- "We'll eat first, then we'll talk about the contract and cooperation."
- "And then talk to the old man and I will tell you something."
- "You will not stay in the loser"!
"Well, mistress, agreed ...".
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