章節 64: It Truly Was…
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Glory to my chief Proofreader; Solare for he is the one who points out mistakes and acts as my favourite wall to bounce ideas off of.
I'm probably gonna butcher Japanese weddings in this chapter, but if you came here for accurate traditions, you're a Dumbass and you couldn't pay me enough to care…
Anyways, It's time for me to embrace my inner JJK fan…
LET THE BRAIN ROT AND LOBOTOMY FLOW THROUGH ME! RAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
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Two Months Later.
Zen'in Clan Compound.
Megumi Fushiguro stood in front of a mirror of a changing room, it was the Big Day after all. He sighed slightly before reaching his hand up and adjusting the black Montsuki with its gleaming Pure White Zen'in Clan crest on his back.
The Haori draped over his shoulders settled into place, while the black Hakama fell neatly over his legs. He then tightened the Obi around his waist and fixed his hair slightly before pulling his arm into the folds of his Yukata.
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"Dunno why they kept my Father's clothes in storage, but something called me to them and I figured why not. Atleast they fit on me pretty well, they're comfortable enough…" Megumi muttered under his breath, turning away from the mirror and walking out of the room.
As soon as he walked out, he was immediately set upon by his sister who wore a White and Black Kimono. Tsumiki Fushiguro grabbed onto his clothing and began to fix it obsessively, removing his hand from inside the folds of his Haori in the process.
"Tsumiki, my clothes are fine~! It's just a casual thing with only our close friends and associates present, there's no need for all of this-" Megumi stated, trying to calm her but that only caused his sister to grip his clothes and pull on them harder.
"No, it's not 'Fine'! This is your Big Day, it all needs to be Perfect!" She insisted, fixing his collar and hiding his chest which held the Tattoos of his Divine Dogs proudly emblazoned upon them, causing him to sigh helplessly.
"It's really not that big a deal-"
"Of course it's a Big Deal! My little brother went and got engaged to some hussy without telling me about it first! So if you're gonna do this thing, you're gonna do it right!" Tsumiki interjected and ordered with a pout, obviously unhappy with the situation.
"Come on Tsumiki, it'll be alright~! Akane's a good woman, it won't be as bad as you're imagining it to be!" He placated, tapping her on the shoulder to get her to calm down as they both walked towards the nearby hall.
They immediately ran into Satoru getting dressed by Utahime who was wearing a pure white Kimono, the embarrassed look on his face seemed to double at the sight of them. It was for good reason as Megumi burst out in laughter while Tsumiki snickered at him.
"You sure you two are together and she's not your mom instead, Satoru~?" Megumi mocked, covering his mouth with a hand as he did so, prompting the white haired man to bark at them.
"You little shits.. Just shut up!"
Unfortunately, his order only caused them to laugh at him even harder, this time including Utahime who laughed at his expense as well. She finished fixing his clothing with a smirk before patting him down and stepping back to take in the sight of her handiwork.
Satoru's attire consists of a black kimono with wide, flowing sleeves, draped over a pale inner robe. A white obi sash cinches the layers at his waist. The clothes were those of the Gojo Clan's Head which he should be wearing but refuses to usually.
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"Well~, the Best Man has to look on the Wedding Day! Especially when he's the Head of the Gojo Clan and acting as their representative in the new initiative for a United Jujutsu Society." Utahime stated while placing a hand at her hip, drawing an annoyed groan from her Boyfriend.
"Blah, Blah, Blaaaaah~! Megumi's not even wearing the right clothes for-" Satoru replied with a small slouch, turning to a nearby door when he sensed a familiar presence behind it just as it opened and a voice immediately spoke up from it.
"You guys done with everything? I just finished up with Akane back here." Shoko Ieiri called out as she exited from what looked to be another changing room.
Shoko leaned against a nearby wall in a form-fitting black dress with thin straps that revealed her shoulders. The dress hugs her figure with subtle folds, emphasising her silhouette. She held a glass of red wine gracefully to her lips as she took a sip while Akane Zen'in emerged from the room a moment later.
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Akane is wearing a striking black kimono adorned with intricate gold patterns, which resemble flowing clouds and floral designs. The kimono is paired with a wide white outer robe that drapes over her shoulders, its sleeves billowing elegantly.
Her outfit is completed with a decorative hairpiece featuring golden fans and a large, ornate flower, further enhancing the regal and traditional aesthetic of her ensemble. It was a brilliant attire, fit for the soon to be Lady of the Zen'in Clan.
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"So.. How do I look?" Akane questioned while looking towards Megumi expectantly, the Black haired man looked her up and down for a moment before nodding in approval.
"You look Great, Akane."
"Heh.. Careful there, any softer and I'd think you actually Loved me." She chuckled, shaking her head in amusement.
Megumi laughed with her and walked towards her as a gentle smile covered his face, he reached a hand towards her and offered it before speaking softly.
"Shall we?"
"Mhm~. Let's go finish this, I got some Dumbasses to whip into shape back with the Hei." Akane replied with a smile giggle as she took his hand in hers, drawing a laugh from him as well.
"Pfft.. Careful there, keep saying shit like that and I might actually fall in Love here."
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An Hour and a Half Later.
Zen'in Clan Courtyard.
Higaruma Hiromi was having quite the odd week, of all the things he could have predicted or expected his life to go – Being the Officiant of the Wedding of The Strongest Man in History was not one of them.
With a slight cough he read from his book for a moment before turning to the right side, looking Megumi Fushiguro in the eyes with great nervousness before speaking.
"Megumi Zen'in, do you take Akane Zen'in to be your Lawfully Wedded Wife?"
"I Do."
With that, Higaruma turned to his left to where Akane Zen'in stood with a gentle smile as she held the black haired man's hands in hers softly.
"Akane Zen'n, do you take Megumi Zen'in to be your Lawfully Wedded Husband?"
"I Do."
"Ahem.. Then by the power vested in me by the Zen'in Clan and Jujutsu Headquarters, I pronounce you two: Husband and Wife. You may now Kiss the Bride."
Megumi leaned forwards and took Akane's lips into his own softly, backing off a moment later as they both heard loud cheers and applause from the attendees. He chuckled slightly before turning to them and raising his arm to the sky and shouting right back.
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THE BORING WEDDING SHIT! LET'S PARTY!"
He received even louder cheers and applause in return as everyone scattered to enjoy the party, Megumi heard an amused giggle from the side and found it to be coming from Akane.
He turned to her just in time for her to place a hand on his chest and reach up to his cheek, she kissed him on the cheek softly before moving to his ear and whispering.
"I'll see you later tonight, Husband~..."
Megumi Fushiguro stood there shell shocked for a second as Akane smirked and walked away from the wedding party and into a nearby building. A few seconds later a chuckle escaped his mouth which then twisted into an intrigued smirk before turning to where his now Wife went.
"Well~.. She might be more Wild than I gave her credit for…" He whispered under his breath while watching her walk away with a sway in her hips.
Shaking his head, Megumi turned to his side at Higaruma Hiromi who immediately stuttered and panicked at the unexpected attention before bowing deeply and speaking.
"I-I'm thankful for the opportunity to attend and help with such a beautiful occasion, Z-Zen'in-sama! I am forever grateful for the chance to right the wrongs of the Judicial System and to work under you!"
"Oh don't worry about it Higaruma, I expect great things from you." Megumi said as laughed softly at this before placing a hand on his shoulder and pulling him up.
With that, Megumi Fushiguro walked away from the once Lawyer, now the Head of the Judicial and Justice Branch of the Japanese Government – Chosen by him specifically.
Higaruma Hiromi watched as his new Leader's back got further and further away, feeling an invisible weight be removed from his Heart and Shoulders and be replaced by a new unfamiliar feeling.
For once in his life, Higaruma was feeling Happy and Hopeful for the Future.
Megumi walked down the aisle to where his Classmates stood, hearing a parade of congratulations from them all. Only the 3rd Years Hakari and Kirara weren't invited since they weren't that close as of yet and he wanted it to be a smaller wedding with only his friends and comrades.
A smile covered his face as he did, feeling the crushingly immense weight of Cursed Energy flowing from their bodies. Each and every one of them currently held about 14 to 18 of Ryomen Sukuna's fingers in Cursed Energy Reserves.
'Hehe.. My Cursed Technique is pure bullshit, I swear. It's got an Infinite Cursed Energy glitch built into it!' Megumi thought smugly, he himself held about 56 Sukuna fingers worth of Cursed Energy.
He had abused his newly made Merger of the Reversals of Funeral Tiger and Tranquil Deer to Ultra Boost their cursed energy reserves every week – Divine Feat, but one done casually by The Lord of Shadows.
"Congrats Fushiguro-san! Thanks for inviting me, that was a super cute Wedding!" Yuko Ozawa called out cheerfully, she had two arms wrapped around one of Itadori Yuji's.
"It's really no problem, Ozawa. You're Yuji's girlfriend, how could I not invite you?" Megumi replied softly with a smile, happy that his friend had gotten together with her just a week after being separated from Sukuna.
"Haha, yeah.. And again, sorry that Choso and Tsukumo-san couldn't come to the wedding. I heard they were off on a Mission together in France or something, I know that you and Tsukumo-san were close…" Yuji blurted out, seeming somewhat embarrassed.
"Pffft.. Haha~! Don't worry about it, Yuji, really! Me n Yuki were just having a bit of Stress relieving fun between two friends and it was never anything that serious! Yuki has her Ambitions and Ideals and we really just don't match up in the long run, we both knew that going in."
Megumi laughed cheerfully, not bothered in the slightest as his hand reached into the folds of his clothing. A moment later, it came out holding a Gourd of Sake which he drank from – He was given one as a gift from the Prime Minister during their last meeting and took a liking to it.
"Choso's a better fit for her anyways, I'm happy for them. Anywho~, what's with the new tats Nobara? A bit outta the blue, dontcha think?" He asked, changing the subject in order to avoid letting the mood worsen.
"Oh~? You noticed?" She replied with a cheerful grin, raising a hand to the sky in a finger motion while turning to the side in order to show off her new pure black floral tattoos which were reaching from her neck and face to her arms.
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"How could I not? They look good on you, but aren't these kinda like the marks you got from that one Rot Cursed Technique used by those Death Paintings?" Megumi questioned while rubbing his chin with his other hand, admiring their look.
"Hm? Yeah, they are. I remembered them when I saw your Tattoos and figured 'Why not'? They turned out better than I had hoped!" Nobara said, pausing as a hand wrapped around his head and pulled her towards Maki who chuckled.
"That they did, but Megumi! Did you hear what the girls over at the Zen'in Clan did to Naoya the other day?" Maki prompted with a cheshire grin, barely holding back laughter as Nobara blushed slightly.
"Oh? No I haven't kept up much with news about the runt, what'd they do to him?" Megumi answered, prompting Maki to nearly double over in laughter as she revealed what happened.
"Pffft.. T-They fuckin' put him on E-Estrogen! AHAHAHAHAHA~!"
Hearing that, Megumi couldn't help but burst out in laughter at the fate of the Man who abused so many women so cruelly being tortured in the worst way imaginable for him.
"No fuckin' way! I gotta find out which one of them thought of that, I gotta shake their hand!" He exclaimed while laughing in between his words.
"Ne Megumi-kun~! That was a really Cute Service~! I hope Yuta and I can do the same sometime soon, you'll come when we invite you, right~?!" Said a feminine voice with a hint of something horrifying about it, as if its owner wasn't completely Human.
Besides Yuta Okkotsu, a horrifying aura formed from which emerged a Woman in her early 20s, she had pale whitish hair with a black underlayer and Crimson Red eyes. She wore a black dress with a crimson ribbon which hugged her body closely as she took Yuta's blushing head and pulled it towards herself.
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"Well, I'm glad you think so, Rika-chan. I'll definitely come to your wedding day when it comes." Megumi replied, a knowing grin covering his face as he looked at Yuta's steaming head before taking a sip of his Sake.
Rika Okkotsu grinned softly right back, although she still held a distinct instinct of something about her feeling off. She gently floated off of Yuta and over to Megumi, taking his free hand in both of hers before shaking it up and down.
"Thanks again for Fixing my body, Megumi-kun~!" She thanked profusely, a genuine smile on her face despite it still looking inexplicably horrifying.
"It's really no problem, Rika-chan. I'm happy to help." Megumi responded dismissively while holding back his true thoughts.
'I am never doing Soul Surgeries to that extent ever again, that shit took 3 full days of Soul Manipulation to restore her body to this form. I did do a good job though, she kept all of her previous abilities and got back a majority of her consciousness and cognitive capabilities. If anything, I pretty much upgraded her with no downsides…'
"Mmh~, but it's thanks to you that I can give Yuta all my Love in full! So I'm really grateful~!" She insisted, drawing an amused chuckle from everyone else, although it seems that some didn't appreciate her words.
"Urgh.. Would you fools stop it with all this 'Love' shit?"
They all turned with exasperated sighs towards the source of the words and found it to be coming from Ryomen Sukuna. The King of Curses sat nearby with his Servant Uraume standing beside him at attention, he wore Black Hakama pants and a 4 sleeved White Haori with a blue sash around his neck.
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"It was bad enough during the whole main event, but this is going to make me Puke…" Sukuna stated casually, holding a book with two of his hands and resting his head against another.
"Sukuna... This is a fuckin' Wedding! What did you expect to see when you came here?!" Yuji exclaimed incredulously, causing Sukuna to chuckle as he flipped through his book and shrugged his two arms which weren't holding the book.
"All I am saying is Back in My Day, we used to atleast burn down a Village or two and kill some children to celebrate a Wedding between Sorcerers. And Marrying a Sorcerer this much Weaker than yourself? You Modern Era sorcerers are just Soft…"
"...It's not the Heian Era anymore you damned Unc!" Nobara growled in annoyance as Sukuna just shook his head in response, the comparison was simply too ridiculous to let pass.
"Watch yourself girl… Sukuna-sama might have agreed to a Binding Vow of non-violence with Fushiguro-san, but I am not Bound by the same Vow. And I will not allow you to speak to him in such a way…" Uraume growled right back with hands clenched together ahead of herself as frost crawled on the floor and flowed in the air.
"You feeling froggy, Simp? Leap." Nobara sneered with a malicious grin, all too ready to fight as Frost continued spreading in the area in response to The Frozen Star's Rage.
"You two just calm down~! There's no need for all this animosity. Sukuna, stop being a party pooper and just go enjoy yourself, there's tons of food to eat. I even left a gift for Uraume back in the Kitchen." Megumi called out, stopping the fight as he threw a second gourd of Sake towards Sukuna from his Inventory.
"Oh? Do you mean what I think you mean, Fushiguro-san?" Uraume questioned, all her animosity having been long since forgotten, prompting Megumi to just chuckle and shrug.
"Well~.. There's no shortage of Dumbasses on Death Row with bodies to donate~!"
Uraume smiled genuinely at that before bowing to him lightly and then Sukuna, she then hurried off towards the Kitchen to prepare some food for her Master. Sukuna himself smirked at the news as he grabbed the Gourd of Sake before nodding to Megumi and walking away towards the Buffet.
They all watched on, utterly unimpressed as both Sorcerers walked off into the party for a moment before Yuji turned to Megumi and spoke with a disbelieving tone.
"I still can't believe you pulled a 'Talk no Jutsu' on Sukuna just cuz you wanted to continue fighting him. Who are you, Goku?! You the Protagonist of some Manga or Novel and never told us?!" He questioned, seeming serious despite the ridiculousness of his question.
"Pfffft… Not to my Knowledge~! But wouldn't that be Hilarious? Imagine if we were just characters in a Shitty Manga, maybe the Author would have been an Asshole who Glazed Sukuna and Killed everyone off for shits and giggles?" Megumi snickered, taking a gulp of his Sake a moment later.
"Huh.. Now that you mention it… I have a strange sense of Deja Vu and the odd urge to choke out the nearest One-eyed, White furred Cat…" Maki muttered, rubbing her chin in thought.
Megumi Fushiguro doubled over instantly and nearly choked on his Sake, falling to the ground while laughing his ass off. Yuji walked up to him and helped him back up while checking on him but he just waved him off.
"Hah~... Man~.. that's just too good!" Megumi shook his head, uncaring of the odd looks he got in response as a man got on the main stage within the Courtyard.
"Ahem.. Testing, Testing! Hello everyone! I am pleased to announce that it is now the start of the Amazing Fumihiko Takaba's Comedy Routine! Sponsored by our very own Divine Lord!" Declared a black haired man in a suit as he stood in front of a microphone alone.
Everyone turned to face Megumi who simply chuckled and raised his Sake Gourd to the sky in the direction of Takaba, everyone shrugged and walked towards where the Comedian stood to listen in, including his classmates who left with a wave from each of them.
"Heh.. Good luck Takaba, I got you your audience – All you have to do is ride the wave and you'll make it." Megumi muttered under his breath as he placed his hands in his pockets, willing his abyss to bubble over as all of his Shikigami were released a moment later.
"Come on out everyone, sorry for not letting you stretch your legs that much nowadays." He said as they all crowded around him, Blizzard jumped up to him in giddiness.
"It does not matter, O' Divine Lord. We are grateful for simply being able to serve you." Tai Lung assured, bowing his head slightly with a hand on his chest.
"Ya, Big Raga just happy to lay back and Relax for once. All other summoner weak as hell, they always summon me to Kill themselves and opponent. Like, is it too hard to just fight Big Raga first?!" The Divine General scoffed with arms crossed.
"Well, not many are worthy of you, General Mahoraga." The Divine Guard commented with a small sweat drop falling down his head.
"Oh but is not too hard to fight Big Raga! Even Little Raga here did it, he even has own Spinner and doesn't need to borrow Big Raga's like Loser Fraud!" Mahoraga exclaimed as he pointed towards Megumi's own Golden Dharma Wheel.
Megumi burst out with laughter at that before walking forwards and patting the ginormous Shikigami on the back, wiping away a building tear from his eye before speaking.
"Hahaha~! Don't mind me you guys, I prepared you a whole corner and some food. Go enjoy yourselves, I'll be fine. Why don't you tell the others about past users while eating some food?" He said while pointing towards a corner of the yard with a picnic blanket set up for them.
"Oh! Big Raga know! He will tell you about time Loser Summoner called Big Raga because Woman started talking to him!"
Megumi watched as The Divine General began telling his comrades a tale of fear and stupidity, he shook his head and walked off while taking a drink from his Gourd. But all of a sudden, he heard this agitating, irritating voice.
"Fushigobro! Tell me what I must do to get your Blessings to Marry your Sister!" Aoi Todo proclaimed with 100% seriousness, not flinching when The Lord of Shadows was covered by a Dark Aura which held the Kanji of 'Death' floating around him as pure white lightning struck behind him inexplicably.
"What I'm gonna need you to do; is a I need you take a Nearest Rope that you got, wrap it around – If you got a garage or a fuckin' stairway and Hang Yourself-" Megumi's enraged tirade was cut off by him watching Todo proceed to bow his head so low it smashes onto the ground and create a crater.
"Please Fushigobro! Whatever it is, tell me! What must I do to get your Blessings to Marry your Sister!"
Megumi Fushiguro grimaced at that, turning over to where his sister was as she looked away from her conversation with Shoko and waved over to him with an amused giggle.
"Ugh… Fine! You're gonna need at the Very Least: A fully fledged Domain Expansion, full access to Reverse Cursed Technique and be able to beat Yuta Okkotsu in an all out fight before I even Consider allowing you to speak to her." He ordered with arms crossed, and despite the requirements seeming unreasonable to most…
"I SHALL DO IT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! THANKS FUSHIGOBRO!" Aoi Todo proclaimed from his very Soul as a crimson fire replaced his irises before he sprinted away with Purpose.
Megumi watched him run away with renewed purpose and vigour, he sighed while shaking his head and taking another sip of his Sake. He shook it a moment later as he found it to be empty, growling in annoyance since he gave his spare one to Sukuna.
"Here you go, Young Master. It was a beautiful Wedding, I am honoured to have been given the privilege to witness it!" Rin called out as she handed him a new full Gourd, having somehow known ahead of time that he would run out soon and need a refill.
"Hah.. Don't worry about it, Rin. I enjoy having you around, is there something you need?" Megumi said as he grabbed the Gourd with a quiet thanks, taking a sip from it and humming.
"Lady Shoko and Lady Tsumiki have called for you, they say they have some important news for you." She answered, bowing slightly as she did.
"Hm? Is that so? Good work as always, Rin. Go enjoy the party, I'll be fine."
"As you wish…"
With that, Megumi and Rin separated as she walked over to the Kitchen where Uraume was. Her lord had expressed interest in Human Flesh during his battle with Sukuna and Gojo, it was her purpose to make sure his every need was met, No Matter The Cost.
In the distance Yuji and Nobara were in an argument because they were unable to decide if Takaba's jokes were funny or not, the argument was reaching its climax.
"His jokes were so funny I could Die!" Itadori proclaimed with rage in his voice.
"No! His jokes were so unfunny I could Die!" Kugisaki denied vehemently.
"You wanna go, you Bitch?!" Yuji questioned as he made a hand sign with two of his hands brought together.
"Bring it on, you Imbecile!" Nobara exclaimed, bringing out her hammer and running a nail through the hammer's claw.
"Domain Expansion: Crimson Wreath Funeral!"
"Domain Expansion: Benevolent Shrine!"
A Domain Barrier engulfed the two Sorcerers as they entered a Domain Clash in the middle of Fumihiko Takaba's Comedy routine, taking attention away from it and causing the titular man to sulk somewhat.
Megumi Fushiguro reached the Bar where Shoko, Tsumiki and Utahime sat. When he did, he saw Nanami Kento sitting nearby and chatting with a woman who can only be described as a 'Milf'. The Blonde haired woman seemed to giggle and blush at everything he said.
'Nice catch, respect my Brother in Milfs!'
Megumi smirked at the sight, looking the Grade One Sorcerer in the eyes before giving him a thumbs up and a wink which was returned with a subtle nod and a smile of his own.
Tsumiki motioned for him to get closer, which he did as she pulled him towards herself and whispered in his ear. With every word that passed through her mouth and into his ear, he became more and more shellshocked.
He turned towards Utahime who was looking away with a crimson face, Shoko on the other hand was laughing hysterically at her which prompted him to speak incredulously.
"Wait, is She For Real?!"
He got his answer when Utahime's scarred face defied logic and reality by somehow becoming even more crimson red as steam began wafting smoke.
"Holy Mother of God…" Megumi whispered under his breath as he turned to where Satoru and Sukuna were as the two Demi-Gods fought over a Piece of Cake like Children.
"That Blue Eyed Dumbass is Gonna be a Dad?!"
"SHUUSH! I just found out this morning! I didn't wanna freak him out since Today was your Wedding so I was gonna tell him Tonight…" Utahime shushed him in a panic, ending up twiddling her fingers while looking away in embarrassment.
However it doesn't seem like Megumi Fushiguro heard her in the slightest as he was currently in the middle of being in an existential crisis.
"Holy fucking shit.. Am I gonna be an Uncle soon? But I'm too young to become an Unc already!"
While Megumi was busy losing what little brain cells he still held, the Domain Clash between Itadori Yuji and Kugisaki Nobara had ended. As the Domain Barrier faded away, it revealed Yujii sulking on the ground while covered with cuts from head to toe while Nobara snickered over him.
This was due to the effect of her Domain's Sure-Hit which automatically reflects all the Damage that was and would be done to its user back onto the sender at twice the power.
"That's no fair.. I'm not that good at Barrier Techniques yet…" Yuji mumbled under his breath while looking away, his Body steamed up a moment later as all his cuts began restoring themselves – He had learned The Reverse Cursed Technique from Megumi Fushiguro not too long ago.
"Well~, you should have paid more attention during Megumi's lessons instead of just relying on Body Swap training~!" Nobara teased with a playful grin, she too had access to the Reverse Cursed Technique.
Just as Yuji was about to respond, they heard tapping on the stage and looked up to find the complete and utter weirdest thing they have ever laid their eyes on in their lives.
There stood Satoru Gojo and Ryomen Sukuna with The Divine General sitting behind them with every Musical Object known to man beside him, the were all wearing perfectly made Suits; with Sukuna having a 4 Sleeved one and Mahoraga having a giant suit and a top hat.
"What are they gonna do up there?" Shoko asked incredulously as The Divine General began playing Music.
[A/N: Please play 'Judas' by Lady Gaga. I fuckin Beg you, its gonna be so funny.]
A diabolical Smirk covered Megumi Fushiguro's face as he leaned back in his chair and proclaimed 3 simple but unbelievable words while a melody started filling the air.
"They're Gonna Sing."
"Oh, whoa-whoa, oh-oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas"
"What the fuck do you mean 'they're gonna sing'?!!" Utahime almost shouted at his casual words.
"I mean that Satoru and Sukuna gonna sing and Raga will be their Musician since I had him Adapt to playing Music, I suppose you could call him The Strongest Musician in History…" Megumi simply stated with a smirk.
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas"
"BWAHAHAHA~! How in the Hell did you manage this?!" Shoko asked, already beginning to die from laughter.
"Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Juda-ah-ah
"Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Gaga"
"It was simple really, all I had to do was say that they couldn't do it and their ego did the rest of the work for me!" He answered as the melody began to heat up.
"Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Juda-ah-ah
Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Gaga"
The King of Curses and the Honoured One began singing together in Perfect Harmony before a singular Microphone.
"When he calls to me, I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me"
Everyone in the function stopped what they were doing and turned to look at the two Titanic Sorcerers singing while the Legendary Shikigami of the Zen'in Clan played Music Perfectly – Mechamaru began taking a video and broadcasting the sight.
"Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
A king with no crown, king with no crown"
Nobara Kugisaki looked at the two Sorcerers, then to the grinning Lord of Shadows then back to the two Sorcerers before speaking with obvious contempt.
"This is it, I've finally seen it all. God is Dead and Megumi Killed Him."
The Honoured One, Satoru Gojo, Began to Sing Solo.
"I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby"
The King of Curses, Ryomen Sukuna, Began to Sing Solo.
"I'm just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby"
The Lord of Shadows doubled over while choking on air from laughter as Shoko and Tsumiki were laughing similarly.
Satoru Gojo and Ryomen Sukuna began singing together once again in Perfect Harmony.
"Oh, whoa-whoa, oh-oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas"
The Crowd went Wild and began singing along, even the Reader must start singing along at this point, it was a Day that can never and will never be forgotten by anyone present as the Song began approaching its Climax.
The King of Curses and The Honoured One took in deep breaths as they prepared for the Climax of the Song together.
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"I wanna love you
But something's pulling me away from you
Jesus is my virtue
And Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to"
Ryomen Sukuna quickly moved backwards faster than most could comprehend and took over playing the Music Perfectly, allowing Satoru Gojo to continue the song in a Solo.
The Divine General Mahoraga stood up, placed a hand on his Top Hat and performed a Perfectly Divine 'Michael Jackson Moonwalk'.
"Just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby"
Ryomen Sukuna took over singing for the next part as Satoru Gojo began performing a Blindingly beautiful Breakdance behind him.
"I'm just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby"
The King of Curses, The Honoured One, the Crowd and even The Reader began singing the next part.
"Oh, whoa-whoa, oh-oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Juda-ah-ah
Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, GAGA!"
The Heavens and The Earth shook in the Wake of their Heaven Defying Music, the Crowd Cheered and Clapped for their Awe-Inspiring Performance.
The King of Curses, The Honoured One and The Divine General all stood side by side before Bowing as the Cheering defied logic and sense by getting even Louder.
The Lord of Shadows could not sit still as he stood up to his two feet before proclaiming to the World an Undeniable Truth.
"ABSOLUTE CINEMA!"
Itadori Yuji appeared beside his Comrade in Arms with Tears falling down his face like a waterfall as he grabbed onto his shoulder before speaking heartfelt words.
"M-Megumi, T-This Was Really Our Jujutsu Kaisen!"
Megumi Fushiguro began crying as well, rushing forwards and bringing his Dear Friend into a Hug before Declaring with a Shout from the very Depths of his Soul.
"Yes, Yuji! It Truly was.. OUR JUJUTSU KAISEN!"
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Stones Please
Author's Note:
Oh man.. I can't stop these Tears coming from my face! IT'S JUST WAY TOO PEAAAAAAK!
THIS IS WHAT JJK WAS MEANT TO BE!
But damn… Next Chapter is the Final One.
Time Truly Runs way too fast.
I don't want it to end…
But it must. As all things do.
I'll see you all soon in the Finale…
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