Hail To The King [Fairy Tail]

"Welcome, one and all to your last hour in the Overworld! You, unfortunately, and quite tragically have perished! But, worry yourself not my dear mortal friends! You, yes, YOU! ...Are going to get another chance at life! Rejoice for this happens all but one time during one's death! You won't get reincarnated the second time so make the best of it!"

Life was not daijobu for John. Oh no, it was... far from good right now. He was just on his way home from working at a retail store when a fucking kaiju spawned out of nowhere near the city beach.

I-It was a big ass squid but with the head of a truck...

Sometimes, John really wondered if God was fucking with him. But, he never thought he'd actually get a chance to ask him personally. But here he is, just like countless other dead people, with no physical body except an ethereal humanoid spectre that represents his soul.

Funnily enough, his below-average looks saved him from gaining Bad Karma, surprisingly. He also didn't expect reincarnation to be a thing, but boy is he glad it is! Now he gets to live out his life in his favourite anime filled with sexy women and fantastic battles!

The only thing standing in his way now is this long, loooooong queue...