章節 10: Conomi Islands part 2
Dear diary, the sun shines brightly up in the blue skies, birds are chirping and I'm in the company of my two beautiful girlfriends. What a lovely day.
*crush*
???: "Aaaaaah !!!"
Did I mention what a lovely day this was ?
Please turn a blind eye to the dozen Fishmen lying battered on the ground, they are of no importance.
"Seriously now, did you know ?" I said with an apologetic smile. "I was just taking a stroll with no interest in beating you up this soon. But you ruined my date so I will have you play a little game with us..." I said with a feral smile etched on my face. A few of them pissed their pants and fainted.
"Arlong will never let this pass! He will hunt you down and have your head stuffed and mounted on his wall !" said one of them.
To which I replied. "Have you ever played Piñata ?" The last conscious Fishmen departed to Dreamland there and then.
"Oh..." When I turned my head to adress the girls, I finally understood I had a slight misconception before. Remember about me thinking they fainted because they were afraid of little old me ? I take it back...I take it all back. I sent a small prayer towards those poor pirates for angering the two incarnations of wrath standing behind me.
"Why do I only get the scary ones, seriously ?" *sob*
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After leaving that gruesome sight behind, I reflect on my past and future interactions with Ella and Bella.
*Flashback*
Ella: "Come back here Tom ! Give me my chicken back !"
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Bella: "You wouldn't have been peeping on us taking a bath now, would you ?" *shiiiing*
Where has she been hiding that claymore all that time ?!
"I am giving you a 10 seconds head start before I try to cut your d*** off, ain't I nice ?"
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*Flashback ends*
I facepalm, hard... "I am so dead..."
Bella creeped behind me while I was monologuing and whispers in my hear.
"Remember our father's motto ? Forgive,..."
she says as she gets even closer and places a small kiss behind my neck.
"...but never forget. And we never forget."
Cold sweat was pouring down my back like a waterfall and I curse my teenage hormones once more for my current predicament. At least I know that if Sylla doesn't kill me, I have two more lovely ladies just as susceptible to do so.
And if the amused look on her sister's face was any indication, their will be no salvation coming from Ella.
I had to get the big guns out if I want to get myself out of this predicament. It is time to show the both of them who's boss in this relationship.
"How about I gift you two with a day each of your choice where I will do absolutely anything you want ?"
I was acting like a little whore, I know. But they were scary...
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Praise that empty headed straw hat wearing captain for rescuing me from this dangerous situation. Just as the two were about to pounce on me, We finally felt movement coming from Arlong Park, not that the girls new that.
"Let us see what that commotion is all about." I said as we picked up the pace. What we saw was beaten up Fishmen and an orange haired girl crying. "Damn ! We came too late !" Said Ella with bloodshot eyes. She is one scary girl...
All heads turned towards us when they heard what she said. Time to make a good impression on the Straw hat crew...
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