章節 7: The Legendary trash bag
"I'm not going to cry, I'm not going to cry," I said as I curl up in the corner. What should I do I thought, walk out and look like I'm an idiot and attract more chicks, or stay here curled up in the corner and wait for someone to save me.
What should I do... I have nothing but a boxer to cover my part right now. "think Jonathan think, you've gotta fight for DIGNITY!!!" and that's when I saw someone drying their clothes in their yard. ( in some part of the world people dry their cloth outside.) That's when a not so good idea flashed through my head...
After I put on the cloth I stole from that person yard I lift a note that says, "I will return the cloth, by an unknown handsome." I even lift lip print on it, I'm sure that the owner will love it! But even though, dresses don't look that good on me, I still look better than most of the girls. well if dressing as a girl can help me avoid some trouble, I'll start cross-dressing from today on an see if it'll help me dodge the chicks.
Just as expected none of the girls paid attention to me, which is a good thing, but I don't feel a bit happy. Why? Because now there is a herd of music man chasing after me!!!
I ran 2 streets and past my BFF Annie, Sasha, and Jennys home. I rushed into their house wearing dresses. no one was there because those three have a very good grade but never shows up in school at the right time. " they're probably still sleeping" I thought, so just I helped myself.
Just as expected none of them are awake.
So I quietly but quickly snuck into their room. Then I found Annies closet, She was known as the king of cross-dressing in our school, Jenny is the king of cosplay, and Sasha is the king of makeup.
They are known as the three legends of our school.
The reason I'm friends with them is that they don't like me like the chicks out there do, and just saying, they are not lesbians.
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