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I'm The MuddaF*cking GOAT Bish

章節 1: Life 1: I'm Sinbad Bish

So I'm not going to bore you with some shit backstory but instead, I'll explain it to you really quickly, ready? In 3... 2... 1...

Hey, my names Sinbad Sails, and I'm currently studying in Midtown High, I'm living with my Grandma within New York City and Life is so so.

But the place where I live is full of poverty and societies scum, mainly due to being poor and having no living relatives.

Other than Grandma I have no living family as my Grandpa had passed years ago due to unchecked medical attention on his wounds that he'd gained from the Vietnam War.

This caused him to become unable to receive spawn but the two were in the same boat as my grandma was also barren and couldn't have children.

This was the penalty he received marrying my grandmother when he could have gone for much better 'apparently' but he chose her out of love and cherished her to the day he'd died.

My grandpa was a great man, he'd adopted me from the orphanage I was sent to after my parents gave me away at birth disclosing any notice of them being mentioned.

It was a mystery as it was like I was formed out of nothing as no hospital had my birth or any type of child like me delivered.

So I was a bit of the mysterious guy with some unknown heritage, except for my name that is which was written on the blanket I was covered in when I was sent to the orphanage.

And the name just stuck and ever since I've been known as Sinbad.

My appearance well I'm quite tall for my age, I'm also known as the Lady-killer of the seven seas- obviously because of the Sinbad in the Arabian Mythos and not to mention I really am quite good looking, but I thank God for it and don't flaunt it. I'm someone with tan skin and a muscular build, I possess long dark purple hair and golden eyes.

And well until recently my life was going good, until one day something called a Djinn awakened in my head and said:

[Hello Sinbad I am what you call an assistant and a loyal servant of yours- I am also known as the Djinn Equip System- I am the assistant that will lead you into Greatness- Are you ready to experience the numerous tumultuous tides of Greatness!?!]

Hearing such a laborious thing my answer was obviously, "Nah- it sounds like too much effort."

However, the system didn't listen and wanted me to accept it however I didn't and simply ignored it so much that it started crying in my head.

Yes, weird doesn't even pronounce what I felt, but due to ignoring it for so long I had long forgotten it as I had just filtered out its signal in my head just like all the background noise we filter out every day.

[Host, please listen to me- I am you and you are me- we are together forever... Now accept me Senpai!]

Do you really think Sinbad could stand with this crap? Well, he headed to the kitchen before he took out a gun that his Grandma kept in the case of a robbery one day.

Quickly I grabbed the gun, before saying my prayers and finally I pulled the trigger safety down before I said.

"Forgive me, grandma, for what I'm about to do- I'm leaving you- due to becoming mentally and physically unstable, my eyes have become so damaged that they see some type of holographic menu option in the air while my mind keeps on hearing things that don't exist."

"I think its high time I leave this wretched rock I call home."

"I now say goodbye to all the people who loved me, I say goodbye to all the people who hated on me- and I say goodbye to everyone in the world..."

Sinbad then pulled down on the safety trigger before he moved his hand on the actual trigger ready to end his life... Well, that is until...

[*Ding... Congratulations to Host for awakening the Titanium Grade Demon Body- As a system reward Host can now access the physique of evolution and continue to get stronger through strenuous activities.]

At this point, Sinbad's already muscular body became smaller and much leaner as if he'd gone on a diet, however, his firepower had increased as though he became less bulky all his power was condensed into his frame.

Causing him to gain such impeccable abs that they looked like they were sculpted just for Sinbad. And he could definitely feel his body becoming stronger, for crying out loud he was stronger than Titanium.

He was basically invincible well that was until the Avengers arrived and until Aliens became real, but it didn't matter with this power he could do what he wanted that was low key enough no one would hold him accountable for anything.

[I meant through other people's showings of affection *ahem getting beat the fuck up.]

"Sorry, what- you gave me some superpower called Titanium Body, and if I train or work put it gets stronger- that's awesome and all but I'll never use it, give me something a bit more useful like I don't know Eidetic Memory."

"So I can go through school and not fail before becoming a bum and having no money to survive before I somehow become a suicidal mafia boss cause I feel like it."

Sinbad felt like his System was a bit of a pushover so he pushed it beyond his limits- and sure enough, he was right to do so.

[Fine, Fine here take it, *Ding... Host, you have just received the ability Mimicry, with this you can copy everything you see and can understand things much faster than others. Now can you accept me plz... My Brudda- I will show you 'de way!]

"Well, thank you I guess for the superpowers, but now that your objective has been met could you stop being parasitic on my life force and leave before I jump down my flat?"

[NOOOOOO!!!??]

[Why was I thrown away like garbage, as if I was worth nothing, I don't get it all my Bruddas are living the life while manipulating their Hosts, but I have to suffer so much, no one gets it but it gets lonely inside someone when they ignore you for everything- Tell me Why.]