章節 26: 155
Goddess Cultivation Plan - Chapter 155 – Putting on Makeup
After fidgeting with a bra and breast pads in the changing room for half an hour, Lin Jin finally managed to put them on.
The feeling of having extra flesh on the upper body wasn't great; it seemed like his center of gravity had shifted. Fortunately, although these fake lumps didn't look very obvious under a coat, they added a slight curve, slightly improving Lin Jin's figure.
At least he didn't look like a complete flat-chested "airport" like before.
Terrifying...
The trousers he wore were high-waisted, tighter than the jeans Teacher Lin brought earlier, but also more elastic. When worn, they clung tightly to his thighs and buttocks. Turning around in front of the changing room mirror, his legs appeared meaty yet slender and straight. If he posted a photo online, comments like "leg fetish" would probably flood in.
Why did he feel like he was becoming more and more perverted?
Lin Jin leaned against the wall of the changing room, looking at the beautiful person in the mirror, and sighed heavily.
He had completely turned into a cross-dressing pervert...
Gathering his emotions, Lin Jin left the changing room and immediately saw Teacher Lin waiting at the door, whose eyes lit up noticeably at the sight of him.
"Lin Jin! You look really pretty in this outfit!" Teacher Lin approached, shamelessly groping Lin Jin's buttocks, and exclaimed in amazement, "So soft and bouncy! Big buttocks, good for childbearing!"
Good for childbearing?
Lin Jin's face darkened immediately.
"Alright! Let's pay for it! This set isn't expensive, just over two hundred." Teacher Lin clapped his hands, not continuing to tease Lin Jin, and grabbed his shoulder, casually tugging at his wig, "This wig is pretty good, it looks quite realistic."
"Oh."
Lin Jin responded perfunctorily.
Over two hundred… it really hurts, all my money is earned through ard honest work, okay? If I were to buy the same thing on Taobao, it will probably be half the price, right?
Painfully paying the money, Lin Jin was then dragged by Teacher Lin by the wrist, all the way to the women's restroom.
Speaking of which, this wasn't Lin Jin's first time in a women's restroom. Back in kindergarten, when he was often dressed as a girl by his mother, he used to follow her into the women's restroom.
Although the memories are not vivid anymore, even somewhat blurry, Lin Jin has no such curiosity towards women's restrooms like most men do.
"I'll do your makeup."
Teacher Lin took out her makeup box from her handbag, and Lin Jin, very consciously, found a place to lean against and presented his face to Teacher Lin, letting her do as she pleased.
"Don't do heavy makeup. I can't stand heavy makeup." Lin Jin didn't like the kind of makeup with bright red lips and eyeshadow smeared all over the eyelids. Though it seems like that's the norm for formal banquets and such, he only planned to hit the streets and attract a few men.
"I know." Teacher Lin pursed her lips, placed the makeup box on the sink beside them, and then took out a small box, "I'm starting now, okay? Don't worry about my skills, I've been doing my own makeup since junior high. I even thought about becoming a makeup artist before."
You still want to be a makeup artist, huh? But since you're a jack of all trades and master of none, you ended up as a do-it-all PE teacher, right?
Lin Jin rolled his eyes and let Teacher Lin apply all sorts of strange powders and stuff on his face.
"I'll give you a more innocent look..." she babbled, grabbing a lipstick and applying it to Lin Jin's lips, "When I draw your eyeliner, keep your eyes wide open, if I accidentally poke your eye, I'm not responsible."
What the f*ck?
Lin Jin was startled, then felt a shiver run down his spine, instinctively shrinking his neck.
This teacher drives so recklessly, it seems normal for her to be wild with makeup, maybe even poking someone's eyeball with an eyebrow pencil, right?
Thinking about it... it's getting scarier!
"Come on, open your eyes wide, don't let me poke your eye" Teacher Lin whispered to Lin Jin.
The gentleness made it even more terrifying!
Under Teacher Lin's threats, Lin Jin trembled like a mouse being toyed with by a cat. Although Teacher Lin's driving was wild, her makeup skills were actually good. In just a few minutes, she had given Lin Jin a light makeup look without any incidents of an eyebrow pencil poking his eye.
"Problem solved!" Teacher Lin clapped her hands, packed up the makeup into a box, and looked satisfied at Lin Jin's current makeup. "With this makeup and your outfit, you'll definitely attract a lot of men's eyes! Those stinky men, if they knew they were actually looking at another man, they might just lose their mojo! Pfft."
Hey, you scared the girl behind you to death, okay?
"Alright! Problem solved! Let's go out and get some men!"
Why does it feel like you're the one going to seduce men? I just can't understand why this female teacher is so excited.
Honestly, Lin Jin feels that he could attract men's attention in his current state. His appearance now is like that of an innocent high school girl. The cropped pants he's wearing seem to be quite popular in high schools, Lin Jin has seen many high school girls wearing similar pants.
He had also once admired the beautiful legs of girls wearing these tight pants, but he would never end up in a disgraceful situation like the ones described in missions.
"Wanna walk around?"
After leaving the restroom, Teacher Lin suggested to Lin Jin.
"Sure." Lin Jin nodded, somewhat clueless about how to make men stare at him and lose their composure.
Can he just walk on the street like that? Or should he make some weird movements on the street? Or maybe sing in the street?
Hmm, without a master pill, it would be almost impossible to sing a complete song under the watchful eyes of the public.
"What are you thinking about?" Teacher Lin seemed to enjoy shopping. She looked around everywhere, occasionally gazing at the brand-name clothing stores, but she still noticed Lin Jin's troubled expression.
"Nothing." Lin Jin shrugged.
"Then just honestly accompany me shopping!" Teacher Lin grabbed Lin Jin's wrist and pulled him along as they jogged to a branded store marked with two Cs.
Sigh... Lin Jin sighed. Even though he was already dressed in clothes recommended by Teacher Lin, had put on makeup, and wore a beautiful long black wig, he still felt like it was all pointless.
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